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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #80 on: June 21, 2020, 08:32:06 pm »
73 Everton going really narrow, so a lot of space out wide. Everton lucky there, but Pickford manages to catch the ball.
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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #81 on: June 21, 2020, 08:33:35 pm »
75 The ball being circulated around midfield we are trying to find that ball which opens them up still.

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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #82 on: June 21, 2020, 08:35:56 pm »
77 BS offside. That’s about as exciting as it is at the moment.
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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #83 on: June 21, 2020, 08:36:49 pm »
They have hardly tried to attack this half, just content to go for a draw at home.
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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #84 on: June 21, 2020, 08:37:20 pm »
Mother of god!
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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #85 on: June 21, 2020, 08:37:50 pm »
79 somehow still 0-0. Allison makes a great save down low and from the follow up the BS hit the post. Best chance of the game.
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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #86 on: June 21, 2020, 08:38:02 pm »
Mother of god!

Isn't Davies a Red formally?
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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #87 on: June 21, 2020, 08:38:47 pm »
80 From the resulting corner C.Lewin heads just wide. Hanging on a bit.
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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #88 on: June 21, 2020, 08:39:33 pm »
Lovren?!
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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #89 on: June 21, 2020, 08:39:58 pm »
Lovren?!

Coming on cold at this stage doesn't help.
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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #90 on: June 21, 2020, 08:39:59 pm »
81 Another save from Alisson, getting down to block from Richarlison. Suddenly we look all over the place at the back
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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #92 on: June 21, 2020, 08:41:24 pm »
81 Another save from Alisson, getting down to block from Richarlison. Suddenly we look all over the place at the back

Not really surprising, considering how many changes we've made in defence. Just shows how cowardly Everton have been the rest of the game.
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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #93 on: June 21, 2020, 08:42:58 pm »
Alisson’s garden training sessions at the start of the lockdown bearing fruit.
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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #94 on: June 21, 2020, 08:45:18 pm »
87 Corner to the reds. Cleared. I neglected to mention that Divock picked up a yellow for a foul moments earlier
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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #95 on: June 21, 2020, 08:47:17 pm »
The fire has gone out of us, we've looked quite blunt in our attacking play. The sharpness just isn't there.
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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #96 on: June 21, 2020, 08:48:13 pm »
90 Richarlison down and limping away. Keane coming on. 3 mins added on.
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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #97 on: June 21, 2020, 08:49:30 pm »
91 Lovely run from Ox, quick feet. Fouled. Free kick about 25 yards out. This will likely be the last chance.
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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #98 on: June 21, 2020, 08:50:44 pm »
92 Fabinho gets it over the wall and it’s tipped behind for a corner. Corner taken, we commit a foul, BS free kick and surely 0-0.
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Re: PL: Everton vs Liverpool
« Reply #99 on: June 21, 2020, 08:51:29 pm »
93 0-0. FT. Still four points needed.
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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 0 Liverpool
« Reply #100 on: June 21, 2020, 08:51:39 pm »
Goodison strikes again

3rd 0-0 in a row

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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 0 Liverpool
« Reply #101 on: June 21, 2020, 08:52:02 pm »
Booooooo!

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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 0 Liverpool
« Reply #102 on: June 21, 2020, 08:52:30 pm »
Never looked like scoring
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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 0 Liverpool
« Reply #103 on: June 21, 2020, 08:52:36 pm »
Both sides looked very very rusty...  not surprisingly..
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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 0 Liverpool
« Reply #104 on: June 21, 2020, 08:52:37 pm »
Goodison strikes again

3rd 0-0 in a row
At least no children harmed this time, at least in the ground.
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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 0 Liverpool
« Reply #105 on: June 21, 2020, 08:52:38 pm »
Poor.

We'll still win the league.

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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 0 Liverpool
« Reply #106 on: June 21, 2020, 08:52:39 pm »
Underwhelming as fuck

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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 0 Liverpool
« Reply #107 on: June 21, 2020, 08:52:40 pm »
That was poor. Absolutely no penetration up front.

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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 0 Liverpool
« Reply #108 on: June 21, 2020, 08:52:42 pm »
Ughh. That was ... an anti-climax. Thank fuck they didn't score.
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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 0 Liverpool
« Reply #109 on: June 21, 2020, 08:52:48 pm »
90 minutes of my life I'm never getting back. Goodison Derbies are shite.
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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 0 Liverpool
« Reply #110 on: June 21, 2020, 08:52:55 pm »
Meh, decent enough point.

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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 0 Liverpool
« Reply #111 on: June 21, 2020, 08:52:56 pm »
Win it at City then. :D

Rusty performance but not a shock, especially with injuries hampering us a bit.

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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 0 Liverpool
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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 0 Liverpool
« Reply #113 on: June 21, 2020, 08:53:04 pm »
it was just a preseason friendly anyways.

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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 0 Liverpool
« Reply #114 on: June 21, 2020, 08:53:05 pm »
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 0 Liverpool
« Reply #115 on: June 21, 2020, 08:53:05 pm »
Poor game, not much quality or flow.
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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 0 Liverpool
« Reply #116 on: June 21, 2020, 08:53:09 pm »
For all we say about Pickford, 3 seasons without scoring away is an embarrassment

The less said about it the better.
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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 0 Liverpool
« Reply #117 on: June 21, 2020, 08:53:12 pm »
I would say its good to have football back....

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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 0 Liverpool
« Reply #118 on: June 21, 2020, 08:53:13 pm »
Shit game of footy. Not unexpected but never the less disappointing. Think we settled for the draw as soon as we subbed Bobby and Naby to be honest. Didn't score in the 20 minute period we was hugely on top in the second half.

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Re: PL: Everton 0 vs 0 Liverpool
« Reply #119 on: June 21, 2020, 08:53:14 pm »
Wish he left Minamino on. I thought he played well today.