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How Many Years Will It Take To Build Mo's Temple?
« on: October 8, 2017, 10:28:34 pm »
So Egypt have qualified for the World Cup for the first time since 1990. Our very own Pharaoh Mo Salah scored a 95th minute winner to send them there.

Now to the important bit, how long it t will take to build his monument in the desert? AWWYC where are you?

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Re: How Many Years Will It Take To Build Mo's Temple?
« Reply #1 on: October 8, 2017, 10:35:16 pm »
So Egypt have qualified for the World Cup for the first time since 1990. Our very own Pharaoh Mo Salah scored a 95th minute winner to send them there.

Now to the important bit, how long it t will take to build his monument in the desert? AWWYC where are you?

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Re: How Many Years Will It Take To Build Mo's Temple?
« Reply #2 on: October 8, 2017, 11:06:37 pm »
It depends on if they are using copper tools I suppose as I understand that 'experts' have demonstrated that master skilled stonemasons a guy with a chisel might have problems.
And also there's the size of the monument to take into account.
I'm led to believe if it involves more than 2 million or so blocks, I understand from 'experts' that it will take far more than 20 years to construct.
Then there's even the problem of traffic control of the slaves on the ramps carrying the precision carved blocks.
And then there's the accuracy of alignment....
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Re: How Many Years Will It Take To Build Mo's Temple?
« Reply #3 on: October 8, 2017, 11:07:50 pm »
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Re: How Many Years Will It Take To Build Mo's Temple?
« Reply #4 on: October 8, 2017, 11:57:20 pm »
It depends on if they are using copper tools I suppose as I understand that 'experts' have demonstrated that master skilled stonemasons a guy with a chisel might have problems.
And also there's the size of the monument to take into account.
I'm led to believe if it involves more than 2 million or so blocks, I understand from 'experts' that it will take far more than 20 years to construct.
Then there's even the problem of traffic control of the slaves on the ramps carrying the precision carved blocks.
And then there's the accuracy of alignment....

Also, one and only one block can be quarried, carved, transported and installed at any one time.  It's too hard to organise more than one small group of men. 
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Re: How Many Years Will It Take To Build Mo's Temple?
« Reply #5 on: October 9, 2017, 12:16:00 am »
Depends if Gulleys so called Brother in Law is building it.

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Re: How Many Years Will It Take To Build Mo's Temple?
« Reply #7 on: October 9, 2017, 01:23:42 am »
Does your Brother in law have primitive tools mate?

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Re: How Many Years Will It Take To Build Mo's Temple?
« Reply #8 on: October 9, 2017, 06:54:54 am »
Does your Brother in law have primitive tools mate?

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Re: How Many Years Will It Take To Build Mo's Temple?
« Reply #9 on: October 9, 2017, 07:28:16 am »
Does your Brother in law have primitive tools mate?

You mean does he have twins?

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Re: How Many Years Will It Take To Build Mo's Temple?
« Reply #10 on: October 9, 2017, 07:43:06 am »
Feck the desert..get one outside here.

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Re: How Many Years Will It Take To Build Mo's Temple?
« Reply #11 on: October 9, 2017, 02:36:25 pm »
How many workers/slaves will be working on it.

Eventually they will get in each others way like.
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Re: How Many Years Will It Take To Build Mo's Temple?
« Reply #12 on: October 9, 2017, 11:15:28 pm »
I find it ironic that Rawk + Chris Jericho are discussing Egypt, and then they finally qualify for a World Cup after many years.

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Re: How Many Years Will It Take To Build Mo's Temple?
« Reply #13 on: October 9, 2017, 11:18:56 pm »
I find it ironic that Rawk + Chris Jericho are discussing Egypt, and then they finally qualify for a World Cup after many years.

Are we lucky omens?   :D

What are his views on the Giants Causeway?

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Re: How Many Years Will It Take To Build Mo's Temple?
« Reply #14 on: October 9, 2017, 11:24:19 pm »
What are his views on the Giants Causeway?

There's another conspiracy podcast episode by Jericho I need to catch up on, so it might be on that.

But he did say he found Big Foot over in Russia. But only it's footprint.
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Re: How Many Years Will It Take To Build Mo's Temple?
« Reply #15 on: October 10, 2017, 10:05:25 am »
There's another conspiracy podcast episode by Jericho I need to catch up on, so it might be on that.

But he did say he found Big Foot over in Russia. But only it's footprint.


was it big?

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Re: How Many Years Will It Take To Build Mo's Temple?
« Reply #17 on: October 10, 2017, 01:28:06 pm »
There's another conspiracy podcast episode by Jericho I need to catch up on, so it might be on that.

But he did say he found Big Foot over in Russia. But only it's footprint.

I listen to Chris Jericho's podcasts too and think he asks some really interesting questions, the ones about the pyramids and evolution especially cos they were bugging me for ages.

Anyway, I've emailed him to ask whether he thinks there will ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark. Sounds mental now but all it would take is the slightest genetic mutation.
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Re: How Many Years Will It Take To Build Mo's Temple?
« Reply #18 on: October 10, 2017, 02:08:13 pm »
I listen to Chris Jericho's podcasts too and think he asks some really interesting questions, the ones about the pyramids and evolution especially cos they were bugging me for ages.

Anyway, I've emailed him to ask whether he thinks there will ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark. Sounds mental now but all it would take is the slightest genetic mutation.

Is this regarding the bit when Dean Ambrose said there is fish that can fly on the Discovery Channel?

(It was about 10 minutes after the pyramid bit taking 1000 years to build and the king getting bored etc, and using a crane)

56th minute?
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Re: How Many Years Will It Take To Build Mo's Temple?
« Reply #19 on: October 10, 2017, 02:16:08 pm »
Is this regarding the bit when Dean Ambrose said there is fish that can fly on the Discovery Channel?

(It was about 10 minutes after the pyramid bit taking 1000 years to build and the king getting bored etc, and using a crane)

56th minute?

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Re: How Many Years Will It Take To Build Mo's Temple?
« Reply #20 on: October 10, 2017, 02:23:34 pm »
How can you freeze time?
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Re: How Many Years Will It Take To Build Mo's Temple?
« Reply #21 on: October 10, 2017, 02:37:34 pm »
How can you freeze time?

Take a photo?
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Re: How Many Years Will It Take To Build Mo's Temple?
« Reply #22 on: October 10, 2017, 03:34:24 pm »
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Re: How Many Years Will It Take To Build Mo's Temple?
« Reply #23 on: October 10, 2017, 04:23:56 pm »



the footprint, not the bloke in a monkey suit

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Re: How Many Years Will It Take To Build Mo's Temple?
« Reply #24 on: October 10, 2017, 06:22:39 pm »



I know Mo's a rather hairy man at the best of times, but someone really needs to have a word. This is getting stupid.


Also, his temple will take millennia, particularly if we have to align its base within a degree or two of true north. He's worth it though.

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Re: How Many Years Will It Take To Build Mo's Temple?
« Reply #25 on: October 10, 2017, 06:25:53 pm »
Is this regarding the bit when Dean Ambrose said there is fish that can fly on the Discovery Channel?

Flying fish? Bollocks.

You'll be telling me there are flying squirrels next.

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Re: How Many Years Will It Take To Build Mo's Temple?
« Reply #26 on: October 10, 2017, 06:29:57 pm »
Flying fish? Bollocks.

You'll be telling me there are flying squirrels next.
Like the pyramid stuff, I'm basing it off a podcast, and asking what you think of the theory?

I don't have an opinion on either, as there always is something to debunk it.

Go back and listen to the podcast, these aren't my theories remember :lmao

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Re: How Many Years Will It Take To Build Mo's Temple?
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Re: How Many Years Will It Take To Build Mo's Temple?
« Reply #28 on: October 21, 2017, 09:22:35 pm »
Well, given that we're not building it several millenia ago with primitive tools, I reckon we could get a fitting one up in a year or so.

If we can get Gulleysucker and Crimson Tank involved, it'll be done in time for Halloween.

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Re: How Many Years Will It Take To Build Mo's Temple?
« Reply #29 on: October 21, 2017, 09:53:40 pm »
Well, given that we're not building it several millenia ago with primitive tools, I reckon we could get a fitting one up in a year or so.

If we can get Gulleysucker and Crimson Tank involved, it'll be done in time for Halloween.

It's not about building now, it's all about men with beards hahaha
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Re: How Many Years Will It Take To Build Mo's Temple?
« Reply #30 on: October 21, 2017, 10:06:06 pm »
It's not about building now, it's all about men with beards hahaha
We're not shaving for twenty years?

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Re: How Many Years Will It Take To Build Mo's Temple?
« Reply #31 on: October 25, 2017, 08:22:39 am »
We're not shaving for twenty years?

No it was in reference to the fact I'm surprised you haven't come to the celebrity lfc fans thread yet to give some philosophical insight on beards  ;D
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Re: How Many Years Will It Take To Build Mo's Temple?
« Reply #32 on: October 25, 2017, 12:01:37 pm »
Well, given that we're not building it several millenia ago with primitive tools, I reckon we could get a fitting one up in a year or so.

If we can get Gulleysucker and Crimson Tank involved, it'll be done in time for Halloween.


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