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Just been armed robbed.
« on: April 19, 2010, 05:43:16 pm »
I work for a bookies and was going the bank with the takings and 2 scrotey little scruffy c*nts in hoodies with an expandable police baton robbed me. Fucking shit me right up, was shaking like a shitting dog for about an hour after it. Is it armed robbery with a bat? I dunno but it was scarey like.
 
Thankfully they never hit me. The thing that really pissed me off though is when i spoke to the area manager and they said "bloody hell...how much did they get?" Not "are you ok?" or anything, he didn't even ask how I was until I said I was really shaken.
 
 
 
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2010, 05:44:39 pm »
How much did they get?

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« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2010, 05:46:09 pm »
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2010, 05:47:17 pm »
Did they get much lad?
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2010, 05:47:41 pm »
Quote from: Mouth on April 19, 2010, 05:44:39 pm
How much did they get?



£50, can you believe that? Fifty-fucking-quid.  I had £5050 to bank but kept the £5000 of notes in my pocket. I had the fifty in change in an ASDA bag. Shit company don't even give you a bag to go the bank with.
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2010, 05:47:43 pm »
Quote from: Freezing Cold on April 19, 2010, 05:43:16 pm
I work for a bookies and was going the bank with the takings and 2 scrotey little scruffy c*nts in hoodies with an expandable police baton robbed me. Fucking shit me right up, was shaking like a shitting dog for about an hour after it. Is it armed robbery with a bat? I dunno but it was scarey like.
 
Thankfully they never hit me. The thing that really pissed me off though is when i spoke to the area manager and they said "bloody hell...how much did they get?" Not "are you ok?" or anything, he didn't even ask how I was until I said I was really shaken.
 
 
 

Sorry to hear about that, hope your o.k now. Btw you've been mugged.
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« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2010, 05:47:46 pm »
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2010, 05:48:19 pm »
Quote from: Freezing Cold on April 19, 2010, 05:47:41 pm
£50, can you believe that? Fifty-fucking-quid.  I had £5050 to bank but kept the £5000 of notes in my pocket. I had the fifty in change in an ASDA bag. Shit company don't even give you a bag to go the bank with.

When and where are you planning your next trip to the bank ?
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2010, 05:48:34 pm »
Quote from: Freezing Cold on April 19, 2010, 05:47:41 pm
£50, can you believe that? Fifty-fucking-quid.  I had £5050 to bank but kept the £5000 of notes in my pocket. I had the fifty in change in an ASDA bag. Shit company don't even give you a bag to go the bank with.
Should of said they got the lot.
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2010, 05:49:09 pm »
Tell them they took it all and take home the 5k. :P
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2010, 05:49:11 pm »
Quote from: Mr Rossi on April 19, 2010, 05:47:43 pm
Sorry to hear about that, hope your o.k now. Btw you've been mugged.


Mugged doesn't sound as hard as being armed robbed though.
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2010, 05:49:47 pm »
Quote from: Mouth on April 19, 2010, 05:44:39 pm
How much did they get?



First thing that popped into my head as well. 
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2010, 05:52:15 pm »
Quote from: Freezing Cold on April 19, 2010, 05:43:16 pm

 The thing that really pissed me off though is when i spoke to the area manager and they said "bloody hell...how much did they get?" Not "are you ok?" or anything, he didn't even ask how I was until I said I was really shaken.
 

i know about that mate...same when there are attacks on our blokes fuck them its 'how much they get' and 'did you follow procedure'

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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #16 on: April 19, 2010, 05:53:40 pm »
Where theres a blaim theres a claim.
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #17 on: April 19, 2010, 05:56:00 pm »
They asked for 50 quid....and you just gave it to them?
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2010, 06:00:57 pm »
Quote from: Finn Solomon on April 19, 2010, 05:49:09 pm
Tell them they took it all and take home the 5k. :P

If you didn't do this, then you've missed a massive trick.


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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #19 on: April 19, 2010, 06:02:29 pm »
Quote from: scouser4eva on April 19, 2010, 05:53:40 pm
Where theres a blaim theres a claim.

Just because it rhymes Harper doesn't mean it's spelt the same.
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« Reply #20 on: April 19, 2010, 06:07:12 pm »
Quote from: L6 Red on April 19, 2010, 06:02:29 pm
Just because it rhymes Harper doesn't mean it's spelt the same.
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #21 on: April 19, 2010, 06:09:01 pm »
Quote from: Freezing Cold on April 19, 2010, 05:49:11 pm

Mugged doesn't sound as hard as being armed robbed though.

Thats like me saying I've been just been twatted when all someone has done is slap me across the face.
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #22 on: April 19, 2010, 06:10:51 pm »
Quote from: L6 Red on April 19, 2010, 06:02:29 pm
Just because it rhymes Harper doesn't mean it's spelt the same.
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They asked for 50 quid....and you just gave it to them?

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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #23 on: April 19, 2010, 06:11:32 pm »
Quote from: Mr Rossi on April 19, 2010, 06:09:01 pm
Thats like me saying I've been just been twatted when all someone has done is slap me across the face.

Did it hurt? How much did they get?
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #24 on: April 19, 2010, 06:14:05 pm »
Quote from: Mr Rossi on April 19, 2010, 06:09:01 pm
Thats like me saying I've been just been twatted when all someone has done is slap me across the face.

Well its armed robbed to me mate. They were armed and I was robbed.
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #25 on: April 19, 2010, 06:14:56 pm »
Quote from: Freezing Cold on April 19, 2010, 06:14:05 pm
Well its armed robbed to me mate. They were armed and I was robbed.

Sounds like something Wenger would say.
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #26 on: April 19, 2010, 06:17:10 pm »
You bad shitbag. I bet you would hand over a deuce to an aggressive Big Issue seller too wouldn't you? I'd have Jackie Channed the fuckers and then stuck the 50 pound coins up their ring pieces, 25 each. Then I'd have smacked my own head against a lampost and told the bizzies there was three of them and the other one fucked off with the £5,000.
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #27 on: April 19, 2010, 06:17:27 pm »
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Sounds like something Wenger would say.

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« Reply #28 on: April 19, 2010, 06:20:05 pm »
Quote from: redmangaskin on April 19, 2010, 06:14:56 pm
Sounds like something Wenger would say.

wenger wouldnt have seen it.

hope your ok mate btw
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« Reply #29 on: April 19, 2010, 06:20:07 pm »
Can't believe you didn't pocket the 5 grand.
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #30 on: April 19, 2010, 06:25:05 pm »
Sorry 50 quid in change?Swing the fucking thing and crack the fella with the bat in the head..
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« Reply #31 on: April 19, 2010, 06:26:39 pm »
Quote from: wardides on April 19, 2010, 06:25:05 pm
Sorry 50 quid in change?Swing the fucking thing and crack the fella with the bat in the head..

couldn't swing it if wanted to mate, one of them grabbed hold of me from behind.
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #32 on: April 19, 2010, 06:29:36 pm »
Quote from: Freezing Cold on April 19, 2010, 06:26:39 pm
couldn't swing it if wanted to mate, one of them grabbed hold of me from behind.

You havnt answered the question yet, did you pocket the 5k
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« Reply #33 on: April 19, 2010, 06:29:57 pm »
Quote from: Freezing Cold on April 19, 2010, 06:26:39 pm
couldn't swing it if wanted to mate, one of them grabbed hold of me from behind.

You saying you were taken from behind with an extendable baton for 50 quid?
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« Reply #34 on: April 19, 2010, 06:31:13 pm »
Quote from: Phantom Limb on April 19, 2010, 06:29:57 pm
You saying you were taken from behind with an extendable baton for 50 quid?

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« Reply #35 on: April 19, 2010, 06:31:31 pm »
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You saying you were taken from behind with an extendable baton for 50 quid?
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« Reply #36 on: April 19, 2010, 06:32:24 pm »
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You saying you were taken from behind with an extendable baton for 50 quid?
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« Reply #37 on: April 19, 2010, 06:37:08 pm »
This might help bringing the twats to justice mate. I've found CCTV of the vicious heinous criminals in action. We can identify one of them, probably the one with the police baton. To help us with our enquiries though, was the other assailant dressed as the woman or as the crocodile?





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« Reply #38 on: April 19, 2010, 06:37:58 pm »
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You saying you were taken from behind with an extendable baton for 50 quid?

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« Reply #39 on: April 19, 2010, 06:38:06 pm »
Hope you are ok mate.
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