Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy

[kloppismydad]

Blokes who wear shorts in public full stop.

Unless they're playing a sport or on the beach.

Do you also massively dislike English referees?

[Sudden Death Draft Loser]

You’re one of those who sits sweating their bollocks off in the beer garden in thick jeans.

1. I don't wear jeans

2. I very rarely go to pubs

[CraigDS]

1. I don't wear jeans

2. I very rarely go to pubs

No shorts, no jeans... you’re wearing khaki slacks aren’t you.

[Sudden Death Draft Loser]

No shorts, no jeans... you’re wearing khaki slacks aren’t you.

Black cargo trousers I believe they're called

 

[rob1966]

Rob, Rob, help me out here...

 

Just got back from the shops, wearing shorts of course.

Yeah I tend to put my hood up if its pissing down and when I have my thick winter coat on, I'll put the hood up if its raining or snowing, I'll still be in shorts though. If your body is warm, you don't need to worry about your legs.

[CraigDS]

Grown men who wear cargo pants who aren’t working or in the military 

[afc tukrish]

Grown men who wear cargo pants who aren’t working or in the military 

Careful, I bet SDDL does not lift weights...

[Charlie Adams fried egg]

Blokes who wear shorts in public full stop.

Unless they're playing a sport or on the beach.

Why?

Or have you been traumatised by the sight of blokes with sandals and socks?

[rob1966]

Why?

Or have you been traumatised by the sight of blokes with sandals and socks?

That is a huge no no

[Sudden Death Draft Loser]

Why?

Or have you been traumatised by the sight of blokes with sandals and socks?

 

[So… Howard Philips]

Why?

Or have you been traumatised by the sight of blokes with sandals and socks?

Black socks, one of those sleeveless jacket things with a multitude of pockets and to top it off, a scraggly beard and a pipe dripping a mix of sputum and tobacco.

[CraigDS]

The obsession the media has over how much that young tennis player will earn. BBC seem to be one of the worst for it which is weird.

[So… Howard Philips]

The obsession the media has over how much that young tennis player will earn. BBC seem to be one of the worst for it which is weird.

What's even weirder is the the Fail is pushing her to get a gong in the New Year's Honours.

Let the girl settle down and win a few more before getting carried away. More than likely the Red Top cheer leaders will turn on her before long anyway - sad bastards.

[rob1966]

The obsession the media has over how much that young tennis player will earn. BBC seem to be one of the worst for it which is weird.

That was something the comms on C4 mentioned when she was being led to her box right after the match and before the presentation.

UK is obsessed with money.

[red_Mark1980]

What's even weirder is the the Fail is pushing her to get a gong in the New Year's Honours.

Let the girl settle down and win a few more before getting carried away. More than likely the Red Top cheer leaders will turn on her before long anyway - sad bastards.

She needs to be built up before they knock her down.

[Lad]

My missus complaining that the media are obsessed with her ‘lovely smile’ and that they never talk about the men players in that tone…has got a lovely smile though 😁

[So… Howard Philips]

My missus complaining that the media are obsessed with her ‘lovely smile’ and that they never talk about the men players in that tone…has got a lovely smile though 😁

She'd definitely win the 'Lovely Girls' Competition 2021.

[liversaint]

Blokes who wear shorts in public full stop.

Unless they're playing a sport or on the beach.

Ooh, controversial.

Shorts all year round here.

[Jwils21]

Ooh, controversial.

Shorts all year round here.

Yep same

[afc tukrish]

My missus complaining that the media are obsessed with her ‘lovely smile’ and that they never talk about the men players in that tone…has got a lovely smile though 😁

Does your Missus smile at the media often?

[Lad]

Does your Missus smile at the media often?

Arf Arf....

[Lad]

Skips ! Last week a builder and me were knocking down a big old shed in the garden and digging up loads of ground to lay a concrete base. I ring up order and pay for a full size skip.

It arrives in thirty minutes (amazing, right) and goes on my front drive, which has space for one car only. We spend two days filling it to the brim then I ring the skip people to say they can come and get it. ‘No problem sir, we’ll be round to collect it between five and eight days from now’ What the actual fuck…..

My very new car is sitting in a narrow tree lined road getting shat on from berry eating woodpidgeons and being narrowly missed by vans and lorries squeezing through tight gaps. It’s day six now and I’m fucking fuming 😡

[red_Mark1980]

Thought that was about the weird prawn cocktail "crisps" for a second.

People in a business who ask one person a question. Get short shrift so just navigate around them to someone else in the team.

Do you not think we talk? No. And it's still no. Weapons

[rob1966]

Skips ! Last week a builder and me were knocking down a big old shed in the garden and digging up loads of ground to lay a concrete base. I ring up order and pay for a full size skip.

It arrives in thirty minutes (amazing, right) and goes on my front drive, which has space for one car only. We spend two days filling it to the brim then I ring the skip people to say they can come and get it. ‘No problem sir, we’ll be round to collect it between five and eight days from now’ What the actual fuck…..

My very new car is sitting in a narrow tree lined road getting shat on from berry eating woodpidgeons and being narrowly missed by vans and lorries squeezing through tight gaps. It’s day six now and I’m fucking fuming 😡

They're quick enough to drop them to get your money but after that couldn't give a flying fuck, unless you need to order another and they'll be there in 30 mins again.

[El Lobo]

Another road moan. This morning, in the hour that's usually the busiest (can't think of the term), some lovely soul decides to be nice and let Mr Tractor out....and then proceeds to turn off into a side road five seconds down the road, thus leaving the queue of traffic behind stuck behind Mr Tractor. Definite 'road trolling' that.

[Crimson]

Another road moan. This morning, in the hour that's usually the busiest (can't think of the term), some lovely soul decides to be nice and let Mr Tractor out....and then proceeds to turn off into a side road five seconds down the road, thus leaving the queue of traffic behind stuck behind Mr Tractor. Definite 'road trolling' that.

Rush hour?

[rob1966]

Rush hour?

He was taking the piss because of this from his last encounter with Farmer Piles

How is it "rush hour" on a 'narrow, windy country road' ?

[Crimson]

He was taking the piss because of this from his last encounter with Farmer Piles

Crikey, thanks mate 

[rob1966]

Put my contact lenses in on Saturday before work, vision was a bit off all day, struggling to read paperwork. Sunday wore my glasses so all OK. Same issues again yesterday with the lenses. I've got astigmatism so they gave me -1.75 for my left eye and -3.75 for my right eye to help me read close up. Goes to put them in this morning and notices I've been putting -3.75 in both eyes

[So… Howard Philips]

Put my contact lenses in on Saturday before work, vision was a bit off all day, struggling to read paperwork. Sunday wore my glasses so all OK. Same issues again yesterday with the lenses. I've got astigmatism so they gave me -1.75 for my left eye and -3.75 for my right eye to help me read close up. Goes to put them in this morning and notices I've been putting -3.75 in both eyes

The danger of switching your lenses whilst pissed.

[tray fenny]

can you believe this, ordered an XL parajumper jacket from tessuti but a L size is sent out. Then the dickhead van driver hasnt registered that the parcel has been delivered so I cant start the returns process cause the consignment number wont register on their system. it cost a fortune as well, fumin.

[moondog]

Thought that was about the weird prawn cocktail "crisps" for a second.

People in a business who ask one person a question. Get short shrift so just navigate around them to someone else in the team.

Do you not think we talk? No. And it's still no. Weapons

My kids would ask me for something, get told no , then go ask their mum. Obviously your people learnt from them how effective this is .

[Crimson]

The danger of switching your lenses whilst pissed.

More like the danger of falling asleep without taking them off. Truly horrible the following morning.. might spend an hour digging them out from behind the eyelids or have ultra sensitive eye balls that's horrible to touch!

[rob1966]

The danger of switching your lenses whilst pissed.

Totally sober sadly, getting up at 3:30am for work was what did it.

More like the danger of falling asleep without taking them off. Truly horrible the following morning.. might spend an hour digging them out from behind the eyelids or have ultra sensitive eye balls that's horrible to touch!

Nothing beats the old days of cleaning them in peroxide, then forgetting to put them in the neutralising solution and then popping one in the eye. You never make that mistake again.

[Nobby Reserve]

can you believe this, ordered an XL parajumper jacket from tessuti but a L size is sent out. Then the dickhead van driver hasnt registered that the parcel has been delivered so I cant start the returns process cause the consignment number wont register on their system. it cost a fortune as well, fumin.

Technically you didn't receive it, then.

Demand a refund for undelivered goods, then sell the L jacket, then buy an XL one from another company that aren't dickheads.

[rob1966]

Technically you didn't receive it, then.

Demand a refund for undelivered goods, then sell the L jacket, then buy an XL one from another company that aren't dickheads.

[67CherryRed]

At what point did a living room become a 'snug'?

No fucker on Grand Designs ever has a living room, always a snug and there's never a telly to point their furniture towards.

Posh twats.

[Elmo!]

Football pundits and journalists still mistaking Robertson for Robinson, after how many years being in the PL?

[So… Howard Philips]

At what point did a living room become a 'snug'?

No fucker on Grand Designs ever has a living room, always a snug and there's never a telly to point their furniture towards.

Posh twats.

I thought the 'snug' was where the old dears gossiped while quaffing Milk Stout.

[BlackandWhitePaul]

At what point did a living room become a 'snug'?

No fucker on Grand Designs ever has a living room, always a snug and there's never a telly to point their furniture towards.

Posh twats.

Where I live (Tyneside) we say "Sitting room" . . . . only stuck up, posh fuckers call it the lounge.  As for "snug" isn't that where Ena Sharples went in to have a bottle of milk stout?