3,175 up.....an ode to Deirdre
Oh Deirdre, so gorgeous, your mouth like a hoop
With your skin like a can of Heinz Chicken soup
Your girl Tracey, not shy of a cold blooded murder
Our Ashley once sold you his finest lamb burger
Mike Baldwin, Ken Barlow and Samir Rachid
They're all proof that you are one of a breed
The men in your life, there's been lots, that's no scoop
With your mouth, all wrinkled, just like a hoop.