Crows attacked a pensioner in Hamburg after she mimicked a crow's call.
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So bloody what? If you watch football to be absolutely miserable then go watch cricket.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.