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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #80 on: July 28, 2004, 11:15:43 pm »
AA or something:
"Kev? Bev? Bev! Kev!"
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I like that one ;D

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #81 on: July 28, 2004, 11:16:20 pm »
But if you buy windows and doors for the downstairs of your house, you get the upstairs free! I say buy windows and doors for the downstairs of your house, you get the upstairs free!

Er, what happens if you live in a bungalow?

L'oreal adverts fuck me off in no uncertain terms. Mainly due to the made-up names for some wanky new "revolutionary" ingredient which was no doubt thought up by a committee of advertising and marketing pricks in a lunchtime. "Nutriflavins" <?> "Boswelox" <?>

I tell you, I got utterly shitfaced once sat in front of the TV with the girlfriend drinking vodka shots everytime one of those adverts with a newly discovered word came on.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #82 on: July 28, 2004, 11:24:43 pm »
Got to be the one with Michael Winner. That irritates me something chronic!

Winner is not too bad he is funny, albeit a twat, but that bloody girl with the sign!  :upyours

Not to mention when she starts skipping.  ::)


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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #83 on: July 29, 2004, 06:03:26 pm »
Winner is a knob and that advert annoys the shite out of me

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #84 on: July 29, 2004, 09:18:21 pm »
E-Sure
Any personal injury adverts
Special K - no woman is gonna look like that by eating a bowl of shitty cereal
MacDonalds
Anything from "Time Life"
Any JML products because of the patronising voice-over and annoying music
Adverts for "Bratz" dolls - actually make that adverts for any toy
Mortgage company adverts
Loan adverts
That one with Carol Vorderman in when she throws around computer generated blobs of colour
The S*n adverts - "We Love It" No we fucking don't
Any of the charity adverts - sorry but I've seen them that often they simply do not work, they just annoy me

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #85 on: July 29, 2004, 09:33:47 pm »
"I've got the right"


"I've got the right"


"I've got the right"


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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #86 on: July 29, 2004, 10:51:29 pm »
if ya think tv adverts are bad (and some of them are!) u should hear some of the radio adverts!   the worst sort of ads ever! absolutely awfull.


wont list them here as there aint enough room for them all!

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #87 on: July 30, 2004, 12:24:34 pm »
if ya think tv adverts are bad (and some of them are!) u should hear some of the radio adverts!   the worst sort of ads ever! absolutely awfull.


wont list them here as there aint enough room for them all!



i love some of them!!

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #88 on: July 31, 2004, 01:29:24 pm »
708 7080, if you need a cab just let us know, phone Davy Liver caaaaabs.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #89 on: August 1, 2004, 02:54:04 am »
Funny thread. ;D

But can't believe no-one's mentioned (unless I've missed it) the fruit shoot one. "New fruit shoot from Robinsons, new thinking." - no it isn't, stupid c*nts

And besides, the advert is wrong on so many levels. The kid doesn't look like he's even playing football. The other team break away and "score" (despite the ball going about five feet over) and then he gets the ball again (Billy, stupid twat) when the other (seemingly superstar) kid doesn't even need to pass, then scores (mishits the ball, went for the other corner... and it doesn't even show the ball go in properly anyway) then starts boasting.

Really, really hate that one.

Oh, and the advert where the kid starts running about and screaming "Goal? Goal... Goal! Goal!..." :no

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #90 on: August 1, 2004, 01:37:24 pm »
''First Alternative,First Alternative,First Alternative'' Fuck off Winner,you wanker! :upyours
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #91 on: August 1, 2004, 03:54:49 pm »
my ex-housemate who is a slefish incosiderate prick works for them! fuck off winner et al!
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #92 on: October 20, 2004, 07:47:26 pm »
The award for shittest adverts ever have to goto Honda, that fuckin diesel one is shite.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #93 on: October 20, 2004, 07:54:30 pm »
i dont mind the honda one. the worst ones :upyours are the insurance ads with that wanker giving it "calm down , its just a commercial"

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #94 on: October 21, 2004, 09:47:55 am »
that fuckin honda one does my head it turn to tv off when it comes on. it is also even more annoying on the radio!

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #95 on: October 21, 2004, 09:55:27 am »
Is that the one with the engine flying round the fucking tellytubby land?

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #96 on: October 21, 2004, 09:56:51 am »
Is that the one with the engine flying round the fucking tellytubby land?

yep that;'s the fuckin annoying one

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #97 on: October 21, 2004, 09:57:56 am »
yep that;'s the fuckin annoying one

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #98 on: October 21, 2004, 10:12:05 am »
You can do it too with Kandoo  :upyours
Am I the only one who thinks watching a little kid going for a shite repulsive?
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #99 on: October 21, 2004, 10:13:11 am »
ANYTHING to do with Halifax Building society... I don't even use their cashpoints for fear of the fear... plus saw an epic 1 minute+ ad on Hair Transpants last night with Graham Gooch leading the party - lots of sports stars - with Greg Mathews getting a cheese Oscar... straight out of Alan Partridge, just more painful.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #100 on: October 21, 2004, 10:14:07 am »
You can do it too with Kandoo :upyours
Am I the only one who thinks watching a little kid going for a shite repulsive?
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« Reply #101 on: October 21, 2004, 10:31:48 am »
ANYTHING to do with Halifax Building society... I don't even use their cashpoints for fear of the fear... plus saw an epic 1 minute+ ad on Hair Transpants last night with Graham Gooch leading the party - lots of sports stars - with Greg Mathews getting a cheese Oscar... straight out of Alan Partridge, just more painful.


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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #102 on: October 21, 2004, 10:37:52 am »
I've said it before, and I'll say it again...

what the fuck are 3 mobile trying to get at with the two chinese cowboys and a monster jellyfish?

are they just being weird and obscure for the sake of it?
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #103 on: October 21, 2004, 10:45:48 am »
Is that the one with the engine flying round the fucking tellytubby land?

Can't stop whislting the tune once I've seen the ad  :no

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #104 on: October 21, 2004, 11:03:28 am »
Can't stop whislting the tune once I've seen the ad :no

Ah. The power of marketing.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #105 on: October 21, 2004, 12:55:08 pm »
I've said it before, and I'll say it again...

what the fuck are 3 mobile trying to get at with the two chinese cowboys and a monster jellyfish?

are they just being weird and obscure for the sake of it?


innit that one is so fucked. All they want to say is "we like to share". Surely they didnt have to do that totally fucke dup advert.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #106 on: October 21, 2004, 01:20:56 pm »
Be afraid my friends.......
Be very afraid................
For soon we shall be deluged with the shitest adverts of them all..................
Those feckin' Christmas hamper companies, dancing round snowblind streets, lovable urchins drinking in the Christmas magic that can only be yours if you have saved all year for some pork pies and cheap fizz in a whicker basket................
 :upyours :upyours :upyours

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #107 on: October 21, 2004, 01:24:09 pm »
and 5 hour long adverts for woolies and m&S  :wanker

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #108 on: October 21, 2004, 01:24:38 pm »
Be afraid my friends.......
Be very afraid................
For soon we shall be deluged with the shitest adverts of them all..................
Those feckin' Christmas hamper companies, dancing round snowblind streets, lovable urchins drinking in the Christmas magic that can only be yours if you have saved all year for some pork pies and cheap fizz in a whicker basket................
 :upyours :upyours :upyours


 
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #109 on: October 21, 2004, 01:25:53 pm »
That kid on the toilet one is rank though.............
Any ad from McDonald's
Any advert (usually from Tesco ) that rates every fucking album relesed ever as 'superb', 'fantastic' and 'wonderful'.

They're not.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #110 on: October 21, 2004, 01:31:07 pm »
"I am not your sister"

Fuck off you ugly c*nt, who gives a shit !!!  :no :no :no

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #111 on: October 21, 2004, 01:38:24 pm »
*whispers* I quite like the Honda advert  :-[

The one I hated recently was the one where a bloke is cooking fajitas for his bird and she's sarcastically giving it loads down the phone to one of her, no doubt Heat-reading, friends about how amazing it is her bloke is cooking for her. Feck off you ungrateful cow, I hope the lad grated some smegma in there and made you do the dishes in'all.

Also anything which shows cats and their owners getting all lovey-dovey in soft focus just because said owner has bought said cat some new tripe and umbrella-or-whatever flavoured cat food. Get a room, it's just cat food. Smelling the stuff will wipe those inane grins off your smug mugs.

(I feel that never has the phrase, "Calm down dear, it's just a commercial..." been more appropriate!)
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #112 on: October 21, 2004, 01:39:52 pm »
Calm down dear, it's just a commercial...     :D

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« Reply #113 on: October 21, 2004, 01:41:59 pm »
 :) I left myself open to that, didn't I?!  :duh

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #114 on: October 21, 2004, 01:54:18 pm »
The one I hated recently was the one where a bloke is cooking fajitas for his bird and she's sarcastically giving it loads down the phone to one of her, no doubt Heat-reading, friends about how amazing it is her bloke is cooking for her. Feck off you ungrateful cow, I hope the lad grated some smegma in there and made you do the dishes in'all.


 :no  :no "Aromatic spices?"
They'd be a lot more aromatic after first insterting them into your colon you moaning fcuking cow  :upyours
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #115 on: October 21, 2004, 01:56:40 pm »
That fucking Direct Line advert where the whinging cow never says thank you for her flowers are he makes his "overblown romantic gesture".

A good fucking shagging is what she needs to put a smile back on her cunting face.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #116 on: October 21, 2004, 01:58:15 pm »


 :no  :no "Aromatic spices?"
They'd be a lot more aromatic after first insterting them into your colon you moaning fcuking cow  :upyours


Yes and how about the Uncle Bens' one where some bright young things backflip, somersault and generally frot themselves into a frenzy- the sheer unalloyed ecstacy- that only opening a jar of cook-in sauce can bring.
Cheesy bellends. Hope you all choke on it you tasteless clueless c*nts :no :no :no :no :no :no

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #117 on: October 21, 2004, 02:00:26 pm »
That fucking Direct Line advert where the whinging cow never says thank you for her flowers are he makes his "overblown romantic gesture".

A good fucking shagging is what she needs to put a smile back on her cunting face.

and then the bitch has the nerve to ask him to take her somewhere nice for lunch.

If you want to go somewhere nice you can take me for once you fucking twat. I'm paying the fucking car insurance, the meals and I can't even afford to get the car washed thanks to buying you these flowers... :no :upyours
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« Reply #118 on: October 21, 2004, 02:03:10 pm »
"Quote me happy.... Shower me in happiness!"

I'll quote you bloody happy you cacky fingered old witch! I'll quote you happy all the way down the bleedin road on the end of my boot you auld tw*t!   :no

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #119 on: October 21, 2004, 02:04:53 pm »


 :no  :no "Aromatic spices?"
They'd be a lot more aromatic after first insterting them into your colon you moaning fcuking cow  :upyours


That's the monkey  :no

Inclined to agree about the Christmas ads too - I love Christmas, but I don't need every Tom, Dick and Harry department store telling me to love Christmas. "Exclusive, three day sale now on, is it? Well feck off, because so's James Bond and I've just made some cold turkey sandwiches"
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