Author Topic: Mens creams and moisturizer (Read 46887 times)

Following a chat with a female friend of mine yesterday She was quite shocked to find that I do not very often cream myself.
But i did not reveal my little retin a secret

When I do use cream its on the hands, but never on the face.I will only use retin a on my face

So guys, How often do you cream yourself and where?

And what type of moisturiser do you use ?

What about foam ? you use foam ?

Still the best OP ever

Henry Kissinger · « **Reply #287 on:** February 12, 2015, 08:56:47 pm »

Quote from: I Love Andy Townsend on May 21, 2011, 08:25:15 pm

Ooh, llamas. And in a thread about creaming oneself...how delightful.

JimmyGrunt · « **Reply #288 on:** February 12, 2015, 10:41:28 pm »

Boss this thread

Anthony · « **Reply #289 on:** February 15, 2015, 11:35:29 am »

I am disgusted with you all!

4 Years, 8 pages, and nobody has made the obvious point that cream in the retina will hurt and could make you go blind!

Does nobody think of Health and Safety?

Swissgaz · « **Reply #290 on:** February 15, 2015, 12:22:17 pm »

Quote from: Anthony on February 15, 2015, 11:35:29 am

I am disgusted with you all!

4 Years, 8 pages, and nobody has made the obvious point that cream in the retina will hurt and could make you go blind!

Does nobody think of Health and Safety?

Do you wear safety goggles when you cream yourself?

Just in case like.

007.lankyguy · « **Reply #291 on:** February 15, 2015, 12:31:59 pm »

Quote from: Anthony on February 15, 2015, 11:35:29 am

I am disgusted with you all!

4 Years, 8 pages, and nobody has made the obvious point that cream in the retina will hurt and could make you go blind!

Does nobody think of Health and Safety?

I've heard that creaming in general makes you go blind regardless of where you rub it in

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #292 on:** February 15, 2015, 05:07:32 pm »

Every time I read this thread it gets better. Comedy gold from The Dpo

The 1989 Brit Awards · « **Reply #293 on:** February 15, 2015, 05:32:33 pm »

It'd be a bit less funny if OP went with "applying creams" or "putting cream on".

But you just had to go with "cream myself"

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #294 on:** June 16, 2017, 11:02:19 pm »

Deserves a bump. Genius

paulrazor · « **Reply #295 on:** November 30, 2018, 03:27:33 pm »

this was referred to in the which inactive poster thread

absolute gold, id never seen it before

nice mention too of the amazon review for veet "dont use on knob and bollox"

BlackandWhitePaul · « **Reply #296 on:** November 30, 2018, 03:44:41 pm »

Quote from: TheDpoLenz without the please like on May 20, 2011, 03:36:34 pm

i swear i am never going to post my own topic anymore.

i thought as men we could share some of our beauty secrets

Mods lock this thread and ban all the piss takers

Erm, they are the piss takers. Innit!

Statto Red · « **Reply #297 on:** November 30, 2018, 04:29:45 pm »

I love that the OP spat his dummy out at everyone taking the piss, well start a thread like this on RAWK & everyone will take the piss, this thread is comedy gold

spen71 · « **Reply #298 on:** January 2, 2019, 10:52:18 am »

Brilliant thread. Thanks for the mention in the inactive poster thread

fowlermagic · « **Reply #299 on:** January 2, 2019, 11:52:52 am »

Surely better to have a pump action bottle allowing you to access the moisturizer with one hand while still working towards the cream finish.

El Lobo · « **Reply #300 on:** January 2, 2019, 11:57:05 am »

‘What about foam? You use foam?’

Is still one of the greatest lines I’ve seen on here

LiverLuke · « **Reply #301 on:** January 2, 2019, 07:16:07 pm »

bloody hell this thread was 2011 and remember it like it was yesterday. i've spent far too much of life on RAWK! (and creaming myself)

RedSince86 · « **Reply #302 on:** January 2, 2019, 11:44:12 pm »

Greatest thread on Rawk.

Someone always bumps it, classic.

RedTriumph · « **Reply #303 on:** January 3, 2019, 02:30:14 am »

First time reading this thread. There should be a fucking monument built in its honour, and a permanent link set up on the RAWK homepage. That said, relieved at how well it recovered after a disastrous page 7.

Scarlet` · « **Reply #304 on:** November 23, 2020, 10:11:18 am »

Very appropriate

.....cream.....

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #305 on:** November 23, 2020, 02:36:37 pm »

Quote from: TheDpoLenz without the please like on May 20, 2011, 03:31:50 pm

i am 31 but look like bout 25

I wonder what age he looks now, 27?

Hendollama · « **Reply #306 on:** November 24, 2020, 05:29:23 am »

Wish I had seen the op sooner.

RedSince86 · « **Reply #307 on:** April 2, 2021, 03:46:30 pm »

Best face wash i've ever used, been using it for about a month now and it's amazing, only need a pea size amount of this black gooey stuff that looks like that stuff out of the movie Promotheus and it's like shaving foam has lathered your entire face.

Cheap as chips as well, got it for £2:99.

Zlen · « **Reply #308 on:** April 2, 2021, 05:25:11 pm »

The fuck is wrong with you? 😁
This is not the thread for chatting about men’s cosmetics.

ToneLa · « **Reply #309 on:** April 3, 2021, 09:22:12 am »

Quote from: fucking appalled on October 18, 2014, 10:33:20 pm

So, does anyone foam?

I never foam alone

oxenstierna · « **Reply #310 on:** May 20, 2021, 11:06:32 am »

10 years ago today RAWKs finest post was crafted

Zlen · « **Reply #311 on:** June 25, 2021, 01:33:54 pm »

Never forget.
Never not cream youself.

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #312 on:** June 25, 2021, 01:58:05 pm »

I was just about to post and ask for opinions on the value of Clarins post shave and fortunately realised I'd be opening myself up to a world of shame for discussing creaming.

Statto Red · « **Reply #313 on:** February 13, 2023, 12:34:12 pm »

And bump

I love how the op gets all offended by the piss taking, WTF did he expect posting such a thread on here.

Ziltoid · « **Reply #314 on:** February 15, 2023, 02:16:18 pm »

Bill Burr - for some reason it won't play when embedded - probably copyright

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiH-_ZUILk0

ToneLa · « **Reply #315 on:** February 19, 2023, 10:44:09 am »

there's no such thing as men's moisturizer

it's all essentially the same

That said I have Bulldog

sattapaartridge · « **Reply #316 on:** February 28, 2023, 11:01:40 am »

Quote from: ToneLa on February 19, 2023, 10:44:09 am

That said I have Bulldog

I do like bulldog i have to say, but its a facewash, not bukkake. haha.

BarryCrocker · « **Reply #317 on:** February 28, 2023, 11:23:29 am »

This every morning without fail. SPF50 and absorbs instantly. Dirt cheap compared to other fancy pants stuff.

Doesn't give a toss if you're male, female, non-binary.

Also, helioplex is one of my fave Massive Attack albums.

LiverLuke · « **Reply #318 on:** February 28, 2023, 04:35:47 pm »

This thread was 12 years ago and I suddenly feel super old

Zlen · « **Reply #319 on:** February 28, 2023, 05:05:35 pm »

Please don’t turn this into an actual thread about moisturisers. You monsters.