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Re: All Time PL Draft - With a Twist! (Discussion Thread & Sign up)
« Reply #240 on: December 4, 2021, 09:14:52 pm »
Blimey, the tits and arse on Shaw in that De Bruyne pic.
Bit objectifying that mate.

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« Reply #241 on: December 4, 2021, 09:15:18 pm »
Not my cup of tea mate.

Yeah fair enough.
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Re: All Time PL Draft - With a Twist! (Discussion Thread & Sign up)
« Reply #242 on: December 4, 2021, 09:18:06 pm »
Bit objectifying that mate.

Luke Shaw must be punished for having big boobs.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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« Reply #243 on: December 4, 2021, 09:22:15 pm »
Ronaldo making it this far is funny, you petty fucks ;D

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« Reply #244 on: December 4, 2021, 09:36:36 pm »
Yes, yes we are.
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« Reply #245 on: December 4, 2021, 10:11:53 pm »
Ronaldo making it this far is funny, you petty fucks ;D
Surprised Linudden didn't pick him

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« Reply #246 on: December 4, 2021, 11:07:16 pm »
Ronaldo making it this far is funny, you petty fucks ;D

He's a c*nt
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« Reply #247 on: December 4, 2021, 11:18:29 pm »
Yeah but still surprised he didn’t pick Ronaldo
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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« Reply #248 on: December 4, 2021, 11:54:42 pm »
Keane and Ronaldo. Fair to say I've got the rawk public vote in the bag.

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Re: All Time PL Draft - With a Twist! (Discussion Thread & Sign up)
« Reply #249 on: December 5, 2021, 12:17:36 am »
Keane and Ronaldo. Fair to say I've got the rawk public vote in the bag.

You can drop out now and we’ll battle in with 15 if easier?

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« Reply #250 on: December 5, 2021, 01:44:07 pm »
This is slower than Samie.
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« Reply #251 on: December 5, 2021, 01:48:20 pm »
Picks:

Lastrador

Salah (LFC)

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Henry (Arsenal)

Lawnmowerman

Suarez (Liverpool)

Max_Powers

Shearer (Blackburn)

Hazell

Modric (Spurs)

Big Dick Nick

Aguero (Man City)

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Gerrard (LFC),

Linudden

Van Dijk (LFC), Lampard (Chelsea)

Tubby

Kante (Leicester), Alonso (LFC)

Sheer Magnetism

Viera (Arsenal), Kane (Spurs)

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Roy Keane (Notts Forrest), Ronaldo (Man U)

Adz LFC

Fowler (LFC), KDB (Man City)

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Bergkamp (Arsenal), Mane (LFC)

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Bale (Spurs), Mahrez (Leicester)

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Makelele (Chelsea), David Silva (Man City)

Philanthropist

Le Tissier (Southampton), Juninho (Boro)


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« Reply #252 on: December 5, 2021, 02:07:20 pm »
You all think I’ll get to pick again before Christmas? Feels like it been a month since I picked the 7th best player in the world.

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« Reply #253 on: December 5, 2021, 02:08:26 pm »
You all think I’ll get to pick again before Christmas? Feels like it been a month since I picked the 7th best player in the world.

United be winning titles by the time it gts back to me at this rate ;D
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« Reply #254 on: December 5, 2021, 02:28:23 pm »
United be winning titles by the time it gts back to me at this rate ;D
Led by young Jessi Lingard after he finally realizes his world class potential.

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« Reply #255 on: December 5, 2021, 03:05:06 pm »
So, the best two PL players in their positions ever in the PL. I'll now forage further afield from the top echelon down into the dirt to find some hidden gems. I have a few in mind.

Worth looking at the rapists numbers at United and at Real

2003–2009   Manchester United   196   (84)
2009–2018   Real Madrid           292   (311)

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And treat those two imposters just the same

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Re: All Time PL Draft - With a Twist! (Discussion Thread & Sign up)
« Reply #256 on: December 5, 2021, 03:07:55 pm »
Bobby have you just called Didier Drogba the greatest striker in Premier League history?

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« Reply #257 on: December 5, 2021, 03:12:16 pm »
Bobby have you just called Didier Drogba the greatest striker in Premier League history?

I think he did.
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« Reply #258 on: December 5, 2021, 03:43:22 pm »
I think he did.

Imagine anyone of us professing such luck for a Chelsea legend. Bobby would be coming off his long run up to kick us in the bollocks.

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« Reply #259 on: December 5, 2021, 03:46:21 pm »
Imagine anyone of us professing such luck for a Chelsea legend. Bobby would be coming off his long run up to kick us in the bollocks.

Like a teenage girl who did not get her way.
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« Reply #260 on: December 5, 2021, 04:12:37 pm »
max's hour was up so went. pm'd langeria

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« Reply #261 on: December 5, 2021, 05:02:29 pm »
Bobby have you just called Didier Drogba the greatest striker in Premier League history?

The best player in his position which is a proper number 9. The most underrated striker the Premier League has ever seen and you have to wonder why that is? Shearer, Kane, Lukaku and the like, he shits all over them. A fucking monster of a player and now he's got Gerrard behind him in my team. Carnage.
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« Reply #262 on: December 5, 2021, 05:04:37 pm »
Imagine anyone of us professing such luck for a Chelsea legend. Bobby would be coming off his long run up to kick us in the bollocks.

It's a draft, soft lad...


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And treat those two imposters just the same

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« Reply #263 on: December 5, 2021, 05:06:05 pm »
Like a teenage girl who did not get her way.

?

Sounds inappropriate, Sarge. Please explain
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« Reply #264 on: December 5, 2021, 05:15:43 pm »
?

Sounds inappropriate, Sarge. Please explain

Throwing a tantrum Bobby ;D
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« Reply #265 on: December 5, 2021, 05:33:48 pm »
So, the best two PL players in their positions ever in the PL. I'll now forage further afield from the top echelon down into the dirt to find some hidden gems. I have a few in mind.

Worth looking at the rapists numbers at United and at Real

2003–2009   Manchester United   196   (84)
2009–2018   Real Madrid           292   (311)



"Players judged at their PL peak"

I'm playing him on the wing where he scored 31 goals in 34 games whilst winning the title. From that position "only Salah" can match that

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« Reply #266 on: December 5, 2021, 05:34:47 pm »
Throwing a tantrum Bobby ;D

I save that for voting, Sarge. In the draft I'm all sweetness and light...except when it comes to that petulant Portuguese Putain...
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« Reply #267 on: December 5, 2021, 05:37:02 pm »
I save that for voting, Sarge. In the draft I'm all sweetness and light...except when it comes to that petulant Portuguese Putain...

We are always on each others side Bobby ;)
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« Reply #268 on: December 5, 2021, 05:37:34 pm »
Happy with my two so far and if i get the next two my spine is looking very handy indeed.
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« Reply #269 on: December 5, 2021, 06:13:16 pm »
The best player in his position which is a proper number 9. The most underrated striker the Premier League has ever seen and you have to wonder why that is? Shearer, Kane, Lukaku and the like, he shits all over them. A fucking monster of a player and now he's got Gerrard behind him in my team. Carnage.

Can’t get over his gamsmanship the dirty cheat.

Bigger and stronger than almost everyone so could bully defenders but then equally likely to roll around but cheap fouls. And then roll back into the pitch. Couldn’t stand the prick! Apparently he’s a nice bloke but I don’t want to imagine it.

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« Reply #270 on: December 5, 2021, 06:13:54 pm »
Happy with my two so far and if i get the next two my spine is looking very handy indeed.

You’d be doing badly to be unhappy with your first two picks in an all time PL draft.

Although I’m not jumping for joy with mine. :D

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« Reply #271 on: December 5, 2021, 06:20:58 pm »
You’d be doing badly to be unhappy with your first two picks in an all time PL draft.

Although I’m not jumping for joy with mine. :D

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« Reply #272 on: December 5, 2021, 06:21:28 pm »
Sangria at another wedding?

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« Reply #273 on: December 5, 2021, 06:21:41 pm »
You’d be doing badly to be unhappy with your first two picks in an all time PL draft.

Its all about a solid base and quality where needed.
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« Reply #274 on: December 5, 2021, 06:23:38 pm »
Fucking hell i knew i should have got him early, great pick Lawnmower ya great big bollix ya ;D
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« Reply #275 on: December 5, 2021, 06:24:17 pm »
Fucking hell i knew i should have got him early, great pick Lawnmower ya great big bollix ya ;D

I thought he might last a bit longer but forgot how much you love your own.

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« Reply #276 on: December 5, 2021, 06:24:44 pm »
Fucking hell i knew i should have got him early, great pick Lawnmower ya great big bollix ya ;D
;D knew you were on about him when you were on about a spine

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« Reply #277 on: December 5, 2021, 06:25:21 pm »
I thought he might last a bit longer but forgot how much you love your own.

And how good he actually was.
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« Reply #278 on: December 5, 2021, 06:25:46 pm »
;D knew you were on about him when you were on about a spine

My big Jackeen mouth.
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« Reply #279 on: December 5, 2021, 06:30:06 pm »
And how good he actually was.

He was no Gary Pallister.