Author Topic: Laugh At Everton HERE... (Read 1817683 times)

greyfade · « **Reply #22000 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:05:49 pm »

Quote from: Aido LFC on March 19, 2012, 07:01:56 pm

Absolute twats on that forum, there's a thread topic called "Surprise surprise" which is basically them having a pop at us for not playing on the 15th.

"Half the c*nts werent even alive so why do they persist with this self importance, they are the muslims of football"

Dickheads

Such horrible c*nts

greyfade · « **Reply #22001 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:06:51 pm »

Quote from: AriGold on March 19, 2012, 08:02:46 pm

3-0 over us will be number 1. The Gosling winner will be in there, the 2-0 last season when Roy was here and probably the Carsley derby aswell.

and why not, that's 3 fcuking trophies for em.

zip · « **Reply #22002 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:06:51 pm »

Quote from: barneystuta on March 19, 2012, 07:53:49 pm

Can't wait to find out the 10 games

Listend on Amazon here - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Everton-David-Moyes-Ten-DVD/dp/B007IT89IQ/ref=sr_1_4?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1332186731&sr=1-4

So, basically, fuck the "10 from 10 idea, and lets stick 11 in".

I reckon:

- His first game
- The 7-1 against Sunderland
- Beating us 1-0 in 2004
- Beating us when Hodgson was manager
- Knocking us out the FA Cup
- A defeat in the FA Cup Final
- Winning the 4th place cup in 2005
- The game that "kept them up" in 2002 (not sure what one, but bet there will be one)
- Beating Villereal in the first leg... (note: the second leg wont be shown, hot balls and all that)

Anything I have missed? And that is only 9...

Oh the famous win against Fulham 48 hours after his appointment, how could we forget...

greyfade · « **Reply #22003 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:07:24 pm »

Quote from: Liverbird 2010 on March 19, 2012, 08:05:03 pm

5 of his favourite games include us getting beat by other teams

J-Mc- · « **Reply #22004 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:07:37 pm »

Regarding those Hillsborough comments, fuck them, they're the bunch of c*nts that want to drag the Everton name through the mud then let them, I know a lot of decent blues who'd twat people for less than that, so lets not tar all of them with the same brush.

Still bitter though

Hazell · « **Reply #22005 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:09:31 pm »

Quote from: AriGold on March 19, 2012, 08:02:46 pm

3-0 over us will be number 1.

He's admitted that's his best game during his decade in charge. Not winning at Wembley to get to his only cup final, or beating Sunderland 7-1, but beating us 3-0 in a league game. Actually thinking about it, there probably aren't many games to choose from. How are they going to stretch it to 10 games?

1021 · « **Reply #22006 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:10:58 pm »

Quote from: Hazell on March 19, 2012, 08:09:31 pm

He's admitted that's his best game during his decade in charge. Not winning at Wembley to get to his only cup final, or beating Sunderland 7-1, but beating us in a league game in controversial circumstances. Actually thinking about it, there probably aren't many games to choose from. How are they going to stretch it to 10 games?

Probably have highlights of Athens in 2007 and a montage of Manchester United's league victory in 2010 to pad it out.

zip · « **Reply #22007 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:11:04 pm »

Quote from: Hazell on March 19, 2012, 08:09:31 pm

He's admitted that's his best game during his decade in charge. Not winning at Wembley to get to his only cup final, or beating Sunderland 7-1, but beating us 3-0 in a league game. Actually thinking about it, there probably aren't many games to choose from. How are they going to stretch it to 10 games?

They probably included their youth wins over us.

Liverbird 2010 · « **Reply #22008 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:11:36 pm »

Quote from: You'll Never Walk Alone on March 19, 2012, 05:43:19 pm

NSNO: Lizz88 Wrote:

"we wont be allowed to win.

dalgliesh will suck the FA's cock and they will tell the ref to send off felli or JH in the 12th min.

will award 3 penalties to the RS and disallow our goal.

just so the dick head victims can have a nice Hillsborough memorial"

C*nt

Wheres the link to this mate?

AriGold · « **Reply #22009 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:13:07 pm »

Showed my blue mate on facebook, his response

"Seen that before man, and as i said before its fucking embarrassing when your celabrating your 10year in charge by bringing a dvd out of 10 fucking premier league games, this club gets me down sometimes doing shit like this"

greyfade · « **Reply #22010 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:13:36 pm »

FiSh77 · « **Reply #22011 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:16:00 pm »

Quote from: thelinnen on March 19, 2012, 07:54:34 pm

Why do you have to load a different page to view every post?

click "view thread" under the thread title to see all the posts, that's if you really want to read the shite on there

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #22012 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:19:45 pm »

Quote from: Liverbird 2010 on March 19, 2012, 08:11:36 pm

Wheres the link to this mate?

http://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,22231.120.html

Mouth · « **Reply #22013 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:28:03 pm »

Quote from: greyfade on March 19, 2012, 08:13:36 pm

Very subtle

Ok who is going to be first to write a review on amazon?

And Could He Play · « **Reply #22014 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:30:12 pm »

do it mouth, do it.

El Ninos Black Eye · « **Reply #22015 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:37:01 pm »

Reviews
Product Description
David Moyes first walked through the doors of Goodison Park on Thursday 14 March 2002. On his arrival he coined the phrase The People s Club and if that didn t instantly win him the hearts of all Evertonians, then the win against Fulham less than 48 hours later certainly did! Since then, there have been far more highs than lows and to celebrate his tenth anniversary as manager of Everton Football Club he has selected his favourite games. MOYES TEN FROM TEN is a personal journey through the manager s favourite ten matches of his Everton reign and this DVD includes highlights of them all as well as interviews with key personnel such as Bill Kenwright, Phil Neville, Alan Stubbs, David Unsworth and Tim Howard. (Actually, there are eleven matches featured because David Moyes asked for an extra one and who were we to refuse!!) It s been an eventful ten years and MOYES TEN FROM TEN is the perfect way for all Evertonians to celebrate!

They pretty low standards at that club.

The extra one was the game which took place on his 10th Anniversary. Shame it didn't go to plan.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #22016 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:39:01 pm »

key personnel such as Bill Kenwright, Phil Neville, Alan Stubbs, David Unsworth and Tim Howard.

fucking rat pack right there.

Liverbird 2010 · « **Reply #22017 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:39:52 pm »

Quote from: Lawnmowerman on March 19, 2012, 08:19:45 pm

http://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,22231.120.html

As if she lost family members stupid lying bitch, she probably wasnt even born when it happened and like a lot of them who go on about heysel they wernt born when that happened either yet they never stop fuckin goin on about it !!!!

Liverbird 2010 · « **Reply #22018 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:40:52 pm »

Quote from: And Could He Play on March 19, 2012, 08:39:01 pm

key personnel such as Bill Kenwright, Phil Neville, Alan Stubbs, David Unsworth and Tim Howard.

fucking rat pack right there.

Mouth · « **Reply #22019 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:42:07 pm »

Quote from: And Could He Play on March 19, 2012, 08:30:12 pm

do it mouth, do it.

I am really tempted

And Could He Play · « **Reply #22020 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:43:22 pm »

Quote from: Mouth on March 19, 2012, 08:42:07 pm

I am really tempted

id do it but im shit with words. thats your field.

Effes · « **Reply #22021 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:43:50 pm »

Quote from: Liverbird 2010 on March 19, 2012, 08:05:03 pm

5 of his favourite games include us getting beat by other teams

Fancy bringin a DVD out for winning fuck all small time bastards

No way - I just refuse to believe that.

No way

And Could He Play · « **Reply #22022 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:44:37 pm »

hang on, 5 of his fav games are ones they lost? surely im being whoosed?

Effes · « **Reply #22023 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:46:03 pm »

Quote from: And Could He Play on March 19, 2012, 08:44:37 pm

hang on, 5 of his fav games are ones they lost? surely im being whoosed?

No - Apparently, ones we lost

AriGold · « **Reply #22024 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:46:23 pm »

Quote from: And Could He Play on March 19, 2012, 08:44:37 pm

hang on, 5 of his fav games are ones they lost? surely im being whoosed?

He said us (meaning Liverpool) getting beat

It's a joke mate!

Mouth · « **Reply #22025 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:48:53 pm »

Quote from: And Could He Play on March 19, 2012, 08:43:22 pm

id do it but im shit with words. thats your field.

I think I would have to create a new profile, I do a lot of biz with amazon, wouldnt want to get booted off

I bet the memorable and epic winning of the best team called Everton cup is in there.

El Ninos Black Eye · « **Reply #22026 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:54:12 pm »

Quote from: Liverbird 2010 on March 19, 2012, 08:05:03 pm

5 of his favourite games include us getting beat by other teams

Fancy bringin a DVD out for winning fuck all small time bastards

Apparently number 1 is Liverpool v AC Milan Champions League Final 2005. For some reason they only show the 1st half

Trotterwatch · « **Reply #22027 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:57:34 pm »

Was going to write a review but you need to have purchased something from the account you are using. My main account is basically just my real name, so don't want to be using that

drat

Solomon Grundy · « **Reply #22028 on:** March 19, 2012, 08:59:23 pm »

Quote from: You'll Never Walk Alone on March 19, 2012, 05:43:19 pm

NSNO: Lizz88 Wrote:

"we wont be allowed to win.

dalgliesh will suck the FA's cock and they will tell the ref to send off felli or JH in the 12th min.

will award 3 penalties to the RS and disallow our goal.

just so the dick head victims can have a nice Hillsborough memorial"

C*nt

Thats been posted by a female aswell.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #22029 on:** March 19, 2012, 09:00:12 pm »

glad i got whoosed there, cos moyes would need sectioning.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #22030 on:** March 19, 2012, 09:00:40 pm »

Quote from: Mr Rossi on March 19, 2012, 08:59:23 pm

Thats been posted by a female aswell.

male/female, its in the blood.

Kopite72 · « **Reply #22031 on:** March 19, 2012, 09:02:19 pm »

Quote from: And Could He Play on March 19, 2012, 08:39:01 pm

key personnel such as Bill Kenwright, Phil Neville, Alan Stubbs, David Unsworth and Tim Howard.

fucking rat pack right there.

Alan Stubbs? Fucking hell...his contribution would be a short one.........BWARRK! Parrot faced twat.

El Ninos Black Eye · « **Reply #22032 on:** March 19, 2012, 09:27:06 pm »

Just done my review, I'll be surprised if it gets on though.

What a fantastic DVD, the last 10 years have been some of the best seen at Everton. Although he hasn't won any trophies, except for the Everton Cup (great memories) the ride over the last 10 years has been great.The 2003/04 season was just brilliant, to get 39 points and stay up with such a low points total has to be one of the greatest achievements by any manager.
The 04/05 season was even better to finish 4th above Liverpool, it was great, somehow though they managed to luckily win the Champions League and overshadow us again.
Bringing in Per Kroldrup the following season was a master stroke and if it hadn't been for Collina he would have helped us win the Champions League in 05/06.
The 09/10 season was one of the best. Knocking Liverpool out of the Cup, it's just a shame that on the DVD you don't see the goal as it goes to the adverts. Then Everton got to the final and where the FA Cup Winners for a whole 21 minutes, if only it hadn't been for Drogba and Lampard.
And finally the 10/11 season was when Moysie finally brought sexy football back to Everton. Them pink away shirts where hot.
Thank you Mr Moyes for a fantastic 10 years, here's to another 10.
David Moyes is a football genius.
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And Could He Play · « **Reply #22033 on:** March 19, 2012, 09:28:40 pm »

good stuff, would love to see a few lunatics on here write some more, funny shit.

El Campeador · « **Reply #22034 on:** March 19, 2012, 09:30:27 pm »

Quote from: El Ninos Black Eye on March 19, 2012, 09:27:06 pm

Bringing in Per Kroldrup the following season was a master stroke and if it hadn't been for Collina he would have helped us win the Champions League in 05/06.

I CAN'T BREATHE

MY SIDES

MAKE IT STOOOP

Mouth · « **Reply #22035 on:** March 19, 2012, 09:30:57 pm »

Gollumsarmy

Needs a line about him bringing the FA Cup to their neighbourhood

Lucas21 · « **Reply #22036 on:** March 19, 2012, 09:34:26 pm »

Quote from: Liverbird 2010 on March 19, 2012, 08:39:52 pm

As if she lost family members stupid lying bitch, she probably wasnt even born when it happened and like a lot of them who go on about heysel they wernt born when that happened either yet they never stop fuckin goin on about it !!!!

I'm guessing she was born in 1988 which makes her 23 or 24. Old enough to have sense the daft bitch

And Could He Play · « **Reply #22037 on:** March 19, 2012, 09:38:08 pm »

Quote from: lucas21 on March 19, 2012, 09:34:26 pm

I'm guessing she was born in 1988 which makes her 23 or 24. Old enough to have sense the daft bitch

doesnt matter if she was born in 2010, she should know better.

El Ninos Black Eye · « **Reply #22038 on:** March 19, 2012, 09:39:24 pm »

Quote from: Mouth on March 19, 2012, 09:30:57 pm

Gollumsarmy

Needs a line about him bringing the FA Cup to their neighbourhood

Quality didn't think it would get on as it said they checked them first. Happy with that. Can't wait for the abuse back.

CHOPPER · « **Reply #22039 on:** March 19, 2012, 09:41:57 pm »

They have to travel all the way to Sunderland to fight tooth and nail to win a game of football to gain the right to play us, Liverpool Football Club.

I like the sound of that.