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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21960 on: March 19, 2012, 01:43:19 pm »
haha Its that man again
Its hard to laugh at him, he is the sanest one on there. He is a downer for stating it, its the wrong attitude to have as really anything can happen thats one of the great things about football, but at the same time its hard to fault him for being a realist about their actual chances, but they should still want to risk it, so they make it to the semi and they get beat, I'd rather get beat in a semi than not get there at all.

Anyway dont know why they are so worried about getting beat by us, it happens all the time so they are used to it, its never really that bad for them is it. ;D
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21961 on: March 19, 2012, 01:43:52 pm »
haha Its that man again
Its now turned into a debate on wrestling
There was an even better comment on there somewhere. About how if they get to semi's they will be in Europe. As Us, Chelsea and Spurs will all be in Europe, so the FA Cup Winners place will go to them even if they get beat in the Semi Final. Classic!!!
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21962 on: March 19, 2012, 02:17:02 pm »
So is this how the mind of a bitter works?  They would rather lose to Sunderland because they think the Black Cats have a better chance of stopping us from winning then they have?  That they would gladly sacrifice their own shot at the FA Cup if it means a better chance for us not to win it!?!

Truly truly deranged. :lmao
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« Reply #21963 on: March 19, 2012, 04:06:49 pm »
So is this how the mind of a bitter works?  They would rather lose to Sunderland because they think the Black Cats have a better chance of stopping us from winning then they have?  That they would gladly sacrifice their own shot at the FA Cup if it means a better chance for us not to win it!?!

Truly truly deranged. :lmao

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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21964 on: March 19, 2012, 04:12:03 pm »
Hope Sunderland absolutely batter them.
same. then we can twat sunderland and their deluded fucking fans. going by this fan site - http://www.readytogo.net/smb/forumdisplay.php?f=86&order=desc    they're almost as obsessed with us as everton are. the amount of threads they have about liverpool is fucking daft. pigeon-eating fuckers.

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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
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« Reply #21966 on: March 19, 2012, 04:22:12 pm »
http://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/msg/1332170336.html

It's a bit sad when you think about it.

Nobheads.

Suppose that the whole 'He's not one of your own' argument stands for the rest of the clubs around the country who showed support for the lad aswell?

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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21967 on: March 19, 2012, 04:27:21 pm »
http://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/msg/1332170336.html

It's a bit sad when you think about it.

That is the worst forum layout Ive ever seen on top of them being a bunch of c*nts.
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« Reply #21968 on: March 19, 2012, 04:27:55 pm »
Nobheads.

Suppose that the whole 'He's not one of your own' argument stands for the rest of the clubs around the country who showed support for the lad aswell?

Reckon Real Madrid ager gegging in on his misfortune as well? After all, it's not about showing support for the lad, it's definitely got to be a popularity contest!

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« Reply #21969 on: March 19, 2012, 04:28:12 pm »
Nobheads.

Suppose that the whole 'He's not one of your own' argument stands for the rest of the clubs around the country who showed support for the lad aswell?

and Real Madrid last night. Where do you start is right?

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« Reply #21970 on: March 19, 2012, 05:20:49 pm »
Presumably they'd condemn EFC making any sort of statement regarding him?

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« Reply #21971 on: March 19, 2012, 05:25:21 pm »
http://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/msg/1332170336.html

It's a bit sad when you think about it.

Is that forum from when the internet just began?

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« Reply #21972 on: March 19, 2012, 05:29:11 pm »
Is that forum from when the internet just began?

Yes, when I move my mouse over the page, it makes knuckle-dragging noises.

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« Reply #21973 on: March 19, 2012, 05:43:19 pm »
NSNO: Lizz88 Wrote:

"we wont be allowed to win.

dalgliesh will suck the FA's cock and they will tell the ref to send off felli or JH in the 12th min.

will award 3 penalties to the RS and disallow our goal.

just so the dick head victims can have a nice Hillsborough memorial"


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« Reply #21974 on: March 19, 2012, 05:47:21 pm »

Dumb fucks!

They really are a shower of bitter bastards.

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« Reply #21975 on: March 19, 2012, 05:54:39 pm »
Dumb fucks!

They really are a shower of bitter bastards.

Every morning I wake up and thank god I was born a Red.

your born a blue, reds are manufactured, surely you know that, its in the bible.
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« Reply #21976 on: March 19, 2012, 05:54:44 pm »
That Liz88 is a right c*nt.

Glad to see some bitters putting her down too.

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« Reply #21977 on: March 19, 2012, 06:03:43 pm »
now they are nailed on to beat us and win the cup because and I quote, I shit you not "the good guys have to win some time..."

The good guys :lmao its like we are the empire and they are the rebels, fucking good guys, bunch of nob ends ;D

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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21978 on: March 19, 2012, 06:31:21 pm »
Fucking hell, I am no lover of refs, I know that they do a hard job and all that bollocks, but they dont always get it wrong. Ok odds are sometimes you are going to get fucked over by the ref and lose a game because of him fucking up, law of averages, but jesus its like that Liz munter reckons it happens every game, really? Every game, Everton are never just fucking shit, its always the ref that fucks them, she belongs in Shawshank.

Sadly I wish I could say I am surprised by the attitude, loads of them are like her, more often than not in my experience. Good to see some on there arent like her and are giving her shit for it.
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21979 on: March 19, 2012, 06:37:10 pm »
Dumb fucks!

They really are a shower of bitter bastards.

Every morning I wake up and thank god I was born a Red.

Same here and not bitter like those beauts.

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« Reply #21980 on: March 19, 2012, 06:41:09 pm »
I hope we get these bitter bastards in the semis just so we could smash them. 5-0 ought to it. Everton's fans are a true joke. More concerned about us than their own club.
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« Reply #21981 on: March 19, 2012, 06:42:02 pm »
Liz 88. That's name and IQ, right?
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« Reply #21982 on: March 19, 2012, 06:51:45 pm »
I don't want them to get as far as facing us, even thats too much to bare. We'd never hear the end of how they're gonna beat us at Wembley.

Most bitters I've spoken to are talking as though they've already beaten Sunderland. Sorry, but I want their season to be over ASAP and that means going out of the cup even before we get the chance to do it.

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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21983 on: March 19, 2012, 07:01:56 pm »
Absolute twats on that forum, there's a thread topic called "Surprise surprise" which is basically them having a pop at us for not playing on the 15th.

"Half the c*nts werent even alive so why do they persist with this self importance, they are the muslims of football"

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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21984 on: March 19, 2012, 07:05:40 pm »
Absolute twats on that forum, there's a thread topic called "Surprise surprise" which is basically them having a pop at us for not playing on the 15th.

"Half the c*nts werent even alive so why do they persist with this self importance, they are the muslims of football"

Dickheads  :wanker

Some of this stuff should probably be forwarded to the Merseyside bizzies.  Fucking morons.
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Re: Laugh at Everton HERE...
« Reply #21985 on: March 19, 2012, 07:09:10 pm »
Absolute twats on that forum, there's a thread topic called "Surprise surprise" which is basically them having a pop at us for not playing on the 15th.

"Half the c*nts werent even alive so why do they persist with this self importance, they are the muslims of football"

Dickheads  :wanker
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« Reply #21986 on: March 19, 2012, 07:19:15 pm »
and they have the nerve to call us racist bastards
It's a religion not a race, still it's discriminative though.

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« Reply #21987 on: March 19, 2012, 07:27:49 pm »
What I have just read from some of these comments is absolutely dispicable stuff of the highest order. Horrible and truly sick stuff.


Bitter isn't fitting for them. Bastards is.
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« Reply #21988 on: March 19, 2012, 07:32:57 pm »
What I have just read from some of these comments is absolutely dispicable stuff of the highest order. Horrible and truly sick stuff.


Bitter isn't fitting for them. Bastards is.

did you expect anything else from them?
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« Reply #21989 on: March 19, 2012, 07:38:06 pm »
"Knowing Everton, we'll beat both Sunderland and the RS and then lose in the final....."

:lmao

Knowing Everton they'll get twatted in both.

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« Reply #21991 on: March 19, 2012, 07:44:33 pm »
please tell me thats a fake.
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« Reply #21992 on: March 19, 2012, 07:48:16 pm »
It's real.... I imagine the DVD itself is just the game they beat us 3-0 repeated 10 times.

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« Reply #21993 on: March 19, 2012, 07:53:49 pm »
Can't wait to find out the 10 games  ::)

Listend on Amazon here - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Everton-David-Moyes-Ten-DVD/dp/B007IT89IQ/ref=sr_1_4?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1332186731&sr=1-4

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David Moyes first walked through the doors of Goodison Park on Thursday 14 March 2002. On his arrival he coined the phrase The People s Club and if that didn t instantly win him the hearts of all Evertonians, then the win against Fulham less than 48 hours later certainly did! Since then, there have been far more highs than lows and to celebrate his tenth anniversary as manager of Everton Football Club he has selected his favourite games. MOYES TEN FROM TEN is a personal journey through the manager s favourite ten matches of his Everton reign and this DVD includes highlights of them all as well as interviews with key personnel such as Bill Kenwright, Phil Neville, Alan Stubbs, David Unsworth and Tim Howard. (Actually, there are eleven matches featured because David Moyes asked for an extra one and who were we to refuse!!) It s been an eventful ten years and MOYES TEN FROM TEN is the perfect way for all Evertonians to celebrate!


So, basically, fuck the "10 from 10 idea, and lets stick 11 in".

I reckon:

- His first game
- The 7-1 against Sunderland
- Beating us 1-0 in 2004
- Beating us when Hodgson was manager
- Knocking us out the FA Cup
- A defeat in the FA Cup Final
- Winning the 4th place cup in 2005
- The game that "kept them up" in 2002 (not sure what one, but bet there will be one)
- Beating Villereal in the first leg... (note: the second leg wont be shown, hot balls and all that)

Anything I have missed? And that is only 9...
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« Reply #21994 on: March 19, 2012, 07:54:21 pm »
Ah bless

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« Reply #21995 on: March 19, 2012, 07:54:34 pm »
http://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/msg/1332170336.html

It's a bit sad when you think about it.
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« Reply #21996 on: March 19, 2012, 07:58:31 pm »
Why do you have to load a different page to view every post?

From the look of that site I am surprised there aren't MS-DOS error messages.
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« Reply #21997 on: March 19, 2012, 08:01:07 pm »
It's a religion not a race, still it's discriminative though.
all religions are dangerous bullshit.  I'm the ultimate hater. :P
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« Reply #21998 on: March 19, 2012, 08:02:46 pm »
3-0 over us will be number 1. The Gosling winner will be in there, the 2-0 last season when Roy was here and probably the Carsley derby aswell.
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« Reply #21999 on: March 19, 2012, 08:05:03 pm »
5 of his favourite games include us getting beat by other teams  :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

Fancy bringin a DVD out for winning fuck all small time bastards  ;D
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