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And Could He Play · « **Reply #22160 on:** March 20, 2012, 12:19:51 am »

Quote from: Mouth on March 20, 2012, 12:17:43 am

It was according to his profile - Davey Location: County road, Liverpool

it just gets better and better ha ha ha ha

BigJumper · « **Reply #22161 on:** March 20, 2012, 12:35:18 am »

Been watching films with my bird(bluenose) and come back to see this has grown another 4 pages , I'm in hysterics, she's getting a cob on because I'm laughing so much, I've just been told to go asleep. I thought this one was funny

'Getting to see the albino cafu (aka tony hibbert) bomb up the right wing every week is far more satisfying than winning trophies'

and this one

By IFITHADNTOFBEENFERCOLLINA
This review is from: Everton David Moyes - Ten from Ten [DVD] (DVD)
10 years is a long time in football.

You get 'Tin' for a 10 year anniversary which is very apt in this celebration of the man who brought the tin pot 'Brotherhood Cup' back to our neighbourhood.

That cup win didnt feature on the DVD strangely. But I was delighted to see which matches did manage to make it on to the list. They didnt mean anything in the end, but the nostalgia of seeing how we managed to finish 11th in 06 was worth the price of the DVD alone.

A must buy for any Evertonian.
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offended by everything, ashamed of nothing says:
wool

IFITHADNTOFBEENFERCOLLINA says:
Nope, it's definitely 'tin'.

Wool is 7 years.

17 years is furniture...

Mouth · « **Reply #22162 on:** March 20, 2012, 12:48:34 am »

I bet they waited until after the derby to release it, just so if they won his 10 year game they could put it on the dvd as the crowning glory, wonder what they replaced it with. Bet they wish they had waited until after the FA Cup draw now.

Big Red Richie · « **Reply #22163 on:** March 20, 2012, 01:08:56 am »

Quote from: Mouth on March 20, 2012, 12:48:34 am

I bet they waited until after the derby to release it, just so if they won his 10 year game they could put it on the dvd as the crowning glory, wonder what they replaced it with. Bet they wish they had waited until after the FA Cup draw now.

I'm thinking it was originally the dirty dozen.

hence why it's now just 11.

Mouth · « **Reply #22164 on:** March 20, 2012, 01:28:50 am »

God they are even useless at throwing it back 'offended by everything, ashamed of nothing' is the best they can come up with and I dont think they even thought of it, fucking useless they are.

Oh and I see clivethomas has been added to the tags

Wish Matrix · « **Reply #22165 on:** March 20, 2012, 01:49:57 am »

FUCK YOU RAWK

I barely contained my laughter. Even that, my colleagues are staring at me. BRB

Mouth · « **Reply #22166 on:** March 20, 2012, 01:51:59 am »

Quote from: Wish Matrix on March 20, 2012, 01:49:57 am

FUCK YOU RAWK

Please tell me that has been posted some place in response to this.

Armand9 · « **Reply #22167 on:** March 20, 2012, 02:07:28 am »

Quote from: Timeless Melody on March 19, 2012, 07:41:00 pm

I just saw this in photoshop thread and someone suggested it was good material for us

I already thought it was a photoshop pisstake before i read the blurb

fuck me, how small time, shows how bereft they are

Kovai Red · « **Reply #22168 on:** March 20, 2012, 02:24:20 am »

Quote from: zip on March 19, 2012, 10:59:28 pm

Comment under one of the reviews:

"Can anyone confirm what Region this disc is? A friend of mine (RS) says it wont play in Europe."

I am stiches... ha ha ha. .This is legendary

Mouth · « **Reply #22169 on:** March 20, 2012, 02:26:50 am »

Shallwewinacupforyou - See all my reviews
This review is from: Everton David Moyes - Ten from Ten [DVD] (DVD)
A must for all Evertonians. Comes with Welsh subtitles too which is great! At £13 too even the great man himself could afford this bargain!
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5.0 out of 5 stars 10 glorious years, 19 Mar 2012
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FellainibetadanGERRARD - See all my reviews
This review is from: Everton David Moyes - Ten from Ten [DVD] (DVD)
Tears.. rolling down my cheek after watching this one. Moyes will forever be an Everton legend and will go down ad the greatest manager in our illustrious folklore history. I knew when Moyes first walked in to Goodison, tall, powerful and brave like the attractive stallion Brad Pitt lookalike he is, I knew we had something special to look forward and oh how we haven't been disappointed. Who could forget the Andy Johnson derby, what a night I will never forget, I wanted to kiss his bald head and hug him all night ! They may have won the Champions League, but we beat them so bad in that match God himself was applauding from the heavens. Also the the brilliant trophies we've won, especially the finishing above liverpool trophy in 04/05, what a proud moment, again they won the champions league but who cares about that micky mouse trophy! Might I add a trophy we would have won if Collina had not so cruelly disallowed Duncan Ferguson's (who needs Christian Vieri?) bullet goal, we were destined to win the trophy that year but we were robbed. Moyes was of course very humble about it all, he even waited nine years before revealing that hot balls were used in the draw so we faced tougher opposition, you see Moyes was so great that the UEFA warlords were worried that had he won this trophy he and Everton would become so great that even Lionel Messi would be banging on Goodisons old wooden doors begging us to sign him up. And who could forget the prestigious Everton cup, the most famous coveted trophy of all time, and seeing Moyes and Arteta lift the trophy left me feeling so emotional I just grabbed the nearest thing (the mrs) and made love to it right there (imagining that she was Moyesy of course!).
David Moyes I cannot wait for the next ten years, more glory, tears and memories await us.

LiverLuke · « **Reply #22170 on:** March 20, 2012, 02:28:54 am »

haha my ones up (second one - FellainibetadanGERRARD)

please, I have my reasons for it but... · « **Reply #22171 on:** March 20, 2012, 02:37:42 am »

Quote from: Mouth on March 20, 2012, 02:26:50 am

Shallwewinacupforyou - See all my reviews
This review is from: Everton David Moyes - Ten from Ten [DVD] (DVD)
A must for all Evertonians. Comes with Welsh subtitles too which is great! At £13 too even the great man himself could afford this bargain!
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5.0 out of 5 stars 10 glorious years, 19 Mar 2012
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FellainibetadanGERRARD - See all my reviews
This review is from: Everton David Moyes - Ten from Ten [DVD] (DVD)
Tears.. rolling down my cheek after watching this one. Moyes will forever be an Everton legend and will go down ad the greatest manager in our illustrious folklore history. I knew when Moyes first walked in to Goodison, tall, powerful and brave like the attractive stallion Brad Pitt lookalike he is, I knew we had something special to look forward and oh how we haven't been disappointed. Who could forget the Andy Johnson derby, what a night I will never forget, I wanted to kiss his bald head and hug him all night ! They may have won the Champions League, but we beat them so bad in that match God himself was applauding from the heavens. Also the the brilliant trophies we've won, especially the finishing above liverpool trophy in 04/05, what a proud moment, again they won the champions league but who cares about that micky mouse trophy! Might I add a trophy we would have won if Collina had not so cruelly disallowed Duncan Ferguson's (who needs Christian Vieri?) bullet goal, we were destined to win the trophy that year but we were robbed. Moyes was of course very humble about it all, he even waited nine years before revealing that hot balls were used in the draw so we faced tougher opposition, you see Moyes was so great that the UEFA warlords were worried that had he won this trophy he and Everton would become so great that even Lionel Messi would be banging on Goodisons old wooden doors begging us to sign him up. And who could forget the prestigious Everton cup, the most famous coveted trophy of all time, and seeing Moyes and Arteta lift the trophy left me feeling so emotional I just grabbed the nearest thing (the mrs) and made love to it right there (imagining that she was Moyesy of course!).
David Moyes I cannot wait for the next ten years, more glory, tears and memories await us.

My God this is hilarious

Kovai Red · « **Reply #22172 on:** March 20, 2012, 02:54:49 am »

Quote from: Mouth on March 20, 2012, 02:26:50 am

Shallwewinacupforyou - See all my reviews
This review is from: Everton David Moyes - Ten from Ten [DVD] (DVD)
A must for all Evertonians. Comes with Welsh subtitles too which is great! At £13 too even the great man himself could afford this bargain!
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5.0 out of 5 stars 10 glorious years, 19 Mar 2012
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FellainibetadanGERRARD - See all my reviews
This review is from: Everton David Moyes - Ten from Ten [DVD] (DVD)
Tears.. rolling down my cheek after watching this one. Moyes will forever be an Everton legend and will go down ad the greatest manager in our illustrious folklore history. I knew when Moyes first walked in to Goodison, tall, powerful and brave like the attractive stallion Brad Pitt lookalike he is, I knew we had something special to look forward and oh how we haven't been disappointed. Who could forget the Andy Johnson derby, what a night I will never forget, I wanted to kiss his bald head and hug him all night ! They may have won the Champions League, but we beat them so bad in that match God himself was applauding from the heavens. Also the the brilliant trophies we've won, especially the finishing above liverpool trophy in 04/05, what a proud moment, again they won the champions league but who cares about that micky mouse trophy! Might I add a trophy we would have won if Collina had not so cruelly disallowed Duncan Ferguson's (who needs Christian Vieri?) bullet goal, we were destined to win the trophy that year but we were robbed. Moyes was of course very humble about it all, he even waited nine years before revealing that hot balls were used in the draw so we faced tougher opposition, you see Moyes was so great that the UEFA warlords were worried that had he won this trophy he and Everton would become so great that even Lionel Messi would be banging on Goodisons old wooden doors begging us to sign him up. And who could forget the prestigious Everton cup, the most famous coveted trophy of all time, and seeing Moyes and Arteta lift the trophy left me feeling so emotional I just grabbed the nearest thing (the mrs) and made love to it right there (imagining that she was Moyesy of course!).
David Moyes I cannot wait for the next ten years, more glory, tears and memories await us.

Surely thats a pisstake review? Humans cant be that thick.

Mouth · « **Reply #22173 on:** March 20, 2012, 03:01:43 am »

Quote from: Pepe The Morpheus Reina on March 20, 2012, 02:54:49 am

Surely thats a pisstake review? Humans cant be that thick.

They are all piss takes, mostly written by rawkites

it all started a few pages back

Kovai Red · « **Reply #22174 on:** March 20, 2012, 03:13:53 am »

Quote from: Mouth on March 20, 2012, 03:01:43 am

They are all piss takes, mostly written by rawkites it all started a few pages back

Ha hah ha.. Carry on the good job

Malaysian Kopite · « **Reply #22175 on:** March 20, 2012, 03:20:30 am »

Been reading the last few pages.Brilliant!

Liverbird 2010 · « **Reply #22176 on:** March 20, 2012, 05:50:51 am »

Quote from: Ziltoid on March 19, 2012, 10:08:00 pm

When you click on the DVD does it come up with Lord of the Rings Trilogy in "What other customers purchased"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Liverbird 2010 · « **Reply #22177 on:** March 20, 2012, 05:52:49 am »

Quote from: El Campeador on March 19, 2012, 10:23:51 pm

What makes the review even funnier is that the fucking DVD hasn't even been released yet - scheduled for April 23

Coffee spat everywhere thats hillarious

Liverbird 2010 · « **Reply #22178 on:** March 20, 2012, 06:06:15 am »

Quote from: BigJumper on March 20, 2012, 12:35:18 am

offended by everything, ashamed of nothing says:
wool

IFITHADNTOFBEENFERCOLLINA says:
Nope, it's definitely 'tin'.

Wool is 7 years.

17 years is furniture...

In tears here fuckin brilliant HAHAHAHAHA

It's Jimmy Corkhill · « **Reply #22179 on:** March 20, 2012, 06:16:20 am »

Boss haha!

greyfade · « **Reply #22180 on:** March 20, 2012, 06:33:22 am »

Quote

"Of course it won't play in Europe it's an Everton DVD."

greyfade · « **Reply #22181 on:** March 20, 2012, 06:49:37 am »

Quote from: LiverLuke on March 20, 2012, 02:28:54 am

haha my ones up (second one)

Brilliant mate.

Chakan · « **Reply #22182 on:** March 20, 2012, 06:49:45 am »

Just been reading the last pages. Epic. Take a bow gentlemen!

LiverLuke · « **Reply #22183 on:** March 20, 2012, 07:13:54 am »

Quote from: greyfade on March 20, 2012, 06:49:37 am

Brilliant mate.

cheers

DutchRed · « **Reply #22184 on:** March 20, 2012, 07:46:52 am »

Take. A. Bow. Epic, epic stuff to wake up with.

Wish Matrix · « **Reply #22185 on:** March 20, 2012, 08:14:37 am »

Quote

By Shallwewinacupforyou

A must for all Evertonians. Comes with Welsh subtitles too which is great! At £13 too even the great man himself could afford this bargain!

Quote

By FellainibetadanGERRARD

And who could forget the prestigious Everton cup, the most famous coveted trophy of all time, and seeing Moyes and Arteta lift the trophy left me feeling so emotional I just grabbed the nearest thing (the mrs) and made love to it right there (imagining that she was Moyesy of course!).

Haha. Win.

Trotterwatch · « **Reply #22186 on:** March 20, 2012, 08:17:22 am »

Quote from: Mouth on March 20, 2012, 01:28:50 am

Oh and I see clivethomas has been added to the tags

I did that

Effes · « **Reply #22187 on:** March 20, 2012, 09:06:08 am »

"everton 0-4 bolton 2005
west brom 4-0 everton 2005
dynamo 5-1 everton 2005
everton 1-6 arsenal 2009
everton 1-4 west brom 2011
arsenal 7-0 everton 2005
liverpool 3-0 everton 2012
everton 1-2 bolton 2012
everton 0-1 oldham 2008
shrewsbury 2-1 everton 2003
man city 5-1 everton 2004
bolton 2-0 everton 2011
stoke 2-0 everton 2011
aston villa 4-0 everton 2005
everton 0-1 reading 2011
wigan 1-0 everton 2008
everton 1-4 blackburn 2007
the list is endless
the best match to me is aston villa 1-3 everton 2005"

http://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=22248.15

thelinnen · « **Reply #22188 on:** March 20, 2012, 09:23:16 am »

Did they actually release a DVD for the 3-0 derby win?

Effes · « **Reply #22189 on:** March 20, 2012, 09:31:15 am »

Quote from: thelinnen on March 20, 2012, 09:23:16 am

Did they actually release a DVD for the 3-0 derby win?

Yea

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Everton-Liverpool-DVD/dp/B000JVT038/ref=sr_1_1?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1332235850&sr=1-1

Jimmy Conway · « **Reply #22190 on:** March 20, 2012, 09:31:48 am »

Quote from: thelinnen on March 20, 2012, 09:23:16 am

Did they actually release a DVD for the 3-0 derby win?

They did!

http://www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/3256541/Everton-3-V-0-Liverpool/Product.html

Armand9 · « **Reply #22191 on:** March 20, 2012, 09:36:31 am »

Fucking hell, I'm literally speechless

thelinnen · « **Reply #22192 on:** March 20, 2012, 09:37:48 am »

My word

Quote

Days like this should be treasured forever!

The 3-0 victory over Liverpool at Goodison Park already occupies a special place in the hearts of all EvertoniansNot only did The Toffees record their biggest win over their local rivals for 42 years, the three points lifted the team to the top of the Premiership table...albeit only for a few hours.The Blues faithful watched spellbound as Tim Cahill's characteristic sharp finish gave Everton the lead and Andy Johnson doubled it twelve minutes later.The final whistle was the signal for scenes of delirious celebration in and around Goodison as the bragging rights in the city were handed over to the Blue half!

Specially presented in a christmas wrapped outer slip case, ready for the christmas tree
Features post match interviews with Andy Johnson, David Moyes & Bill Kenwright
Includes highlights of other victories over Liverpool.

Jimmy Conway · « **Reply #22193 on:** March 20, 2012, 09:42:50 am »

Quote from: Armand9 on March 20, 2012, 09:36:31 am

Fucking hell, I'm literally speechless

Alright Jamie, is you dad any closer to the England job?

Armand9 · « **Reply #22194 on:** March 20, 2012, 10:29:31 am »

Quote from: redmanphil on March 20, 2012, 09:42:50 am

Alright Jamie, is you dad any closer to the England job?

Nailed on, he's a top, top manager

Six Beardy · « **Reply #22195 on:** March 20, 2012, 10:56:55 am »

Haha, check out the Moyes Products...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/tag/david%20moyes/products/ref=tag_stp_hd_istp

RedZen · « **Reply #22196 on:** March 20, 2012, 11:02:38 am »

Well, I didn't think it could get better than last night! hahahaha

The tags! ...........

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Agree with these tags?

Wish Matrix · « **Reply #22197 on:** March 20, 2012, 11:09:27 am »

RAWK Internet Terrorists just did it again.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #22198 on:** March 20, 2012, 11:20:39 am »

tomme tippee first cup
bitter spray
the losers dvd
bitter audio cd
lord of the rings by gollum
if only (hardcover)
football for dummies
shadow dwellers (paperback)
collina paperback

all related items ha ha

elbow · « **Reply #22199 on:** March 20, 2012, 11:31:02 am »

The Tags!:

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ifithadnabinfer(7)
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fergiesrejects(6)
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