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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25520 on: April 15, 2019, 08:43:04 pm »
Looked at the table and United are 6th again. :lmao

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25521 on: April 15, 2019, 09:52:32 pm »
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25522 on: April 15, 2019, 09:53:28 pm »
Looked at the table and United are 6th again. :lmao

The fan base is totally sixth of it by now.

But at least they really need the points against city.
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25523 on: April 15, 2019, 09:56:34 pm »
They will still end the season with a medal:

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25524 on: April 15, 2019, 10:01:29 pm »
Who the fuck is Baldrick?
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25525 on: April 15, 2019, 10:20:00 pm »
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25526 on: April 15, 2019, 11:00:28 pm »
Ratboy making excuses for Ole to rotate players against City. Saying if they beat everton lose against City and beat Chelsea it will be fine. Carra had his head in his hands, these bastards will happily rotate and put in a half arsed performance. I mean ffs their club legend is condoning it.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25527 on: April 15, 2019, 11:10:11 pm »
Ratboy making excuses for Ole to rotate players against City. Saying if they beat everton lose against City and beat Chelsea it will be fine. Carra had his head in his hands, these bastards will happily rotate and put in a half arsed performance. I mean ffs their club legend is condoning it.

Insane attitude to have, a game in hand is only a positive if you get points with it and they need to be ahead of more than just chelsea for a top 4 place.

It comes across as a rationalisation for them not being good enough and not going to get anything anyway, so with a bit of rotation they can try and claim they had some influence on the league.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25528 on: April 15, 2019, 11:16:40 pm »
Ratboy making excuses for Ole to rotate players against City. Saying if they beat everton lose against City and beat Chelsea it will be fine. Carra had his head in his hands, these bastards will happily rotate and put in a half arsed performance. I mean ffs their club legend is condoning it.

He really isnt very bright. If Arsenal beat Palace and Wolves and Utd beat Everton and lose to City then they will be 5 points behind Arsenal come Wednesday night with 3 games to play.

They could be closer to Spurs but their last 4 games are at home against Brighton, West Ham and Everton and away to Bournemouth.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25529 on: April 15, 2019, 11:19:33 pm »
Ratboy making excuses for Ole to rotate players against City. Saying if they beat everton lose against City and beat Chelsea it will be fine. Carra had his head in his hands, these bastards will happily rotate and put in a half arsed performance. I mean ffs their club legend is condoning it.

Wasn’t saying any of this before Chelsea game

He honestly thought we’d go down there. Now it’s got a bit real

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25530 on: April 15, 2019, 11:29:27 pm »
The Manchester Six6rs!
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In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25531 on: April 15, 2019, 11:35:52 pm »
Ratboy making excuses for Ole to rotate players against City. Saying if they beat everton lose against City and beat Chelsea it will be fine. Carra had his head in his hands, these bastards will happily rotate and put in a half arsed performance. I mean ffs their club legend is condoning it.

It's jam packed between 6th and 3rd.  Neville is gambling that the other teams will also drop points - probably Spurs to City - which will open the back door to 4th place for them.  The question is whether it's a gamble they can take.
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25532 on: April 15, 2019, 11:40:54 pm »
Who the fuck is Baldrick?

Exactly, that is all a part of his cunning plan.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25533 on: April 15, 2019, 11:43:48 pm »
Ole won't park in the manager's parking spot?  WTF.  That's hilariously cringey, we have nothing to worry about.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25534 on: April 16, 2019, 12:07:51 am »
"Breaking news".

Manchester United manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer was involved in a protracted motorway chase on the  m6 earlier today. When police questioned the Norwegian about his failure to stop on the appropriately named road he replied, "I couldn't park on the hard shoulder out of respect for the gaffer". The investigation is ongoing.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25535 on: April 16, 2019, 12:40:08 am »
"Breaking news".

Manchester United manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer was involved in a protracted motorway chase on the  m6 earlier today. When police questioned the Norwegian about his failure to stop on the appropriately named road he replied, "I couldn't park on the hard shoulder out of respect for the gaffer". The investigation is ongoing.

Protracted motorway chase on the M6th, you say?
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25536 on: April 16, 2019, 12:52:16 am »
He really isnt very bright. If Arsenal beat Palace and Wolves and Utd beat Everton and lose to City then they will be 5 points behind Arsenal come Wednesday night with 3 games to play.

They could be closer to Spurs but their last 4 games are at home against Brighton, West Ham and Everton and away to Bournemouth.

Lets be real here Arsenal aint beating Wolves away. They struggled against a 10 man Watford after being gifted a goal. They are woeful away from home.

In saying that Man Utd cannot afford to rest players as Everton and Chelsea wont be easy wins at all. Neville doesnt want us them to win but i can guarantee that Ole wants to beat City and wants Top 4 and so do his players.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25537 on: April 16, 2019, 01:41:19 am »
Exactly, that is all a part of his cunning plan.
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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25538 on: April 16, 2019, 01:51:46 am »
I think it's less about the money and more on just wanting to leave the club? Why not go to PSG and play in the CL

He might think he can actually improve PSG so the would get through the semis/quarters whatever, but who is he going to replace there?

Verratti, Paredes, Di Maria, Draxler or Nkunku? (not counting Rabiot as he's gone, we just don't know where)

He propably won't make the matchday squad at PSG, just picking up a big fat paycheck.

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Re: Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25539 on: April 16, 2019, 04:53:09 am »
He might think he can actually improve PSG so the would get through the semis/quarters whatever, but who is he going to replace there?

Verratti, Paredes, Di Maria, Draxler or Nkunku? (not counting Rabiot as he's gone, we just don't know where)

He propably won't make the matchday squad at PSG, just picking up a big fat paycheck.
Why wouldn't you count Rabiot when he's clearly the one he's being brought in to replace  :D
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25540 on: April 16, 2019, 06:11:49 am »
The Norwegian Moyes better get top 4. They can't really afford to drop points
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25541 on: April 16, 2019, 06:52:51 am »
Neville is a fucking idiot. They need to put in a shift against every team from now until the end of the season. What's the guarantee that they'll even beat Chelsea if they rest players against City? I can't see Solksjaer doing his reputation any good if they have to play in the Europa League next season. Of course I'm saying that with more hope than anything else but if they do end up throwing the game because of some bitter rivalry then it'll show how far they've fallen.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25542 on: April 16, 2019, 07:56:38 am »
Really small time from Neville.

If they take that view then they won’t get top 4.

Thought it was about momentum too, which he constantly mentions.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25543 on: April 16, 2019, 07:57:56 am »
Opportunity for another title change to "Ole is STILL the manager and car parking attendant at Manchester United!!"?
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25544 on: April 16, 2019, 07:58:55 am »
Really small time from Neville.

If they take that view then they won’t get top 4.

Thought it was about momentum too, which he constantly mentions.

Let's see what momentum does for them tonight.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25545 on: April 16, 2019, 08:01:17 am »
Any truth in Koulibaly rumour? Surely he's going to have plenty of offers from top clubs with Champion League football? Joining this shower of shite, with mediocre manager and no Champion League football, would be a very stupid career move for him.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25546 on: April 16, 2019, 08:17:38 am »
Lets be real here Arsenal aint beating Wolves away. They struggled against a 10 man Watford after being gifted a goal. They are woeful away from home.

In saying that Man Utd cannot afford to rest players as Everton and Chelsea wont be easy wins at all. Neville doesnt want us them to win but i can guarantee that Ole wants to beat City and wants Top 4 and so do his players.

The same Watford who came from 2-0 down to beat Wolves in the FA Cup semi final? Arsenal were poor last night, but results are not guaranteed. Shows why Ratboy failed as a Manager.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25547 on: April 16, 2019, 08:23:08 am »
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25548 on: April 16, 2019, 08:24:36 am »
Really small time from Neville.

If they take that view then they won’t get top 4.

Thought it was about momentum too, which he constantly mentions.

From his perspective, what does he care of United end up in Europa next season?
He'd take that if Liverpool don't win the league and City end up losing in the Championsleague.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25549 on: April 16, 2019, 08:27:31 am »
Sole Sex? is that his new nickname?

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25550 on: April 16, 2019, 08:33:31 am »
Really small time from Neville.

If they take that view then they won’t get top 4.

Thought it was about momentum too, which he constantly mentions.

He’s an agenda driven prick who will say whatever suits.  Case on point on Sunday when Jesus scores at the near post his reaction is ‘keeper had no chance’ but you can bet that if it suited him to slag off a team/keeper he’d be saying ‘should never be beaten at the near post’
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25551 on: April 16, 2019, 08:41:22 am »
United need to win every game to get top 4, even if they do that its not guaranteed.
The problem for Liverpool is if United lose to Everton on the weekend, which is very possible, then with top 4 looking very unlikely there wont be a split in the fans, all doing a Spurs/Everton and cheering on the opposition at old Trafford, how they have fallen.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25552 on: April 16, 2019, 08:58:56 am »
You know what would be quite nice?
City absolutely dominating these but losing out to a dodgy penalty and De Gea masterclass. Yes, that would be nice.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25553 on: April 16, 2019, 09:03:35 am »
United need to win every game to get top 4, even if they do that its not guaranteed.
The problem for Liverpool is if United lose to Everton on the weekend, which is very possible, then with top 4 looking very unlikely there wont be a split in the fans, all doing a Spurs/Everton and cheering on the opposition at old Trafford, how they have fallen.

Not according to Solskjaer, 4 wins from their last 5 will do it. He's the one who picks the teams, well him and the ghost of Alex Ferguson who appears in the dressing room like Palpatine, whispering in his ear.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25554 on: April 16, 2019, 09:12:47 am »
Not according to Solskjaer, 4 wins from their last 5 will do it. He's the one who picks the teams, well him and the ghost of Alex Ferguson who appears in the dressing room like Palpatine, whispering in his ear.

If he answers every question with "this club" "sir alex" and "the United way", he ll never have to win another game, they'll love him.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25555 on: April 16, 2019, 09:54:17 am »
You know what would be quite nice?
City absolutely dominating these but losing out to a dodgy penalty and De Gea masterclass. Yes, that would be nice.

With us winning the league by 2 points (courtesy of Jordan Pickford, et. al.)...

...and united still finishing 6th at the end of the season.
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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25556 on: April 16, 2019, 10:02:51 am »
SolSechs is better no?!?

Sechs is 6 in German.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25557 on: April 16, 2019, 10:05:53 am »
SolSechs is better no?!?

Sechs is 6 in German.

He's Norwegian, though. ;)

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25558 on: April 16, 2019, 10:06:54 am »
He's Norwegian, though. ;)

Ah. So Seks is 6 in Norwegian.

I didnt know that.

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Re: SolSeks is STILL the manager of Manchester United!!
« Reply #25559 on: April 16, 2019, 10:08:24 am »
Really small time from Neville.

If they take that view then they won’t get top 4.

Thought it was about momentum too, which he constantly mentions.

Ultimately he's sending a message that he doesn't want us to win the league. There's every chance solskjaer is of the same mindset and does rest players. They won't get top 4 if they lose another game, and the summer transfer window will be even tougher for Oleh if they do, and he'll be sacked before the season is out next year. So fuck neville, and solskjaer they can make all the rods for their own back they like. The fact this is even in discussion shows that united today are us in the 90s - a couple of pots here and there but more broadly totally fucked and an almostg constant rebuild away from fighting for the good stuff.
3 midfielders minimum in the next window. And probably another young CB to boot.

Anything else is negligent.