Author Topic: Adverts you hate (Read 195295 times)

Clint Eastwood · « **Reply #640 on:** July 15, 2018, 08:35:58 pm »

I actually have to mute the TV if that fucking "FLASH... AH-AH" or James Corden "Vegas baby!" advert comes on.

EDIT: oh, and the EE advert with Kevin Bacon and David Mitchell. I love David Mitchell. Imagine having him for an advert and giving him such shit lines.

Nitramdorf · « **Reply #641 on:** July 15, 2018, 08:37:43 pm »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on July 15, 2018, 08:28:58 pm

Brian...I can smell gas.

DON'T use light switches

Alex Raisbeck · « **Reply #642 on:** July 15, 2018, 10:42:39 pm »

Quote from: Clint Eastwood on July 15, 2018, 08:35:58 pm

I actually have to mute the TV if that fucking "FLASH... AH-AH" or James Corden "Vegas baby!" advert comes on.

EDIT: oh, and the EE advert with Kevin Bacon and David Mitchell. I love David Mitchell. Imagine having him for an advert and giving him such shit lines.

Aaaagggghhhh-I’d forgotten about the Kevin Bacon EE ads[emoji35][emoji35]

Buck Pete · « **Reply #643 on:** July 16, 2018, 12:08:38 am »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on July 15, 2018, 08:28:58 pm

Brian...I can smell gas.

Haha. Well remembered

NO!!!!!!!!!!

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/yRTo8j9203I" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/yRTo8j9203I</a>

Frank Becton · « **Reply #644 on:** July 16, 2018, 11:31:04 am »

Quote from: Clint Eastwood on July 15, 2018, 08:35:58 pm

I actually have to mute the TV if that fucking "FLASH... AH-AH" or James Corden "Vegas baby!" advert comes on.

EDIT: oh, and the EE advert with Kevin Bacon and David Mitchell. I love David Mitchell. Imagine having him for an advert and giving him such shit lines.

The Flash one is terrible I agree. One of the worst of the current lot.

The SKY Gold channel is terrible for adverts. was watching one of the Only Fools And Horses episodes the other day and in around 30 minutes over half of that must have been shitty adverts.

Alex Raisbeck · « **Reply #645 on:** July 16, 2018, 02:25:43 pm »

Quote from: Frank Becton on July 16, 2018, 11:31:04 am

The Flash one is terrible I agree. One of the worst of the current lot.

Top lyrics though:
‘Where, the hell, has all the mud gone? I’m sure there was lots of mud, I shook off so much mud. It was here, now it’s gone, every bit, every drop, every inch. Where’s all the mud gone?’

boots · « **Reply #646 on:** July 17, 2018, 01:27:09 pm »

All those new uns that are using Northern Soul tunes. Piss off you bastards. Fuck off onto some other bandwagon you theiving cnuts.

The Bournemouth Red · « **Reply #647 on:** July 17, 2018, 02:22:23 pm »

The latest McNastys one with the kid with the strangest coloured lips I've ever seen.

Is he wearing lippy?

rob1966 · « **Reply #648 on:** July 17, 2018, 02:53:09 pm »

Quote from: The Bournemouth Red on July 17, 2018, 02:22:23 pm

The latest McNastys one with the kid with the strangest coloured lips I've ever seen.

Is he wearing lippy?

He is one strange looking fella, are they going for an androgynous look?

gamble · « **Reply #649 on:** July 17, 2018, 02:58:23 pm »

that bloody viagra connect advert, i get it come up all the time.

why are they targetting me?? what are they trying to say?

Dench57 · « **Reply #650 on:** July 17, 2018, 03:05:53 pm »

Quote from: gamble on July 17, 2018, 02:58:23 pm

that bloody viagra connect advert, i get it come up all the time.

why are they targetting me?? what are they trying to say?

good for you mate

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #651 on:** July 17, 2018, 03:15:14 pm »

Quote from: Dench57 on July 17, 2018, 03:05:53 pm

good for you mate

Haha exactly. Clearly not the target audience.

Buck Pete · « **Reply #652 on:** July 17, 2018, 03:22:44 pm »

Quote from: The Bournemouth Red on July 17, 2018, 02:22:23 pm

The latest McNastys one with the kid with the strangest coloured lips I've ever seen.

Is he wearing lippy?

Which one is that? Remind me. I want to watch it and hate him too

Quote from: gamble on July 17, 2018, 02:58:23 pm

that bloody viagra connect advert, i get it come up all the time.

why are they targetting me?? what are they trying to say?

Its because the World Cup was on. Pele might tune in.

The Bournemouth Red · « **Reply #653 on:** July 17, 2018, 04:05:42 pm »

Quote from: Buck Pete on July 17, 2018, 03:22:44 pm

Which one is that? Remind me. I want to watch it and hate him too

It's for the new salad wrap muck. The lad obviously fancies the girl behind the counter.

She could sell him a sh!t sandwich, he'd gobble it up.

rob1966 · « **Reply #654 on:** July 17, 2018, 06:50:11 pm »

Quote from: Buck Pete on July 17, 2018, 03:22:44 pm

Which one is that? Remind me. I want to watch it and hate him too

Its because the World Cup was on. Pele might tune in.

This one

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/oEsMQkOsKj0" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/oEsMQkOsKj0</a>

Nitramdorf · « **Reply #655 on:** July 17, 2018, 08:00:00 pm »

Quote from: Buck Pete on July 17, 2018, 03:22:44 pm

Which one is that? Remind me. I want to watch it and hate him too

Its because the World Cup was on. Pele might tune in.

that tickled me

Ziltoid · « **Reply #656 on:** July 18, 2018, 07:36:18 pm »

Some shaving one where the bloke shaves his facial hair, then experiments on his chest, then looks down his boxers. Use a cut throat or a blunt bic you cowardly fuck

theredguy03 · « **Reply #657 on:** July 20, 2018, 12:02:07 am »

Vauxhall advert with the car blaring music, don't see the point at all.

Scratchcard advert that has a guy with a foghorn, seriously man?

gary75 · « **Reply #658 on:** July 20, 2018, 07:35:01 am »

"somebody's knocking on your door,
Somebody's ringing the bell"

Stupid stupid postcode lottery.

The Bournemouth Red · « **Reply #659 on:** August 7, 2018, 07:58:22 am »

Any advert with a talking animal.

I'm not going to take advice on soft drinks from a yellow llama, I'm not going to take financial advice from a dog or meerkat and I'm not going to buy bathroom cleaner because a dog can sing Queen.

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #660 on:** August 7, 2018, 08:04:30 am »

Quote from: boots on July 17, 2018, 01:27:09 pm

All those new uns that are using Northern Soul tunes. Piss off you bastards. Fuck off onto some other bandwagon you theiving cnuts.

B&Q springs to mind.

And I bet none of the musicians involved in making the tracks will ever see a penny or cent of any advertising royalties.

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #661 on:** August 7, 2018, 09:12:14 am »

Quote from: The Bournemouth Red on August 7, 2018, 07:58:22 am

Any advert with a talking animal.

I'm not going to take advice on soft drinks from a yellow llama, I'm not going to take financial advice from a dog or meerkat and I'm not going to buy bathroom cleaner because a dog can sing Queen.

"And here's nagging doubt." can fuck off as well

WhereAngelsPlay · « **Reply #662 on:** August 7, 2018, 09:14:30 am »

Quote from: The Bournemouth Red on August 7, 2018, 07:58:22 am

Any advert with a talking animal.

I'm not going to take advice on soft drinks from a yellow llama, I'm not going to take financial advice from a dog or meerkat and I'm not going to buy bathroom cleaner because a dog can sing Queen.

rowan_d · « **Reply #663 on:** August 8, 2018, 10:17:40 am »

The way that Lynx advert loops at the end does my head in

The Bournemouth Red · « **Reply #664 on:** August 8, 2018, 01:52:27 pm »

Quote from: WhereAngelsPlay on August 7, 2018, 09:14:30 am

The exception that proves the rule!

hixxstar · « **Reply #665 on:** August 8, 2018, 08:55:04 pm »

Quote from: gary75 on July 20, 2018, 07:35:01 am

"somebody's knocking on your door,
Somebody's ringing the bell"

Stupid stupid postcode lottery...

Thanks for that..... got it in my head now...

Also... 'Morning Mo ... Morning Jo' ..

rob1966 · « **Reply #666 on:** August 8, 2018, 09:08:51 pm »

Those adverts for renting a 5 Series Beemer, so you've had triplets? Thats nothing, I've just rented a ...... just fuck off you stuck up twat.

Frank Becton · « **Reply #667 on:** August 9, 2018, 04:22:28 pm »

The Ladbroke Chris Kamara and Kelly Brook one’s were bad enough now James Buckley of the Inbetweeners has completely lost it and started doing them too.