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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3640 on: August 26, 2018, 11:56:48 pm »
Didn't he used to play for your lot?


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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3641 on: August 27, 2018, 08:56:00 am »
Turn your telly off then you muppet and go and do something more interesting instead   ;D



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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3642 on: August 27, 2018, 11:28:25 am »
I know its not specifically MOTD, but has anyone seen Garth Crooks' team of the week - TAA and Milner in there, but what amused me most is Crooks' insistence that silva, when he threw himself to the floor with zero contact, deserved a penalty, with the word "As far as I was concerned, Ruben Neves practically assaulted Silva in the penalty area. Penalty ".  How deluded can you be

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3643 on: August 27, 2018, 11:32:39 am »
This Mitrovic looks like he knows where the goal is.

Cracking goal from Serri too.
I've just read that he has scored 15 goals since making his debut for Fulham in February.

(Granted, most of them against Championship teams).
« Last Edit: August 27, 2018, 05:38:43 pm by Black & White Paul »

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3644 on: August 27, 2018, 12:47:44 pm »
I know its not specifically MOTD, but has anyone seen Garth Crooks' team of the week - TAA and Milner in there, but what amused me most is Crooks' insistence that silva, when he threw himself to the floor with zero contact, deserved a penalty, with the word "As far as I was concerned, Ruben Neves practically assaulted Silva in the penalty area. Penalty ".  How deluded can you be

Just ignore him, nobody takes his TOTW seriously. Half the stuff he says is probably just to get people talking about his team.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3645 on: August 27, 2018, 01:23:50 pm »
Just ignore him, nobody takes his TOTW seriously. Half the stuff he says is probably just to get people talking about his team.

Yep, basically TOTW is anyone who scored plus De Gea.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3646 on: August 27, 2018, 01:27:23 pm »
That woman commentator on the Bournemouth v Shite game did my head in. Her voice is far too high pitched for commentating. I have no problem with women doing sports, Suzi Perry is brill on MotoGP, Sabine Schmitz is great and a better driver than I could ever hope to be and there used to be one on F1 who knew her stuff, but the voice on that one on MOTD - nails on a blackboard. Even my missus hates it.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3647 on: September 1, 2018, 07:46:30 pm »
MOTD running order: Lei/Liv, Che/Bou, ManC/New, CP/Sou, WHU/Wol, Bri/Ful, Eve/Hud.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3648 on: September 1, 2018, 08:43:34 pm »
01/09/2018      .Running Order.    Edit:  ;D   just seen post above...

1) Leicester 1-2 Liverpool
2) Chelsea 2-0 Bournemouth
3) Man City 2-1 Newcastle
4) Crystal Palace 0-2 Southampton
5) West Ham 0-1 Wolves
6) Brighton 2-2 Fulham
7) Everton 1-1 Huddersfield
« Last Edit: September 1, 2018, 08:45:13 pm by hixxstar »
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3649 on: September 1, 2018, 10:53:20 pm »
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3650 on: September 1, 2018, 11:19:39 pm »
What the hell was the Palace keeper doing on the second goal.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3651 on: September 1, 2018, 11:26:50 pm »
What the hell was the Palace keeper doing on the second goal.

Very weird positioning wasn’t it? Made it so much easier for him.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3652 on: September 1, 2018, 11:28:08 pm »
Very weird positioning wasn’t it? Made it so much easier for him.

Thought the same, won't get talked about as much as Alissons mistake though and it's far more fundamental

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3653 on: September 1, 2018, 11:30:55 pm »
Ever notice on MOTD when a substitute is a goalscorer, they always show him coming on the pitch rather than just having the caption with the replacement on screen, like with Traore?
It's one of the odd house rules they have.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3654 on: September 1, 2018, 11:32:22 pm »
Been out all day, why wasn't a foul given for the push on Allison?
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3655 on: September 1, 2018, 11:32:38 pm »
Ever notice on MOTD when a substitute is a goalscorer, they always show him coming on the pitch rather than just having the caption with the replacement on screen, like with Traore?
It's one of the odd house rules they have.

Same as when someone is sent off for two yellows, always show the innocuous first one (although nice twist on it tonight with Alonso).

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3656 on: September 1, 2018, 11:33:06 pm »
Been out all day, why wasn't a foul given for the push on Allison?

Probably because it wasn't a foul, in the same way Roberton bulldozing his way past their defender for our first wasn't.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3657 on: September 1, 2018, 11:39:15 pm »
Great dive from T. rex there

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3658 on: September 1, 2018, 11:41:38 pm »
Edited out the boos. Gutted

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3659 on: September 1, 2018, 11:57:15 pm »
Probably because it wasn't a foul, in the same way Roberton bulldozing his way past their defender for our first wasn't.
looked like a foul to me, pushed off the ball no problem though we won (
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3660 on: September 2, 2018, 12:03:24 am »
looked like a foul to me, pushed off the ball no problem though we won (

Amen to that! I do think we had a good shout for a penalty just before we scored our second goal mind...
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3661 on: September 2, 2018, 12:28:06 pm »
MOTD was brilliant last night from a LFC point of view.

Dare I say it Shearer and Keown provided an excellent analysis of our game and especially Joe Gomez.

They obviously discussed the Allison mistake but didn’t dwell on it or over hype it.

Keown loves Joe Gomez more than we do :)

And Manes interview is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in ages. :lmao

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3662 on: September 2, 2018, 12:31:12 pm »
MOTD was brilliant last night from a LFC point of view.

Dare I say it Shearer and Keown provided an excellent analysis of our game and especially Joe Gomez.

They obviously discussed the Allison mistake but didn’t dwell on it or over hype it.

Keown loves Joe Gomez more than we do :)

And Manes interview is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in ages. :lmao

Just read Keown's comments on Joe made up to see the lad doing this well. He seems such a down to earth guy as well. There is a video of Sadio cleaning the local mosque toilets out. He is a funny lad.  ;D
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3663 on: September 15, 2018, 07:33:24 pm »
@GaryLineker

The @BBCMOTD running order: Tot/Liv, Che/Car, Bou/Lei, Wat/ManU, ManC/Ful, New/Ars, Hud/CP. 7 games, 24 goals. Not one to miss, folks. See you at 10.20 on @BBCOne
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3664 on: September 15, 2018, 10:27:07 pm »
Miles over the line ;D
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3665 on: September 15, 2018, 10:33:37 pm »
anyone got a stream?
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3666 on: September 15, 2018, 10:34:01 pm »
It was a peno ;D
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3667 on: September 15, 2018, 10:40:03 pm »
Bobby's eye injury nicely glossed over there.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3668 on: September 15, 2018, 10:43:32 pm »
Cracking 1st from Hazard.
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Re: MOTD thread
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3670 on: September 15, 2018, 10:55:37 pm »
Howe is doing a hell of a job, fair play to him.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3671 on: September 22, 2018, 07:30:46 pm »
@GaryLineker
The @BBCMOTD running order: Car/ManC, Bur/Bou, Liv/Sou, Bri/Tot, Lei/Hud, ManU/Wol, Ful/Wat, CP/New. Some great stuff and plenty of belting goals. @BBCOne 10.30

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3672 on: September 22, 2018, 10:38:02 pm »
City really do look good, the bastards.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3673 on: September 22, 2018, 10:39:45 pm »
City really do look good, the bastards.

I think we'll do better than them overall, they won't repeat last season's success.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3674 on: September 22, 2018, 10:45:07 pm »
So is everyone happy that Cardiff gave it a good go and got hammered 5-0?

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3675 on: September 22, 2018, 10:52:08 pm »
So is everyone happy that Cardiff gave it a good go and got hammered 5-0?

21% possession and 4 shots....?

I’d love to see how they are when they park the bus  ;D Actually good grief, no I wouldn’t.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3676 on: September 22, 2018, 10:59:49 pm »
Great header that by Matip love the link up play between the front three. That back heel from Salah would have been sublime.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3677 on: September 22, 2018, 11:20:27 pm »

Murphy and Jenas 😭😭

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3678 on: September 22, 2018, 11:22:36 pm »
City really do look good, the bastards.

Did you watch them against Lyon? Bang average
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #3679 on: September 22, 2018, 11:24:41 pm »
Did you watch them against Lyon? Bang average

I didn't. But in my defence if their own fans can't be arsed to watch, you cant blame me.