Topic: The Jordan Pickford thread

[Lush is the best medicine...]

Least joe hart could keep his shit together until his 30s

[rob1966]

We all realize how shit he is, and I think even Southgate must be thinking of dropping him, but who the fuck do you replace him with.

If there was an obvious candidate it would be easy.

Pope at Burnley for a start.

[ABZ Rover]

The prick is fuckin useless.  How the fuck can they keep starting him?  How bloody bad are the resies?

[Ziltoid]

Get Paddy Kenny in

[rob1966]

Watched MOTD earlier, commentator says the freekick was brilliant when the reality was Pickford is utter fucking shite. How is he a Premier League keeper?

[Statto Red]

It's not only the free kick, there were a few crosses from City, wich Pickford decided to come out for & was nowhere near the ball, most overrated keeper ever.

[deFacto please, you bastards]

What makes him even worse is that he's an arrogant tw@t who thinks he's the best thing since slice of bread

[So… Howard Philips]

It's not only the free kick, there were a few crosses from City, wich Pickford decided to come out for & was nowhere near the ball, most overrated keeper ever.

The ballsed up attempt to come out of his area when B Silva was on a break was bad but his facial expression (not sure whether he was gurning or laughing) was bizarre.

Gary Neville had a right old rant.

[rob1966]

None of this gets old

[Flaccido Dongingo]

He looks like he'd be a right lairy prick with a few beers down him, or as we discribe people like that over her a "slabber".

[Kekule]

Look how much Pickford is trying to push Alisson away there, he doesn’t even move him so much as an inch.

It’s those short arms I think, he can’t generate much leverage.

[Red Beret]

And the way Jordan smacks Origi in the face as he's scrambling to block him.  No idea if it's intentional but it's a pathetic response.

[rob1966]

And the way Jordan smacks Origi in the face as he's scrambling to block him.  No idea if it's intentional but it's a pathetic response.

Not noticed that before - he's fouling him to try and put him off. To be fair to T Rex, If I fucked up that badly I would slap the striker too to try and put him off scoring the Derby winning goal I had just gifted him.

[elbow]

Not noticed that before - he's fouling him to try and put him off. To be fair to T Rex, If I fucked up that badly I would slap the striker too to try and put him off scoring the Derby winning goal I had just gifted him.

Not only gifted him the goal, but boosted his confidence as well. So he's directly responsible for us winning 6.

Thanks JP.

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

Look how much Pickford is trying to push Alisson away there, he doesn’t even move him so much as an inch.

It’s those short arms I think, he can’t generate much leverage.

Christ,what a tit. Never seen that before. Its like that Gary Neville Peter Schmeichel handshake thing in the tunnel when he left for city.

[thegoodfella]

Christ,what a tit. Never seen that before. Its like that Gary Neville Peter Schmeichel handshake thing in the tunnel when he left for city.

This one belongs here!

[Agent99]

Soccer Saturday just put together a highlight reel of his mistakes this season. Lovely viewing.

[aw1991]

Soccer Saturday just put together a highlight reel of his mistakes this season. Lovely viewing.

Sounds good, will watch it when I have a spare hour.

[Zlen]

Sounds good, will watch it when I have a spare hour.

[emoji16]
That boy is truly a foutain of joy.
He is so Everton.

[FiSh77]

Sounds good, will watch it when I have a spare hour.

When do you plan on watching the rest of it?

[4pool]

Keeper for the 18th best side in the Premier League

[PhilV]

None of this gets old

Forever Gold. It's funny people never learn to be a bit humble and not say shit like this.

[Yiannis]

Apparently he didn't and the headline is misleading but it's all too late for that now.

[PaulF]

Sounds good, will watch it when I have a spare hour.

My sky box can only play at 32x

[Peabee]

Soccer Saturday just put together a highlight reel of his mistakes this season. Lovely viewing.

I’ve heard Netflix are picking up the second and third series.

[Son of Spion]

I’ve heard Netflix are picking up the second and third series.

They could raise a lot of money towards BMD if they sold the Boxed Set in their club store.

[FiSh77]

They could raise a lot of money towards BMD if they sold the Boxed Set in their club store.

Surely they'd make more if they sold it in a store people actually go in?

[ScottishKopite]

Hope we net a few against Mr Small Arms on Wednesday night.

[I've been a good boy]

Been a year already since his brilliant gift to us. That'll be his career highlight.

[Brian Blessed]

After Saturday, surely we are due for another puff piece about him not making mistakes like Allison.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

[4pool]

 

[moondog]

The good puffin eating folk of Iceland appreciate T-Rex arms even more than we do, judging by this statue I spotted of him.

[BlackandWhitePaul]

The prick is fuckin useless.  How the fuck can they keep starting him?  How bloody bad are the resies?

I kept reading this about Almiron and Joelinton during our game against City the other day     

[ABZ Rover]

I kept reading this about Almiron and Joelinton during our game against City the other day     

 

[PaulF]

Watched MOTD earlier, commentator says the freekick was brilliant when the reality was Pickford is utter fucking shite. How is he a Premier League keeper?

Watch him have a worldwide tomorrow.

[[new username under construction]]

Watch him have a worldwide tomorrow.

Well he's certainly not having an arms wide

[Kekule]

Wouldn’t even make the bench for a league cup game for us.

[RedSince86]

Pope or Heaton should be England's #1.

Pickford should be no where near an England team.

[Chakan]

Adrian is head and shoulder (and arms) above Pickford