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The list of opponents from that run is utter shite. Spurs were wobbling badly in the league and we had a misfiring game. Apart from that, they tonked a load of cloggers and fooled each other.

Ssshhh, he smashed a load of top top quality teams  ;)
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Well I can't see them finishing any higher than 6th this season.

They'll likely get worse :D
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The list of opponents from that run is utter shite. Spurs were wobbling badly in the league and we had a misfiring game. Apart from that, they tonked a load of cloggers and fooled each other.

Spurs absolutely battered them in that game, too. It was proper smash and grab stuff. De Gea made about 12 saves to keep the score at 0-1.

We were just happy to settle for a 0-0 as it got our toughest fixture out of the way and kept us top of the league. In hindsight, that was a mistake.
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I'm not sure what you all are talking about - have you seen this preseason? They are winning all their games against top competition.

And Ole was embarrassed as to how unfit they were - so they ran and ran and now will be the fittest team in the league. Oh and they are going to press a lot. A LOT!

So I would't crow too much.

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Jan was still a better player than any one them when he was at his heaviest ;D

Still say he was the best passer of a ball I ever saw. Even pissed he was better than Hoddle.
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Still say he was the best passer of a ball I ever saw. Even pissed he was better than Hoddle.
yeah Molby was an amazing passer

wouldnt last 10 minutes today in the shape he was usually in but great passer, right foot was a hammer too
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They were crowing about his record breaking start, winning 14 of 19 - this is from 11th March games.https://www.manutd.com/en/news/detail/premier-league-stats-show-united-have-gained-most-points-since-ole-gunnar-solskjaer-was-appointed

5 days after this, they were dumped out of the FA Cup by Wolves. In the remaining 8 league games after he was apppointed, they took 8 pts and went out of the CL to Barca.

Its brilliant :lmao

I remember how United fans were saying they were destined to beat Barcelona because Ole had scored in their stadium in 1999 to win the European Cup.

Brexit-levels of delusion there.

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The list of opponents from that run is utter shite. Spurs were wobbling badly in the league and we had a misfiring game. Apart from that, they tonked a load of cloggers and fooled each other.

But but but PSG  8)

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Wonder if their rondo has improved from the start of last season.  It couldn't be any worse...

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/QCoRJsIT7t4" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/QCoRJsIT7t4</a>

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But but but PSG  8)

One of the greatest comebacks that night in Paris with their youth team.
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Wonder if their rondo has improved from the start of last season.  It couldn't be any worse...

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/QCoRJsIT7t4" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/QCoRJsIT7t4</a>
Thanks. That's 2 minutes of my life I'll never get back  :(
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Thanks. That's 2 minutes of my life I'll never get back  :(

Think that's what the coach said.
"I said to the boys before the game it would be impossible. But because it’s you, I say we have a chance."
Jürgen Klopp, 7 May 2019

"I told them if we score it will be different. We scored. It was different."
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Have you forgotten JLingz?? How dare you.
To be fair, it's easy to forget the younger players like Lingard.  Give him a couple of years and I'm sure he'll be challenging for a place in the first team.

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Think that's what the coach wife said

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To be fair, it's easy to forget the younger players like Lingard.  Give him a couple of years and I'm sure he'll be challenging for a place in the first team.

Who is "Lingard"? Is it the nickname of the one called Beanz?
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Redcafe is weird.

There are Liverpool "fans" with tens of thousands of posts on there who for some reason go on there and post when Liverpool are playing, mainly being ultra negative about us.

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Redcafe is weird.

There are Liverpool "fans" with tens of thousands of posts on there who for some reason go on there and post when Liverpool are playing, mainly being ultra negative about us.

 ;D

They're so strange, why would you invest so much time on a forum for your rivals?

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;D

They're so strange, why would you invest so much time on a forum for your rivals?
Not sure mate.
We get a few 'alien' fans on here; but none of them are suckholes like the knobheads on Redcafe.
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Not sure mate.
We get a few 'alien' fans on here; but none of them are suckholes like the knobheads on Redcafe.

Cantona back from skiing yet?
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Cantona back from skiing yet?
Apparently not thank fuck.
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Cantona back from skiing yet?

He won't be back for a long time, just not sure if he's actually skiing or just doing a bit of manc skiing
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I have no idea what I’m taking about

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As much as I don’t rate Lukaku, he did at least provide regular goals, albeit normally against the smaller teams, he got 12 in the league last season.

Can someone then explain to me the logic in resisting offers for him all summer, only to sell him at the end of the window and not replace him?

I know the c*nts are incompetent but even i expected them to replace him with someone half decent, especially considering they managed to scam Inter into paying 75 million for him.

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Can someone then explain to me the logic in resisting offers for him all summer, only to sell him at the end of the window and not replace him?

Because this way they have an excuse not to replace him.

Plus I think Lukaku forced their hand by refusing to come back from Belgium, which is hilarious.
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;D

They're so strange, why would you invest so much time on a forum for your rivals?

Yeah.  Why bother doing that when you can just be like GOT and dedicate your own forum to obsessing about your rivals. ;D
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JLingz has really let himself go over the summer
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JLingz has really let himself go over the summer

It's all them beanz beanz beanz

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Mourinho is joining Sky studio for the United v Chelsea game. This gonna be good.

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They're so strange, why would you invest so much time on a forum for your rivals?

exactly, surely you'd go skiing or something instead?
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Who is "Lingard"? Is it the nickname of the one called Beanz?

Yday there was a rather amazing post with someone claiming that he would have an excellent seaon and score 15+ goals; one of the first responses was:

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Could we please not do this? We have ruined many a talented kids by hyping them up pre season and then being disappointed when they don't hit the ground running.

Brilliant.

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 :mindblown
If your moral compass is Piers Moron then I ask you to think whether someone who oversaw illegal phone hacking and published fake pictures depicting War Crimes is an appropriate person to look up to. In fact, I'd suggest you're a bit of a c*nt.

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 :mindblown
pretty much what’s wrong with them in a nutshell