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Liverpool FC V Watford

   

Venue: Anfield



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Watford: WLLDL

Liverpool Manager: Jürgen Klopp

Watford Manager: Roy 'The Owl' Hodgson


Currently Watford sit 18th, and us, well if you are reading this you know exactly where the Reds sit. Do not let the distance on the table dissuade you from the fact that this could be a difficult match. We are playing post International break, which may throw off our own rhythm while bolstering the Hornets' who may have had more time to recover and focus on this match. Throw in injuries (real or fictional) and illness to key players - Trent (hamsting), Naby (knee), Mo (foot), Milner (illness?). Throw in continued paper talk about contracts which may or may not disrupt squad harmony and the potential is there for a slip up. Watford are deep in the relegation battle but it is another Merseyside club that may help determine their fate, not the Boys in Red. Yes, much to our joy, Everton are wallowing on the cusp of a historic relegation and Watford may just avoid the drop should they take a few more points this season and Everton's form continues in the manner in which it has seemingly grown accustom. Points that will be available should they win at Anfield. History is on our side (as well as a deeper squad) as Watford have only won one once at Anfield (three times in all) in their last 15 meetings with the Reds. Thus I do not expect anything less than a hard fought match, but during that nighty minutes I have a feeling that our lads quality will shrine through and that we shall come out on top.

We kick off second in the table, but we play the early match. City play later and they play Burnley. I am not saying I expect City to drop points, I am not saying that I expect Burnley to take points off City. But, most importantly I am not saying that the above wont happen. It just may. Should we win on the day, and win handedly, the pressure will be off of us as we will go top of the table before City have a chance at kick off. All pressure will be back on Pep's lads in blue. Top for the first time in months. Top means City are chasing us, Top means the pressure is on them, and City under pressure, may just crack.

Lets Shatter them.

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What I sincerely hope for is a repeat of my trip to Anfield back in late February of 2018. A few fellow Rawkites and I were treated to a sublime performance as we pushed on-wards, relentlessly, towards the season's end. Trent with a hattrick of assists, Virg with a brace, big Divvy with a wonderful goal and Mane with his own brace, including that cheeky little back-heel goal that made all of our collective jaws drop. We were scintillating that season, and since then we have hardly let our foot off the gas. The finish line is in sight, lets press on and win this title race. 9 more Cup finals and lets see where this Manager, this Team, this Momentum can take us. My head is well and truly in the clouds, I am among the birds at heady heights. Please, Red men, don't bring me crashing down to earth, it is nice up here. Instead win this match and show others how nice it can be up here. 


Match Officials:
Referee: Stuart Attwell.
Assistants: Marc Perry, Timothy Wood.
Fourth official: Tony Harrington. VAR: John Brooks.
Assistant VAR: Simon Bennett
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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Watford
« Reply #1 on: April 2, 2022, 11:36:00 am »

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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Watford
« Reply #2 on: April 2, 2022, 12:29:40 pm »
I swear to god, Hodgson is sitting on the bench and looks like he’s pissing himself.
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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Watford
« Reply #3 on: April 2, 2022, 12:30:52 pm »
0 underway, the reds attack the anfield  road, and it’s an early corner

The corner is just over the head of VVD, it breaks to Salah who hits it wide. 
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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Watford
« Reply #4 on: April 2, 2022, 12:32:36 pm »
If Watford win 8-0 Everton go into the bottom 3.
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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Watford
« Reply #5 on: April 2, 2022, 12:36:30 pm »
6 long punt from Watford, Starr hits it on the volley form 20 yards out and he volleys well over
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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Watford
« Reply #6 on: April 2, 2022, 12:38:17 pm »
8 an utterly filthy no looks  pass by Thiago to Jones, but Jones blazes over form 20 yards.  Wasted it.
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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Watford
« Reply #7 on: April 2, 2022, 12:40:15 pm »
9 close by the reds as we get in down the right of the area. It’s cleared form a central position.
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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Watford
« Reply #8 on: April 2, 2022, 12:42:34 pm »
12 corner to Watford

A flicked header is saved by Alisson
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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Watford
« Reply #9 on: April 2, 2022, 12:46:07 pm »
15 free kick out wide of the area after a foul on Salah

It’s over hit and the keeper claims at the back post..
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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Watford
« Reply #10 on: April 2, 2022, 12:50:54 pm »
21 cross by Watford, headed behind for a corner.

Cleared well.
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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Watford
« Reply #11 on: April 2, 2022, 12:52:22 pm »
22 Watford counter down the left as Jones gives the ball away.  Alisson saves 1 vs 1.

Reckon it would have been offside.


1-0.

Jota

Cross by Gomez form the right and Jota heads home.  TAA tribute act!
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Re: PL: Liverpool vs Watford
« Reply #12 on: April 2, 2022, 12:53:07 pm »
An assist for Gomez.  :)
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 0 Watford Jota 22’
« Reply #13 on: April 2, 2022, 12:53:37 pm »
Over to Jill.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 0 Watford Jota 22’
« Reply #14 on: April 2, 2022, 12:55:09 pm »
24 A great time for us to score as we hadn't really threatened the goalie up to the goal. We are just passing around at the moment.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 0 Watford Jota 22’
« Reply #15 on: April 2, 2022, 12:57:43 pm »
26 We have another good attack down the right, which Joe initially does well with but then they get a block in and it goes out for a goal kick.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 0 Watford Jota 22’
« Reply #16 on: April 2, 2022, 01:00:45 pm »
29 We have a good attack which starts on the left and then goes to the right, it ends up with Robertson on the floor, but ref judges the ball was won. We then get a corner, but Matip heads it over the bar.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 0 Watford Jota 22’
« Reply #17 on: April 2, 2022, 01:02:13 pm »
As it stands:

1 Liverpool  30   56   72
2 Man City   29   50   70

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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 0 Watford Jota 22’
« Reply #18 on: April 2, 2022, 01:02:28 pm »
31 A great one two by Thiago putting Jones through but the shot is blocked and goes wide anyway.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 0 Watford Jota 22’
« Reply #19 on: April 2, 2022, 01:06:04 pm »
35 We are continuing to dominate with possession without really creating another proper chance. Watford when they have the ball trying to get in balls behind us.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 0 Watford Jota 22’
« Reply #20 on: April 2, 2022, 01:07:02 pm »
Are the bags beneath Tsimikas's eyes bigger than those under the Owl's?

Possibly...

Not sure what they fed a Tsimikas as a kid to be honest. 

Polonium?
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 0 Watford Jota 22’
« Reply #21 on: April 2, 2022, 01:07:59 pm »
36 Watford get a corner, which we clear. We then break with menace a ball from Henderson across to Salah, but after initially running down the right the defenders get a block in on the ball.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 0 Watford Jota 22’
« Reply #22 on: April 2, 2022, 01:10:14 pm »
39 We almost had one of the super Salah moves after he was surrounded by three defenders. They manage to get a last minute block in after he zigs zags through two of them.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 0 Watford Jota 22’
« Reply #23 on: April 2, 2022, 01:11:34 pm »
41 We had a good move down the right there between Thiago and Jones, but Curtis strays offside at the last minute.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 0 Watford Jota 22’
« Reply #24 on: April 2, 2022, 01:13:36 pm »
42 We almost manage to get a couple openings at the end but both Robbo and Henderson's passes don't quite find Jota. But we are moving Watford around a lot more.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 0 Watford Jota 22’
« Reply #25 on: April 2, 2022, 01:15:40 pm »
45 + 2 Into added on time.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 0 Watford Jota 22’
« Reply #26 on: April 2, 2022, 01:17:17 pm »
47 Nothing to report a bit messy at the end, but the important thing is we continue to lead by 1-0.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 0 Watford Jota 22’
« Reply #27 on: April 2, 2022, 01:33:30 pm »
45 back underway.  The reds attacking the Spion Kop in the second half.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 0 Watford Jota 22’
« Reply #28 on: April 2, 2022, 01:35:20 pm »
46 superb cross by Gomez and the Watford defender heads behind.


Corner to the reds.  Matip heads against the back of another player before it’s cleared

The reds pick the ball up again, but Jones blazes over from 20 yards.  Hit the target lad!
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 0 Watford Jota 22’
« Reply #29 on: April 2, 2022, 01:37:32 pm »
46 superb cross by Gomez and the Watford defender heads behind.


Corner to the reds.  Matip heads against the back of another player before it’s cleared

The reds pick the ball up again, but Jones blazes over from 20 yards.  Hit the target lad!

Superb is absolutely the correct adjective for that cross from Gomez.

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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 0 Watford Jota 22’
« Reply #30 on: April 2, 2022, 01:39:23 pm »
His crossing has been impressive in this game.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 0 Watford Jota 22’
« Reply #31 on: April 2, 2022, 01:40:51 pm »
52 quiet game still really.Watford try a wriggle down the left and Alisson takes the cords.


Then Jota fires well over from 20 yards  after a mistake from Watford.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 0 Watford Jota 22’
« Reply #32 on: April 2, 2022, 01:41:34 pm »
We could do with a 2nd and 3rd goal to settle everything down properly.


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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 0 Watford Jota 22’
« Reply #33 on: April 2, 2022, 01:44:31 pm »
55 Salah in the area, miscontrols it and the defender puts behind for a corner.

VVD heads over 
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 0 Watford Jota 22’
« Reply #34 on: April 2, 2022, 01:45:27 pm »
57 Joao Pedro puts it just wide.  Probably offside inthe build up though
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 0 Watford Jota 22’
« Reply #35 on: April 2, 2022, 01:47:49 pm »
59 free kick out wide after a foul on Gomez.  WWE style, Hernandez is booked.

And Jota heads over.  They left him on his own!

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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 0 Watford Jota 22’
« Reply #36 on: April 2, 2022, 01:48:14 pm »
I can't believe he didn't score that one.  :o
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 0 Watford Jota 22’
« Reply #37 on: April 2, 2022, 01:50:03 pm »
61 whipped cross to the back post, Jota flicks it and it goes wide.


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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 0 Watford Jota 22’
« Reply #38 on: April 2, 2022, 01:54:24 pm »
65 free kick 20 yards out, corner for the area.

Cleared by the first man.

Pumped back in and a flicked Salah header goes just over the bar.
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Re: PL: Liverpool 1 vs 0 Watford Jota 22’
« Reply #39 on: April 2, 2022, 01:55:43 pm »
Over to Jill
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