Author Topic: Andy Robertson (Andrew Henry Robertson MBE)  (Read 789141 times)

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5400 on: March 6, 2023, 07:18:48 am »
to be honest I had called for Tsimikas to get some starts as Robbo hasn't been at it, but I thought he was terrific today. Pretty much kept Antony out of the game and had a generally commanding performance.
Agreed. Robbo had been keeping Antony checked, but the funniest part for me... Anyone noticed, Milner and Antony? Hhahahahahahah!!!! I watched that on TV and was chuckling on that.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5401 on: March 6, 2023, 07:19:55 am »
to be honest I had called for Tsimikas to get some starts as Robbo hasn't been at it, but I thought he was terrific today. Pretty much kept Antony out of the game and had a generally commanding performance.

Robbo was great in the derby as well. He does rise to the occasion in these games. Tsimikas should play more though to keep.him fresh and on his toes. Not just the odd game when Robbo is completely fucked
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5402 on: March 6, 2023, 07:29:27 am »
Underrated by whom? Most people have him in their all-time greatest Liverpool XI.

On the BBC combined team, which I think is voted for, he was behind Luke Shaw.

Maybe in a pie eating contest Luke Shaw is ahead of him but that's all.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5403 on: March 6, 2023, 07:32:34 am »
One of his best performances for us, he's still got it. Still probably the worst finisher I've ever seen in red though.

You could see that they didn't even try to block the shot with his right foot. That's his standing leg only

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5404 on: March 6, 2023, 07:36:19 am »
Please herr Klopp do substitute leave him on a bench once in a while going forward too. Came back all thunder and lightning. His energy levels are immense no matter how much he plays, but yesterday... What a game  :wave
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5405 on: March 6, 2023, 07:41:56 am »
Underrated by whom? Most people have him in their all-time greatest Liverpool XI.
Not the pundits?
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5406 on: March 6, 2023, 08:52:48 am »
Not sure where I read it about Bob last week, Wrap maybe - 'A serial turner-upper in the big games'. Exact same applies to Robbo. Understands the crowd, gets what is needed to get to that pitch of intensity in the big ones. He had the acne teenage dirtbag fella out wide for them wound up something fierce yesterday, was fantastic to watch.   
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5407 on: March 6, 2023, 08:56:27 am »
If he had a right foot he would be the best player in the world. Superb today. He does need a rest from time to time but he is the go to man for the biggest games. Looked so dangerous all night.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5408 on: March 6, 2023, 09:11:03 am »
At his very very best again

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5409 on: March 6, 2023, 09:31:19 am »
If he had a right foot he would be the best player in the world. Superb today. He does need a rest from time to time but he is the go to man for the biggest games. Looked so dangerous all night.
He would be scoring 10-15 goals every season.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5410 on: March 6, 2023, 01:20:35 pm »
As much as I love the lad, I have to echo the thoughts in here about his finishing. Tragically bad. I'm about 10kg overweight and haven't kicked a ball in years and would fancy my chances of putting the ball in the net more than Robbo.  ;D

Still, as long as he does what he is meant to, there can be no real complaints.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5411 on: March 6, 2023, 03:03:00 pm »
Probably our most underrated player. Trent gets way more attention, being English and having more flair, but I think Robertson is the better player all things and all games considered. Better defender, and his lows are higher than Trents. Very reliable.
Theyre both fantastic players, but I think Robertson gets far less credit.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5412 on: March 6, 2023, 03:26:56 pm »
More assist in the PL than the likes of Hazard, Mata, and Ozil. Incredible player.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5413 on: March 6, 2023, 03:29:00 pm »
Last few weeks he's been back to his best, he provides the perfect level of needle which the side sometimes misses.


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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5414 on: March 6, 2023, 03:55:05 pm »
Same number of assists in the Premier League as Paul Scholes in 250 fewer games.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5415 on: March 6, 2023, 04:13:57 pm »
Same number of assists in the Premier League as Paul Scholes in 250 fewer games.

That's no mean feet.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5416 on: March 6, 2023, 04:19:37 pm »
That's no mean feet.

Should be the toest of Anfield with a stat like that.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5417 on: March 6, 2023, 04:21:46 pm »
Just when I thought I had wiped that image from my memory  :puke2
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5418 on: March 6, 2023, 04:33:04 pm »
Since haste quite Schorsch, but Liverpool are genuine fight pigs...

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5419 on: March 6, 2023, 04:52:13 pm »
As much as I love the lad, I have to echo the thoughts in here about his finishing. Tragically bad. I'm about 10kg overweight and haven't kicked a ball in years and would fancy my chances of putting the ball in the net more than Robbo.  ;D

Still, as long as he does what he is meant to, there can be no real complaints.

LOL -- in a PL / CL game, on your weaker foot, after running like a maniac nonstop for 10+km?

okaaaayyyy.   :)

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5420 on: March 6, 2023, 05:47:45 pm »
So are we going to rotate Tsmikas in a bit to keep Robertson energized?

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5421 on: March 6, 2023, 05:57:47 pm »
On the BBC combined team, which I think is voted for, he was behind Luke Shaw.

Maybe in a pie eating contest Luke Shaw is ahead of him but that's all.

The way Shaw jogged back on gakpos second goal was criminal. Never in with a chance of covering Mo, but he spotted Gakpo 40 yards and somehow lost him too.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5422 on: March 6, 2023, 05:59:39 pm »
So are we going to rotate Tsmikas in a bit to keep Robertson energized?
Assuming we get knocked out of the CL, will we really need to do that? We only have 13 league matches left this season.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5423 on: March 6, 2023, 06:07:26 pm »
Assuming we get knocked out of the CL, will we really need to do that? We only have 13 league matches left this season.
That decision has to be made after each game though. I'd start with Kostas against Bournemouth to keep Robbo fresh for Real. It's not a zero chance of progression, you know...
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5424 on: March 6, 2023, 06:09:32 pm »
He was great but he'll never have an easier game . Playing against a very ordinary fullback and one of the biggest spoofers in the league. Antony isn't premier league level. Zero workmate off the ball and very little attacking threat. A nothing footballer.
He's the absolute opposite of Robertson.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5425 on: March 6, 2023, 07:02:23 pm »

Just when I thought I had wiped that image from my memory  :puke2

;D

I think he's still severely underrated by a lot of people. What is it, record number of assists by a defender? It's probably because he's just so efficient at it, that he usually doesn't catch the eye. I think when he leaves us, he'll be a lot more appreciated.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5426 on: March 6, 2023, 07:23:31 pm »
55 assists in 240 PL matches according to transfermarkt.
Luke Shaw has 19 in 229 matches.

Was shocked to find out that Shaw is only 27. Hes on his 11th PL season now, and looks about 32 to me

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5427 on: March 6, 2023, 10:05:21 pm »
LOL -- in a PL / CL game, on your weaker foot, after running like a maniac nonstop for 10+km?

okaaaayyyy.   :)

I mean, it’s not like it’s a one off situation. He’s a terrible finisher - and that’s why he is a fullback.  ;D A damn good one at that too. One of my favourite players at the club.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5428 on: March 6, 2023, 10:20:41 pm »
55 assists in 240 PL matches according to transfermarkt.
Luke Shaw has 19 in 229 matches.

Was shocked to find out that Shaw is only 27. Hes on his 11th PL season now, and looks about 32 to me

Fairly certain Shaw went to the 2014 World Cup! He was a bit of a man child, think he was playing in the PL for Southampton at 17.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5429 on: March 6, 2023, 10:26:24 pm »
Best attacking display by Andy this season. Needs practice with right foot though ;D

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5430 on: March 11, 2023, 05:36:29 pm »
Thought he was poor today, especially alongside Van Dijk for their goal. He just ambled back rather than getting goalside

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5431 on: March 11, 2023, 09:40:36 pm »
Maybe we wouldn't keep getting done on Trent's post if our left-back could stop a cross or pull-back once in a while?

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5432 on: March 12, 2023, 12:17:47 am »
Maybe we wouldn't keep getting done on Trent's post if our left-back could stop a cross or pull-back once in a while?

What is this, a competition for who's the least shit? Robbo had a bad game today and it's certainly not the first time this season. Him, VVD and Trent were garbage today. I've said in VVD's thread it was arguably his worst individual performance in a reds shirt.

But lets please stop blaming everyone else for Trent's shortcomings! 'It's the lack of support from midfield'. 'Trent gets no protection'. 'Robbo doesnt stop a cross so Trent cant defend the back post all the time'. 'He gets no help from Gomez' etc etc. It's so tedious.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5433 on: March 12, 2023, 12:26:14 am »
But lets please stop blaming everyone else for Trent's shortcomings! 'It's the lack of support from midfield'. 'Trent gets no protection'. 'Robbo doesnt stop a cross so Trent cant defend the back post all the time'. 'He gets no help from Gomez' etc etc. It's so tedious.
Ok cool - in that case lets hop over to Allison's thread. I think you should mention Alli's shortcomings and that he is having a bad season given the huge reduction in clean sheets and how many more goals he's conceded.

Allison's obviously on the decline, and anyone who thinks the context of a teams performance matters when discussing football is being tedious

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5434 on: March 16, 2023, 04:18:40 am »
Bumping the Robertson thread ...

Because KloppCorn complained that Robertson's thread was "never bumped".
You're all too fucking serious, the lot of you. Relax, we don't really matter.

Oh, and we should have an in's and out's topic, stickied.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5435 on: March 17, 2023, 12:37:05 pm »
It is weird how much focus is on Trent compared to Robertson though.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5436 on: March 17, 2023, 01:49:10 pm »
Tsimikas needs to be playing more Klopp has badly underused him this season.

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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5437 on: March 25, 2023, 03:51:05 pm »
Does anyone watch the Scottish matches, I see Robbo plays Left wing back for them mostly. How does he fare positionally in both attacking and defensive spaces compared to when he plays Left back for us?
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5438 on: March 26, 2023, 04:33:43 am »
Does anyone watch the Scottish matches, I see Robbo plays Left wing back for them mostly. How does he fare positionally in both attacking and defensive spaces compared to when he plays Left back for us?

So naive. You asking like someone watches Scotland.
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Re: Just Fucking Robertson...
« Reply #5439 on: March 26, 2023, 08:37:31 pm »
So naive. You asking like someone watches Scotland.

Surely we have some Scottish reds, unless they don't watch them either ;D
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