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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43120 on: March 6, 2024, 07:34:08 am »
Just come downstairs and she's watching Eastenders, for fucks sake :butt
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43121 on: March 6, 2024, 07:50:10 am »
Do the Welsh even have a recognised breakfast? Same as a full English but extra salty?

A plate of



And a pint of

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43122 on: March 6, 2024, 09:50:02 am »
Just come downstairs and she's watching Eastenders, for fucks sake :butt

extra grim this week as well, why can't that poor c*nt Whitney have anything nice.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43123 on: March 6, 2024, 09:57:34 am »
Just come downstairs and she's watching Eastenders, for fucks sake :butt

More or less depressing for her than MOTD?
"All the lads have been talking about is walking out in front of the Kop, with 40,000 singing 'You'll Never Walk Alone'," Collins told BBC Radio Solent. "All the money in the world couldn't buy that feeling," he added.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43124 on: March 6, 2024, 10:01:32 am »
Leave this thread and take your square sausage with you!

Also, an Ulster fry is good, but potato bread is pretty weird and massively overrated.

I've had Ulster fry with my breakfast [not even in Ulster], Ulster fry looks like a large slab of spam/luncheon meat?
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43125 on: March 6, 2024, 10:04:36 am »
I've had Ulster fry with my breakfast [not even in Ulster], Ulster fry looks like a large slab of spam/luncheon meat?

No idea what you're eating, but that's not an Ulster fry
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43126 on: March 6, 2024, 10:34:25 am »
extra grim this week as well, why can't that poor c*nt Whitney have anything nice.

I walked in and some woman had a face like a smacked arse, every time she's got it on, its nothing but misery :butt
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43127 on: March 6, 2024, 11:00:01 am »
I walked in and some woman had a face like a smacked arse, every time she's got it on, its nothing but misery :butt

And now they've got MPs on their back for the way they perceive Milton Keynes to be portrayed in the show  :lmao

Surely an MP has better things to be doing for fuck sake
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43128 on: March 6, 2024, 11:00:39 am »
extra grim this week as well, why can't that poor c*nt Whitney have anything nice.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43129 on: March 6, 2024, 11:53:15 am »
Updates that take forever to install, got one on my phone which is only up to 53% complete after updating for a couple of minutes. :butt
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43130 on: March 6, 2024, 01:50:14 pm »
This always seems to happen with work-related entities that you have to access once a year, but companies that modify the login procedures for websites usually with one or more of the following

- Here's an account we had you create two years ago, but login to this section with your old info (oh you mean the info you told me I no longer needed two years ago as I had to create a brand new account) to access anything related to your employer

- Here's an account you created 3 months ago to access work related investments. Even though the format is exactly the same, you need to create a brand new account to actually look at those investments

- Remember the set of work-related investments. We've already told you that you can access your investments by creating a new account, but in the meantime to actually do anything with them you need to set-up yet another account in which we'll ask you some of the most over the top information about your finances that most banks wouldn't even ask

- Your password that we keep saying is not strong enough has now reached 30 characters, but we'll accept a much shorter one because apparently we are unable to comprehend that consecutive and total are not the same thing
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43131 on: March 6, 2024, 09:10:51 pm »
Just come downstairs and she's watching Eastenders, for fucks sake :butt
Could be worse, she could be a Man U supporter.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43132 on: March 6, 2024, 09:21:48 pm »
Could be worse, she could be a Man U supporter.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43134 on: March 6, 2024, 11:01:37 pm »
Updates that take forever to install, got one on my phone which is only up to 53% complete after updating for a couple of minutes. :butt

53% in a couple of minutes? I guess you are too young to appriciate a 28k modem 😂
"All the lads have been talking about is walking out in front of the Kop, with 40,000 singing 'You'll Never Walk Alone'," Collins told BBC Radio Solent. "All the money in the world couldn't buy that feeling," he added.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43135 on: March 7, 2024, 09:06:10 am »
53% in a couple of minutes? I guess you are too young to appriciate a 28k modem 😂

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43136 on: March 7, 2024, 11:47:46 am »
53% in a couple of minutes? I guess you are too young to appriciate a 28k modem 😂

Ahhhh the good old days......BT used to cut off the internet at 12 midnight too on the contract we had in the late 90's - and WiFi - well, what was that?

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43137 on: March 7, 2024, 04:06:46 pm »
Only 55 minutes HMRC have had me on hold so far.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43138 on: March 7, 2024, 05:51:01 pm »
Only 55 minutes HMRC have had me on hold so far.

I was on hold to my bank once for 45 mins then when they answered it cut off.  :no
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43139 on: March 7, 2024, 10:36:13 pm »
Only 55 minutes HMRC have had me on hold so far.

Had the misfortune of suffering that dreaded call earlier this year.  Automated messages go on for ages interspersed with numerous options to press different digits for all sorts of irrelevant stuff.  And they’ve been playing same tune when on hold for years.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43140 on: March 7, 2024, 11:12:29 pm »
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43141 on: March 7, 2024, 11:18:36 pm »
Being at some sort of family event and the inevitable photos come along. You’re there lined up, all the lads, and every female in the family over the age of 40 wants to capture that same image. You end up with 5 different versions of the same photo, and not a single one has every single person looking into the same camera.

The other day we had one taken from a side angle, what is the use in a photograph of 6 people looking in completely different directions?!

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43142 on: March 7, 2024, 11:27:12 pm »
Dickheads doing over 30mph on the pavement whilst riding electric bikes. I was doing 30 in the car today and was undertaken by a hooded knobhead flying past on the pavement, narrowly missing a child in a pushchair.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43145 on: March 8, 2024, 10:47:42 pm »
Drivers!!

Must be a Friday night thing that they all come out to play who can be the stupidest prick or bad driver bingo cos I've had them all tonight on the M62/M6/M56/A55.


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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43146 on: March 9, 2024, 06:55:27 am »
Drivers!!

Must be a Friday night thing that they all come out to play who can be the stupidest prick or bad driver bingo cos I've had them all tonight on the M62/M6/M56/A55.



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« Reply #43147 on: March 9, 2024, 07:00:43 am »
just mancs ;)

East and North Mancs are definitely worse than South Mancs though. 

FFS they were all at it!!

This cold ain't helping neither.  Driving whilst not feeling 100% is not a good idea 😷🤧🤒

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43148 on: March 9, 2024, 07:23:14 am »
East and North Mancs are definitely worse than South Mancs though. 

FFS they were all at it!!

This cold ain't helping neither.  Driving whilst not feeling 100% is not a good idea 😷🤧🤒

I hate all of them roads especially end of the week. For 5 years when I worked over here but lived in Southport, my commute was a nightmare as I had to deal with jam after jam due to the constant crashes, wankers
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« Reply #43149 on: March 9, 2024, 07:35:26 am »
I hate all of them roads especially end of the week. For 5 years when I worked over here but lived in Southport, my commute was a nightmare as I had to deal with jam after jam due to the constant crashes, wankers

I wouldn't normally use them but I was in Castleford till 7pm so it was the quickest way home.

I know what you mean though.  When I worked in Wrightington but lived in Barnsley I'd get on the M6 to go home till I realised how bad the queues were.  Then I started going to the Reebok and getting on the M61 instead, which cuts out all that crap.
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« Reply #43150 on: March 9, 2024, 10:11:38 am »
Our old office was near the M60, I could only go over the Barton to get home, used to take over half an hour to go over the bridge and get on the 62. Most nights the 62 was OK, but some nights it'd be 30 mins to get to the m6, take me over an hour and a half to get home. Over the past 10 years I've seen it get worse and worse.

I'm at IKEA in Warrington picking some shit up, dreading the 62 going home, it'll be full of dickheads going to the Trafford Centre
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43151 on: March 9, 2024, 11:28:41 am »
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43152 on: March 9, 2024, 12:01:00 pm »
Got a cold/sinusitis, feel like I've got a fucking brain tumour
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43153 on: March 9, 2024, 12:03:32 pm »
Got a cold/sinusitis, feel like I've got a fucking brain tumour

I've felt like shit since Monday. Really bad on Tuesday, thought I was recovering on Wednesday so went out drinking on Thursday thinking I'd be fine. Was horrendous yesterday dealing with a hangover on top.
Thankfully not so bad today. Getting a load of Lemsip, co-codamol and whatever else I can find into me today before getting the boat over for the match at 10.30 tonight  :D
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43154 on: March 9, 2024, 12:04:57 pm »
Got a cold/sinusitis, feel like I've got a fucking brain tumour

It's the worst. The majority of the time I have a stuffed up left nostril they have given me a spray for it but it doesn't do much. I had Sinusitis a couple of months ago it was horrible, banging headache, face ache both sides. It's just awful. If it doesn't clear ask for some antibiotics from the doctors, sometimes its the only thing that clears it.
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« Reply #43155 on: March 9, 2024, 12:09:51 pm »
I've felt like shit since Monday. Really bad on Tuesday, thought I was recovering on Wednesday so went out drinking on Thursday thinking I'd be fine. Was horrendous yesterday dealing with a hangover on top.
Thankfully not so bad today. Getting a load of Lemsip, co-codamol and whatever else I can find into me today before getting the boat over for the match at 10.30 tonight  :D

Bloody hell, what time will it dock, about 6:30am?

It's the worst. The majority of the time I have a stuffed up left nostril they have given me a spray for it but it doesn't do much. I had Sinusitis a couple of months ago it was horrible, banging headache, face ache both sides. It's just awful. If it doesn't clear ask for some antibiotics from the doctors, sometimes its the only thing that clears it.

Cheers Jill. Its horrible isn't it.

I got sudafed spray which seemed to clear it, was fine in Tenerife and then had a swim in the pool and it started again. Its a constant pressure under my eyes, doing my head in now.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43156 on: March 9, 2024, 12:16:22 pm »
Bloody hell, what time will it dock, about 6:30am?

Cheers Jill. Its horrible isn't it.

I got sudafed spray which seemed to clear it, was fine in Tenerife and then had a swim in the pool and it started again. Its a constant pressure under my eyes, doing my head in now.

It's nasty alright when it's under the eye, you feel like its going to explode. Have you tried a hot water bottle on the face, wrap it in a towel. I took a bottle to work with me and sat there with it on my face and it did help. Then the tablets finally cleared it off.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43157 on: March 9, 2024, 12:21:58 pm »
Bloody hell, what time will it dock, about 6:30am?

Yeah scheduled for then. I always hope it's delayed by an hour or 2 but it never is  :D
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43158 on: March 9, 2024, 12:33:10 pm »
When people being interviewed start an answer with "yeah, no".

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43159 on: March 9, 2024, 03:44:36 pm »
I got four hours sleep Wednesday night, five hours Thursday night, couldnt get to sleep last night until 4am but thought I could have a lie in until about 12 but next door had the builders in at 8am this morning fixing his porch, hammering and drilling all morning so only four hours kip last night.