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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2520 on: September 7, 2019, 01:48:17 am »
No Friday night footie - the best night for footie?? Fuck's sake how much time off do these primadonnas need???
Well, I've just checked the Saturday, Sunday and Monday fixtures, and our shower can't even be arsed playing this weekend at all.  :-\

This one is on Klopp. I think he's lost his drive and is letting the the club rest on it's laurels after Madrid. We have to hold our hands up here, the Bitters on GoT predicted this decline. On here, we just didn't see it coming.

We really are shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2521 on: September 7, 2019, 11:13:43 am »
Well, I've just checked the Saturday, Sunday and Monday fixtures, and our shower can't even be arsed playing this weekend at all.  :-\

This one is on Klopp. I think he's lost his drive and is letting the the club rest on it's laurels after Madrid. We have to hold our hands up here, the Bitters on GoT predicted this decline. On here, we just didn't see it coming.

We really are shite.

*Shakes Head*   :sad

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Boris says we should ignore the fact we have no PL fixtures this weekend and arrange our own perhaps in the USA. What about the fans Boris? That would cost them a fortune! - Shite
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This Klopp fella, hes not bad is he?

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2522 on: September 7, 2019, 10:03:37 pm »
Well, I've just checked the Saturday, Sunday and Monday fixtures, and our shower can't even be arsed playing this weekend at all.  :-\


You're wrong - they are playing but for different teams...!

It's started! Just as Gary Neville predicted the breakup of the team starts here - give it a couple of months and we'll all be longing for the return of Christian Poulsen...

Shite!!!!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2523 on: September 10, 2019, 09:50:12 am »
Wijnaldum scores again for his national team. How about scoring for us once in a while, Gini. His hearts not in it  :no
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2524 on: September 10, 2019, 11:43:14 am »
No points this weekend!   Shite

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2525 on: September 10, 2019, 06:41:34 pm »
No points this weekend!   Shite
Points, you say? Points??? That's the least of our problems. We haven't managed to climb a single spot in the table since August 17! By the next game it will be almost a month! Let that sink in... Shite!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2526 on: September 10, 2019, 07:05:30 pm »
Klopp obviously lost the dressing room, our players taking tactical instructions from other managers ??

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2527 on: September 11, 2019, 06:32:36 am »
We only maintained our position on the table now because no team managed to get any points this week! I think the boys are getting complacent.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2528 on: September 11, 2019, 07:30:49 am »
Klopp's shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2529 on: September 11, 2019, 08:57:39 am »
Klopp's shite.
Cannot get Gini to score more frequently like Koeman can!
Koeman's a proper manager! Ev were crazy to let him go. Have him over Klopp any day.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2530 on: September 11, 2019, 03:21:03 pm »
Kinell...........goals going in left, right and centre for everyone else bar us...........even Kosovo have scored more in one game than we have in the last fucking week - fucking Kosovo!!!!!! How shite are we?

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2531 on: September 11, 2019, 04:21:43 pm »
Our current manager is just a tactically limited kick and rush merchant whose methods haven't translated from Halmstads to Malmo, to Orebro, to Neuchatel Xamax, to the Swiss national team and many other jobs. So there.
I acknowledge the fact we're a bit shite, as things are, and have been for a while too. And Klopp is what he is.

But certainly we should not ask impossibles of him either? I mean, how many managers have ever reached those heights? I know of only one.

Yes, things are looking rather glum at the moment. But still, a bit unfair imho  :(
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2532 on: September 11, 2019, 04:26:19 pm »
Then again, I always view all things with LFC with rose-colored glasses.

I mean, Klopp himself said he's a normal one, at best. At his job interview with fans no less, when everyone exaggerates the positives and keeps quiet about the negatives.

So yeah- We are where we are   :-[
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2533 on: September 11, 2019, 11:33:00 pm »
So shit we don't even seem to have a thread asking us to predict the next five games. Where's the fun if everyone is going to predict five wins. Shyte.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2534 on: September 12, 2019, 01:04:50 am »
We are so shite, we could only win a cup that had the piss taken out of it at school because it had big ears.  :sad
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2535 on: September 12, 2019, 02:26:13 pm »

“In the last few days he has been out on the pitch to do some catching and footwork, as well as small passing drills.


For crying out loud - as if Alisson hasn't had enough problems without trying out funny tricks with power tools.

I mean, are we so poor that we can't afford any footballs???
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2536 on: September 14, 2019, 02:25:50 pm »
no clean sheet... shite

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2537 on: September 14, 2019, 02:28:27 pm »
Firmino the only number 9 in world football who can't get a goal but still does all the fancy pants flicks et al... Shite! I long for the days of a real number 9 like Andy Carroll, 35-yard piledrivers, yes sir!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2538 on: September 14, 2019, 02:34:07 pm »
You know that old saying that if a shark does not keep moving it dies?. We have stood still in the same spot in the league for five weeks. Our shark is turning in to that one the crap artist had in formaldehyde. Shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2539 on: September 14, 2019, 02:36:53 pm »
Another week gone without winning a single point in the APLT. Ridiculous! We are that shite...
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2540 on: September 14, 2019, 03:03:57 pm »
smashing teams all over the place and Shaqiri can only get on for the last 5 mins or so, manager is shite
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2541 on: September 14, 2019, 07:56:57 pm »
Times were we could beat a side so badly they'd never recover.

Now Norwich go from losing to us to not only beating Newcastle the next week (and by the same score as we have today) but beating Man City as well.

Let's just face it we've lost it...
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2542 on: September 15, 2019, 12:28:43 am »
It's really simple. To become a Champion, you need to win games. Games are won by scoring goals. The two-time Champions, City, have as many goals as points. And what do we have? Four goals short. Shite!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2543 on: September 15, 2019, 03:36:44 am »
We've still not beaten a single fucking team that is above us in the league this season.

We're turning in to Everton.  Or, even worse.... ManUre.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2544 on: September 15, 2019, 09:31:46 am »
Looking at the league table this morning and feeling absolutely devastated. We quite clearly are never going to score more goals than City.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2545 on: September 17, 2019, 10:31:33 pm »
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2546 on: September 18, 2019, 05:31:54 pm »
Couple of reds I work with aren't even glad we played last night. Kept moaning because we lost.

That's our club for you - we're losers and we're moaners.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2547 on: September 18, 2019, 06:27:54 pm »
Well, I'm thinking of jumping ship and supporting Spurs now. I've just heard they are winning.

Bye everyone. Liverpool are shite.  :wanker
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2548 on: September 18, 2019, 06:43:15 pm »
Just look at the last run of fixture, big fat L in the results column.

We are shyte, sort it Jurgen or get to fuck and manage Bayern yer bastard!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2549 on: September 22, 2019, 09:54:46 am »
Well, I'm thinking of jumping ship and supporting Spurs now. I've just heard they are winning.

Bye everyone. Liverpool are shite.  :wanker

Can't even jump ship now but our results follow us like a puppy - more shite to clean up...
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2550 on: September 22, 2019, 07:13:16 pm »
We're a boring negative team and its about time we faced that fact.

Rules of the league are all wrong - it should be decided on goals scored rather than points so the most entertaining team (Man City) wins.

Shite  >:(

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2551 on: September 22, 2019, 07:23:50 pm »
Six games so far and we've beaten none of the teams above us! Klopp and FSG out!

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« Reply #2552 on: September 23, 2019, 09:21:28 am »
Will we ever keep a clean sheet.

WTF is going on
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« Reply #2553 on: September 23, 2019, 09:25:34 am »
And what the fuck is it we can only score from set peices. More than any other team ever...

May as well have Tony Pulis in charge. Klopp out!!!!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2554 on: September 23, 2019, 10:06:15 am »
Just one look at the table tells you everything.

Add the number of games played, to the goal difference, to the points achieved and we're STILL one behind City!!!!

Whichever way you paint it, we're shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2555 on: September 23, 2019, 02:07:34 pm »
the other team in red we aspire to stuffed this lot by 4.

and we even concede a goal.

is it time for the owners to release a statement?

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2556 on: September 23, 2019, 11:08:21 pm »
the other team in red we aspire to stuffed this lot by 4.

and we even concede a goal.

is it time for the owners to release a statement?
Well, it was the owners who let it get to this stage in the first place, so they are shite too.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2557 on: September 24, 2019, 09:07:00 am »
Our so-called amazing central defender can't even win a prize against a has-been who was on the receiving end of a drubbing in a European Champions League semi-final which should have been a shoe-in. Imagine losing 'best player' award to that fuckin messy failure? We're soooo shite. Van Dyk Out!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2558 on: September 24, 2019, 09:11:42 am »
Not to mention not one of our forwards or fullbacks are good enough to get into the FifPro team of the year.

Need to get rid of them too.

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« Reply #2559 on: September 24, 2019, 09:40:30 am »
Not to mention not one of our forwards or fullbacks are good enough to get into the FifPro team of the year.

Need to get rid of them too.
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