Author Topic: Liverpool are shite (Read 513556 times)

gregorio · « **Reply #2480 on:** August 24, 2019, 08:51:13 pm »

At a fucking canter, lazy c*nts

Risto · « **Reply #2481 on:** August 24, 2019, 10:30:40 pm »

Even Roy Hodgson's Crystal Palace is better than us. That much is obvious.

They beat Manu away. The same Manu that thrashed Chelsea 4-0 only two weeks earlier. Liverpool could only take Chelsea to penalties, at our home ground in Istanbul.

Also how we struggle with getting goals. Especially from open play. Needed a corner to open against Arsenal. It wasn't until after the gifted penalty for the second that we managed just the 1 goal after they opened up. This agains an Arsenal side known for its defensive frailty.

Norwich aren't defensive beasts as even Chelsea put 3 past them, and Southampton could be headed for relegation. So once we come against defensive sides I worry how this Liverpool team could possibly score.

No clean sheets so far this season- shite.

Turn the table upside down and Liverpool are bottom. How shite is that?

jason67 · « **Reply #2482 on:** August 24, 2019, 10:39:28 pm »

Quote from: Risto on August 24, 2019, 10:30:40 pm

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Turn the table upside down and Liverpool are bottom. How shite is that?

True, not sure why so many on Sky haven't picked up on it. Shite from the bottom to the top, literally.

Desert Red Fox · « **Reply #2483 on:** August 24, 2019, 10:40:32 pm »

10 first games don't matter, anyway.

Redwhiteandnotblue · « **Reply #2484 on:** August 24, 2019, 11:48:04 pm »

My fantasy team would be 75 points better off of we hadn't conceded stupid late lazy goals. Cachi.

Entropicity · « **Reply #2485 on:** August 25, 2019, 12:51:19 am »

Here we go again, yet to beat a team above us in the table still and we're all contented.

24/7 · « **Reply #2486 on:** August 25, 2019, 08:15:41 am »

Quote from: Entropicity on August 25, 2019, 12:51:19 am

Here we go again, yet to beat a team above us in the table still and we're all contented.

Yup three matches in, we've not progressed and appear to have peaked too early. Relegation zone by Xmas for sure. FSG out!

Rush 82 · « **Reply #2487 on:** August 25, 2019, 08:22:40 am »

Quote from: Entropicity on August 25, 2019, 12:51:19 am

Here we go again, yet to beat a team above us in the table still and we're all contented.

Worrying times.

Can't win leagues if you don't take points off those above you

fredfrop · « **Reply #2488 on:** August 25, 2019, 08:48:11 am »

Gary Neville is the only one who really sees how miserably mediocre we are, all our so called "world class" players made to look ordinary by Arsenal's devastatingly fast forwards.

Korbflechter · « **Reply #2489 on:** August 25, 2019, 09:17:45 am »

Put five past these last season. Inching closer and closer to becoming cannon fodder ourselves. Just glad at least Gary sees. Worrying stuff really.

Red-Soldier · « **Reply #2490 on:** August 25, 2019, 09:21:23 am »

Only 3 points clear at the top!

12 wins on the bounce! Shite!

CHOPPER · « **Reply #2491 on:** August 25, 2019, 07:11:50 pm »

We can't even get the fixtures right, one bloody home game between now and the 5th October. One!

Rubbish.

AJL · « **Reply #2492 on:** August 25, 2019, 09:48:14 pm »

Not even kicked off yesterday and we'd lost the frigging toss !! A 50/50 call and he lost it

Shite

Geezer08 · « **Reply #2493 on:** August 26, 2019, 12:22:25 pm »

If it wasnt for a our structured and planned doping programme we would be rock bottom. How shite are these players and our backroom staff, if we can only win by being dopey?

Utter criminal and shite.

ToneLa · « **Reply #2494 on:** August 31, 2019, 07:38:27 pm »

Can't even keep our primadonna players happy

Bet we sell Sadio to Real Madrid.

FSG have some sorting out to do. Klopp's a fraud, thought he was a man-manager above all else?

Absolutely crap.

24/7 · « **Reply #2495 on:** August 31, 2019, 08:24:27 pm »

Inferior GD to a team behind us?! What the fuck is that about?! Could cost us, that, come the end of the season. Let's get rid of them shite forwards now and get someone like Andy Carroll back before it's too late......we need goalz, laaaaa!

invader_gir · « **Reply #2496 on:** September 1, 2019, 08:10:46 am »

13 wins in a row and still not 13 clean sheets, VVD out! Klopp out! FSG out!

Anthony · « **Reply #2497 on:** September 1, 2019, 12:08:02 pm »

Quote from: Risto on August 24, 2019, 10:30:40 pm

Turn the table upside down and Liverpool are bottom. How shite is that?

Sorry to burst the bubble but that point is classic!

Here's hoping we put a great deal of resource into identifying and analysing the factors behind this issue...

farawayred · « **Reply #2498 on:** September 1, 2019, 06:52:45 pm »

Last season we were on the brink of winning the title, we gave it a good push, everyone was full of hope for this season. But that all started with gaining points in the APLT (https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=343471.0). By week 5 we were 4 points up! This season we are shite! The best we could do is be on zero by week 5. Zero at week 5! Let that sink a bit! Arsenal and City reached positive territories, we never did...

What a regression in only a few months!... Absolute shite!

Son of Spion · « **Reply #2499 on:** September 1, 2019, 09:43:39 pm »

Our own players won't even pass to each other now. Disharmony in the camp. Egos running rife. Can't be arsed getting out of 2nd gear in games now. Oh well, it was good while it lasted.

Gus 1855 · « **Reply #2500 on:** September 1, 2019, 10:18:04 pm »

Quote from: Anthony on September 1, 2019, 12:08:02 pm

Sorry to burst the bubble but that point is classic!

Here's hoping we put a great deal of resource into identifying and analysing the factors behind this issue...

We’re bottom of the table and our fans can only laugh.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiite!

free_at_last · « **Reply #2501 on:** September 2, 2019, 06:01:34 am »

Quote from: farawayred on September 1, 2019, 06:52:45 pm

Last season we were on the brink of winning the title, we gave it a good push, everyone was full of hope for this season. But that all started with gaining points in the APLT (https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=343471.0). By week 5 we were 4 points up! This season we are shite! The best we could do is be on zero by week 5. Zero at week 5! Let that sink a bit! Arsenal and City reached positive territories, we never did...

What a regression in only a few months!... Absolute shite!

How are we expected to win anything when our results are just par for the course. Improvement needed on this shite!

Risto · « **Reply #2502 on:** September 2, 2019, 06:22:48 am »

Even Liverpool's former managers Rodgers and Hodgson are doing better than Klopp.

They have already bagged 3 more points combined than Klopp this season despite managing unfashionable teams like Leicester and Crystal Palace.

Hogdson's side alone has conceded less than Liverpool, while Leicester has kept more home clean sheets this season than Liverpool. Anfield not a fortress like the King Power Stadium.

Very worrying facts those.

gjr1 · « **Reply #2503 on:** September 2, 2019, 09:05:58 am »

I’m fucking sick to death of this fucking shite... same boring football week in, week out

Where’s the excitement? That’s the answer I want to know

Heavy metal football... bollocks is all I say to that

Mighty Zeus · « **Reply #2504 on:** September 2, 2019, 12:11:22 pm »

Quote from: Anthony on September 1, 2019, 12:08:02 pm

Sorry to burst the bubble but that point is classic!

Here's hoping we put a great deal of resource into identifying and analysing the factors behind this issue...

I'm confused what you think the issue is. It's abundantly clear that the problem stems from Liverpool being entirely shite.

24/7 · « **Reply #2505 on:** September 2, 2019, 12:19:41 pm »

We can't even agree on what shite looks like. How fuckin shite is that?!?! Supporters OUT! Get a new lot in - plenty of bums on plastic seats to wave plastic flags for telly - we should learn from the greats like Chelsea.......

M(oaning) B(ecomes) E(mbarrassing) · « **Reply #2506 on:** September 2, 2019, 12:47:41 pm »

That bloody over-rated lump of shite we've got at number 4! European Player of the Year? Do me a big bloody favour will you? When he's as good as Julian Dicks or Phil Babb, you can start singing songs about him BUT NOT UNTIL THEN!!!

ToneLa · « **Reply #2507 on:** September 2, 2019, 01:09:27 pm »

Quote from: MBE on September 2, 2019, 12:47:41 pm

That bloody over-rated lump of shite we've got at number 4! European Player of the Year? Do me a big bloody favour will you? When he's as good as Julian Dicks or Phil Babb, you can start singing songs about him BUT NOT UNTIL THEN!!!

Being European player of the year? Pfft. Let me know when it's the ENGLISH player of the year

And no, any award he's had so far doesn't count til we've left the EU

M(oaning) B(ecomes) E(mbarrassing) · « **Reply #2508 on:** September 2, 2019, 07:13:25 pm »

Quote from: ToneLa on September 2, 2019, 01:09:27 pm

Being European player of the year? Pfft. Let me know when it's the ENGLISH player of the year

And no, any award he's had so far doesn't count til we've left the EU

I know. When he's anywhere near the ball, you can hear the moans starting amongst the fans and if he's getting run at, you can feel the panic rising. How he didn't give it away repeatedly agains a vastly superior Burnley on Saturday night was pure and unadulterated luck. The sort of luck we'll run out of BIG TIME against the likes of (scans table to see who's in the Prem) Villa or Sheff Utd.

kcbworth · « **Reply #2509 on:** September 6, 2019, 09:39:49 am »

You know what. I think it's bloody outrageous that we haven't even managed a single loss in any comp yet. Not even one just a big fat 0. Terrible

CraigDS · « **Reply #2510 on:** September 6, 2019, 09:56:52 am »

Quote from: 24/7 on September 2, 2019, 12:19:41 pm

We can't even agree on what shite looks like. How fuckin shite is that?!?! Supporters OUT! Get a new lot in - plenty of bums on plastic seats to wave plastic flags for telly - we should learn from the greats like Chelsea.......

No need to go as far as Chelsea, we can just invite the plastic flag wavers over the park back into their original home to show us how it’s done.

24/7 · « **Reply #2511 on:** September 6, 2019, 10:41:15 am »

Quote from: Craig 🤔 on September 6, 2019, 09:56:52 am

No need to go as far as Chelsea, we can just invite the plastic flag wavers over the park back into their original home to show us how it’s done.

But Craig, they're learning from the best? Who are we learning from? Nobody! The sheer arrogance of that alone means we're Totally Fuckin' Shite.

ToneLa · « **Reply #2512 on:** September 6, 2019, 11:06:58 am »

Ffs why do I have to bring my own scarf and flags to Anfield

The club should provide. Have something ready on the seat for me

Kuytinho · « **Reply #2513 on:** September 6, 2019, 11:52:23 am »

None of our midfielders nominated for team of the year. We'll never get any where with this Brexit midfield. Shite.

Son of Spion · « **Reply #2514 on:** September 6, 2019, 12:44:24 pm »

Yes, we are shite.

I absolutely guarantee that we won't pick up a single point this weekend.

Barrow Shaun · « **Reply #2515 on:** September 6, 2019, 01:41:38 pm »

Yep, turgid football.

Bobby's complete lack of useful movement, VVD's total lack of command around the box, Fabinho's disinterested, moody, pointless sauntering, Mane's frequent disappearing acts and lack of goals.. etc etc etc... This is 92/93/94 all over again - sleepwalking, zombie football. Never seen such shite. God I miss Babb and Burrows.

Klopp out I say. My beans have gone cold now too.

Hazell · « **Reply #2516 on:** September 6, 2019, 05:24:15 pm »

Quote from: Kuytinho on September 6, 2019, 11:52:23 am

None of our midfielders nominated for team of the year. We'll never get any where with this Brexit midfield. Shite.

In contrast, two of our ex-managers have been nominated for Manager of the Month, should never have let them go. Hodgson departing in particular still rankles.

CraigDS · « **Reply #2517 on:** September 6, 2019, 05:32:51 pm »

Quote from: Foregone Concussion on September 6, 2019, 05:24:15 pm

In contrast, two of our ex-managers have been nominated for Manager of the Month, should never have let them go. Hodgson departing in particular still rankles.

Yup, two of our ex managers compared to only one of our current managers. Shite we are.

Hazell · « **Reply #2518 on:** September 6, 2019, 05:46:11 pm »

Quote from: Craig 🤔 on September 6, 2019, 05:32:51 pm

Yup, two of our ex managers compared to only one of our current managers. Shite we are.

Our current manager is just a tactically limited kick and rush merchant whose methods haven't translated from Halmstads to Malmo, to Orebro, to Neuchatel Xamax, to the Swiss national team and many other jobs. So there.

ToneLa · « **Reply #2519 on:** September 6, 2019, 08:19:00 pm »

No Friday night footie - the best night for footie?? Fuck's sake how much time off do these primadonnas need???