Author Topic: rick parry gets honorary degree (Read 5281 times)

jonnygeeart · « **on:** June 28, 2008, 09:27:20 am »

liverpool university to award our esteem parry with an H.degree for his services to football.What the fuck is that all about?
They obviously didn't consult the majority of Lfc supporters who want to string him up.It's apparent LU don't believe in meritocracy or the services to football refers to the help he has given all other clubs in europe by his incompetent handling of LFC affairs

http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/news/drilldown/N160352080628-0852.htm

The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society · « **Reply #1 on:** June 28, 2008, 09:50:12 am »

Deserves it for bringing Rafa to Liverpool.

anfield · « **Reply #2 on:** June 28, 2008, 09:51:27 am »

Just think if Parry would have had some of Dein's transfer dealings sense....

Quote

"My experience of doing deals in football is if you want somebody, you never leave the scene until you have the guy signed up. Never let the guy leave the room.

"Once you do, somebody else will come in, the price will go up.

"When you are eyeballing somebody, you have to keep that going, camp there, until you finish the deal. If you think you have a chance, you put the lid on the bottle.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/2008/06/28/barwick-blunder-lost-us-big-phil-89520-20624131/

Alf · « **Reply #3 on:** June 28, 2008, 09:58:21 am »

Quote from: The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society on June 28, 2008, 09:50:12 am

Deserves it for bringing Rafa to Liverpool.

He doesn't for who he brought after Rafa.

matthew45 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 28, 2008, 10:17:27 am »

I asked Rick whether they were awarding him a First, 2:1 or a 2:2. He said, "sorry, I don't want to play the numbers game".

The Flying Pig · « **Reply #5 on:** June 28, 2008, 10:26:14 am »

Can you get a degree in clowning?

rocco · « **Reply #6 on:** June 28, 2008, 10:40:35 am »

Quote from: The Flying Pig on June 28, 2008, 10:26:14 am

Can you get a degree in clowning?

Thats more like it

jonnygeeart · « **Reply #7 on:** June 28, 2008, 11:02:34 am »

ah now it makes sense services to the circus

Antony · « **Reply #8 on:** June 28, 2008, 12:02:41 pm »

Holy

Fucking

Shit

jonnygeeart · « **Reply #9 on:** June 28, 2008, 12:08:35 pm »

how he can be rewarded by the uni is beyond me considering the damage he has done to the cities most prized asset

Phoenix06 · « **Reply #10 on:** June 28, 2008, 12:18:07 pm »

I wonder whether Tom Hicks is pissing himself at that.

Either way, whatever the football world says about Parry and what good he has done, Liverpool fans, Tom Hicks, and Dubai Holdings know full well that Parry is in fact a pile of shite.

P.S. David Dein for Anfield!

SallyCinnamon · « **Reply #11 on:** June 28, 2008, 12:34:30 pm »

I spat my morning brew all over the back of my nippers head when i read about this .

The only reason i can think of him getting this worthless bit of paper is down to his input when they set up the PL.

You have to admit that it's probably the best Joke you're gonna hear all weekend.

smicer07 · « **Reply #12 on:** June 28, 2008, 12:43:11 pm »

Done plenty of good things as well as the bad.

hoonin · « **Reply #13 on:** June 28, 2008, 01:39:37 pm »

Quote from: smicer07 on June 28, 2008, 12:43:11 pm

Done plenty of good things as well as the bad.

True, but his stock is rightly very low at the moment. Too many of the clubs current problems have come under his leadership.

jonnygeeart · « **Reply #14 on:** June 28, 2008, 02:22:07 pm »

Quote from: Gareth on June 28, 2008, 01:39:37 pm

True, but his stock is rightly very low at the moment. Too many of the clubs current problems have come under his leadership.

are down to him

gamble · « **Reply #15 on:** June 28, 2008, 03:54:12 pm »

he's just a crap chief exec. nothing personal, but he hasn't ever delivered.

RedBoywonder · « **Reply #16 on:** June 29, 2008, 01:45:17 am »

Piss-take surely?

Totally undeserved.

No666 · « **Reply #17 on:** June 29, 2008, 09:49:27 am »

Makes it hard for Twit to sack him without landing an unfair dismissal claim, don't it?

Maggie May · « **Reply #18 on:** June 29, 2008, 10:52:19 am »

Quote from: SallyCinnamon on June 28, 2008, 12:34:30 pm

The only reason i can think of him getting this worthless bit of paper is down to his input when they set up the PL.

But with so many clubs gagging for it to be done, even a halfwit could have set up the PL.

Oh wait ...........

Helly · « **Reply #19 on:** June 29, 2008, 11:21:53 am »

His degree is in Law, which baffles me.

Maggie May · « **Reply #20 on:** June 29, 2008, 12:25:40 pm »

Quote from: Helly on June 29, 2008, 11:21:53 am

His degree is in Law, which baffles me.

Well Coco's always felt its one law for him and a different law for everyone else.

jonnygeeart · « **Reply #21 on:** June 29, 2008, 12:33:55 pm »

the save my job and big payout law i presume

kingjari · « **Reply #22 on:** June 29, 2008, 01:58:11 pm »

Quote from: matthew45 on June 28, 2008, 10:17:27 am

I asked Rick whether they were awarding him a First, 2:1 or a 2:2. He said, "sorry, I don't want to play the numbers game".

Ha ha ha well put lad.
funny as. Parry getting a honourary degree for services to football is as apprpriate as Mr. Ferguson getting one for services to fair play and sportsmanship !
hillarious.

P.S Did coco have to wear a funny hat like Rafa did recently ?

kopite@m45 · « **Reply #23 on:** June 29, 2008, 06:18:16 pm »

Who says humour is a dying art ?

The Flying Pig · « **Reply #24 on:** June 29, 2008, 08:37:19 pm »

Quote from: kopite@m45 on June 29, 2008, 06:18:16 pm

Who says humour is a dying art ?

Who says Coco's funny?

fry · « **Reply #25 on:** June 30, 2008, 10:27:08 am »

Well in rick!! i would shake your hand but you probably have a buzzer, then squirt me in the eye with your fake flower.

kingjari · « **Reply #26 on:** June 30, 2008, 11:05:45 pm »

Quote from: fry on June 30, 2008, 10:27:08 am

Well in rick!! i would shake your hand but you probably have a buzzer, then squirt me in the eye with your fake flower.

Ha ha

west_london_red · « **Reply #27 on:** June 30, 2008, 11:47:23 pm »

To think i had to study for 3 years and spend/borrow the best part of £30k to get a degree. And all i had to do was fuck up a football club and i could have got one for free!

SteveZissou · « **Reply #28 on:** July 1, 2008, 11:21:05 am »

The standard of education in England reaches a new low

The Flying Pig · « **Reply #29 on:** July 1, 2008, 11:54:56 am »

Quote from: west_london_red on June 30, 2008, 11:47:23 pm

To think i had to study for 3 years and spend/borrow the best part of £30k to get a degree. And all i had to do was fuck up a football club and i could have got one for free!

And that's not including keeping your highly paid job,a half-million quid bonus and a shiny new Ferrari!

WhiteHeat · « **Reply #30 on:** July 1, 2008, 05:52:25 pm »

A clown not far off the dole.

morestellata · « **Reply #31 on:** July 2, 2008, 01:48:25 am »

I might get to shag the pope now.
Unfuckinbelievable.
Anybody else would have been sacked. ThIs TWAT gets a fucking gong. Well I hope it's heavy and you can't swin. Fucking THIEF.
Services to Fucking Ferrari. TWAT.

The Flying Pig · « **Reply #32 on:** July 2, 2008, 08:03:35 pm »

A B.A.(HONS) in "selling the world's best club down the river" no doubt.

i_wun_bite · « **Reply #33 on:** July 3, 2008, 03:57:30 am »

All Hail Coco!

When is it the Yank's turn for the honorary degree?

tezrez · « **Reply #34 on:** July 9, 2008, 01:03:18 am »

It is from the University of Liverpool! that is a clown college anyway haha! Liverpool John Moores would never give that baffoon a degree

HarryLabrador · « **Reply #35 on:** July 9, 2008, 10:48:47 am »

Quote from: tezrez on July 9, 2008, 01:03:18 am

It is from the University of Liverpool! that is a clown college anyway haha! Liverpool John Moores would never give that baffoon a degree

Are you telling me the University of Liverpool is a clown college, especially compared to Liverpool John Moores?

I sincerely hope you were joking!

Author Topic: rick parry gets honorary degree (Read 5281 times)

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