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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #40 on: September 3, 2013, 01:39:42 pm »
I bought a Tottenham shirt and everything, we are that shit.
I got Sakho on the back of it, thinking he'd sign for them .. imagine my disgust when he didn't.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #41 on: September 3, 2013, 01:40:52 pm »
They didnt sign Bangnuts so i will bin them for Tranmere now!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #42 on: September 3, 2013, 01:42:13 pm »
I love following the BBC transfer updates, we always have that player that sneaks in over the line. Except this year. Shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #43 on: September 3, 2013, 01:55:48 pm »
I won't be able to sleep after us not getting a Jim White 'Marquee' signing. Shite  ::)
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #44 on: September 3, 2013, 01:56:42 pm »
And as an aside to my aside’s aside, Liverpool are shite. [/i]

We've loaned him to Stoke, let it go mate.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #45 on: September 3, 2013, 02:00:35 pm »
We couldn't even sign a mop haired over rated dirty elbow throwing head butting over valued over priced player in with only seconds to spare before the transfer window shut.


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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #46 on: September 3, 2013, 02:01:53 pm »
Rodgers OUT! Bring back Hodgson! The ship needs steadying asap!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #47 on: September 3, 2013, 02:05:02 pm »
We're so shite, United knocked us off our fucking "laughing stock of the summer" perch!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #48 on: September 3, 2013, 02:09:30 pm »
So shite, we couldn't even sign a left back whose teeth won't break his spine.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #49 on: September 3, 2013, 02:11:23 pm »
We're so shite, we're shite at moaning - this thread is only two pages long after four hours!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #50 on: September 3, 2013, 02:11:52 pm »
We are a one man 'team'

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #51 on: September 3, 2013, 02:22:39 pm »
I want Roy Hodgson back!  :butt

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #52 on: September 3, 2013, 02:24:20 pm »
How shite are we?
Even Robbie 'strictly come dancing' Savage championed our so-called signings on the deadliest line of days this side of Christmas!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #53 on: September 3, 2013, 02:25:33 pm »
I always knew we were shite. :butt

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #54 on: September 3, 2013, 02:34:50 pm »
Why don't we have a lack of atmopshere at home games? Seriously, all of this singing and flags and scarves, it's meant to sound like a morgue! Look at Chelsea, they know how to have no atmosphere! Our travelling fans always ruin it too, with pyro and singing!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #55 on: September 3, 2013, 02:43:01 pm »
Still shocked we haven't gone for Carlton Cole on a free, only Rodgers would miss out on an opportunity like that

Thing is, as a free agent, we could still sign him.  Club wont pay his wages though.  Joe Kinnear will be on the blower to his agent for sure.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #56 on: September 3, 2013, 02:48:53 pm »
Siqueira went on loan to Benfica when we should have signed him for 12 million and instead got some unheard of left back with dubious 'leaning on things' ability.  Shite

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #57 on: September 3, 2013, 02:51:03 pm »
Why don't we have a lack of atmopshere at home games? Seriously, all of this singing and flags and scarves, it's meant to sound like a morgue! Look at Chelsea, they know how to have no atmosphere! Our travelling fans always ruin it too, with pyro and singing!

Seriously the sooner we get little plastic ones and half and half scarves is the day this club finally wakes up!

Shite, utter, utter shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #58 on: September 3, 2013, 02:51:47 pm »
WTF!!??!!!!!?!!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #59 on: September 3, 2013, 02:55:02 pm »
WTF!!??!!!!!?!!

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We'll just go and follow the latest team that has oil money, then! I'm sure they're crying out for more glory hunters! The supply has gone down since City became rich!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #60 on: September 3, 2013, 02:56:53 pm »
We've loaned him to Stoke, let it go mate.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #61 on: September 3, 2013, 03:06:26 pm »
SHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Really quite poo. Am so surprised that we aren't doing better in the league and we just signed some psg nobody that no one else was in for. I mean come on lfc sort it out.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #62 on: September 3, 2013, 03:34:55 pm »
We couldn't even keep a hold of Suarez. Fucking shite!!


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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #63 on: September 3, 2013, 03:48:03 pm »
If they don't start performing im off to support Chelsea again

I'll start supporting Man Utd.

At least they have a great manager, a true winner.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #64 on: September 3, 2013, 03:50:54 pm »
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #65 on: September 3, 2013, 03:53:39 pm »
Bring back Hodgson

We tried, the dumb twat couldn't open the door.

Typical shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #66 on: September 3, 2013, 03:55:51 pm »
Thing is, as a free agent, we could still sign him.  Club wont pay his wages though.  Joe Kinnear will be on the blower to his agent for sure.

West Ham have played a blinder going in for him again, nothing like they've ever had before. Has the pace and finishing sturridge could only dream of having, and all for free!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #67 on: September 3, 2013, 03:56:48 pm »
We tried, the dumb twat couldn't open the door.

Typical shite.
To be fair, he was excellent when he got here, we made him shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #68 on: September 3, 2013, 04:02:45 pm »

Sterling, Coutinho, excellent haircuts.


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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #69 on: September 3, 2013, 04:02:55 pm »
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #70 on: September 3, 2013, 04:04:47 pm »
Fucking Joke Missed out on our Long term target  http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23948953

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #71 on: September 3, 2013, 04:07:10 pm »
Joke team.

We've not beaten one team above us in the league this season.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #72 on: September 3, 2013, 04:07:25 pm »
That Sturridge. He's such a lump up front. Wish we had got rid of him this summer and brought in Akinfenwa up top. We really need that extra mobility.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #73 on: September 3, 2013, 04:08:05 pm »
There will be blood on the street's because of our failure to sign Galipogos Bangnut.   :butt

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #74 on: September 3, 2013, 04:09:11 pm »
We should have brought Heskey back! After he left us, he became the English Messi!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #75 on: September 3, 2013, 04:09:36 pm »
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #76 on: September 3, 2013, 04:11:24 pm »
There will be blood on the street's because of our failure to sign Galipogos Bangnut.   :butt

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #77 on: September 3, 2013, 04:13:12 pm »
'Siempre es posible' - my eyes have seen the glory...

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #78 on: September 3, 2013, 04:16:33 pm »
This thread is shite.
« Last Edit: September 3, 2013, 04:18:57 pm by FutureWaves »

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #79 on: September 3, 2013, 04:24:33 pm »
One man team - 3 goals all by one player.  Fucking shite.