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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50640 on: January 6, 2019, 12:50:04 am »
the cowboys losing is always funny, so up the seahawks.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50641 on: January 6, 2019, 12:57:06 am »
uhhhhhhh NO. No Dallas. Ever. EVER.

If it was Dallas against the Patriots in the Super Bowl and Tom Brady was going to get another ring......I'd still root for the Patriots.
the cowboys losing is always funny, so up the seahawks.

Just imagine how many shots we'd see of Jerruh looking miserable in his owner's box. Sheer bliss.
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50642 on: January 6, 2019, 12:59:26 am »
he's a large % of the reason it's funny when they lose. sitting there cursing the salary cap.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50643 on: January 6, 2019, 01:11:55 am »
I really don't think the Cowboys are up to snuff. I think the Seahawks will run all over them and then Wilson will finish them off in the air.
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50644 on: January 6, 2019, 01:30:09 am »
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.


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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50645 on: January 6, 2019, 01:31:44 am »
I really don't think the Cowboys are up to snuff. I think the Seahawks will run all over them and then Wilson will finish them off in the air.
decent defensively but offensively struggle in the redzone
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50646 on: January 6, 2019, 01:38:08 am »
That was shocking, his leg was pointing the wrong way!
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50647 on: January 6, 2019, 01:39:56 am »
Sickening injury.
So bloody what? If you watch football to be absolutely miserable then go watch cricket.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50648 on: January 6, 2019, 01:40:26 am »
ow. well that's a pretty graphic ankle breaking there.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50649 on: January 6, 2019, 01:40:57 am »
Christ that looked absolutely horrible, poor guy.
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50650 on: January 6, 2019, 01:41:16 am »
Oh god that was just awful. I was like Joe Buck and didn't notice anything until the replay. Grim.
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50651 on: January 6, 2019, 01:42:16 am »
Carolina had a terrific Playoffs...

Yup last year was fun.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50652 on: January 6, 2019, 01:45:25 am »
Oh god that was just awful. I was like Joe Buck and didn't notice anything until the replay. Grim.

I didn't even see it then. I was trying to work out how his shoulder got dislocated. Probably lucky I didn't look down

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50653 on: January 6, 2019, 01:46:09 am »
Oh god that was just awful. I was like Joe Buck and didn't notice anything until the replay. Grim.
you could see when the play ended that his foot was literally pointing in a 90 degree angle from where it should have been, the replay then confirmed it. Wouldn't want to see that again
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50654 on: January 6, 2019, 01:48:41 am »
That's why Dallas won't win much with Dak. Not accurate enough
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50655 on: January 6, 2019, 01:52:14 am »
Decent two drives from Dallas defensively, Dak needs to get his act together and take advantage though quickly
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50656 on: January 6, 2019, 02:13:33 am »
Can't keep fucking up on offence as eventually Wilson will get you
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50657 on: January 6, 2019, 02:33:45 am »
Unless Mahomes gets injured in training or has a shocker I can't see the Colts getting anything out of the Chiefs in the next round.

They will get plenty out of that horrible Chiefs defence though, so there's more to that matchup than how well Mahomes plays.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50658 on: January 6, 2019, 02:42:55 am »
Unless Mahomes gets injured in training or has a shocker I can't see the Colts getting anything out of the Chiefs in the next round.

With that defense that the Chiefs have, Colts have every chance.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50659 on: January 6, 2019, 02:43:39 am »
They will get plenty out of that horrible Chiefs defence though, so there's more to that matchup than how well Mahomes plays.

Aye, worse QB's than Luck have cut them open. Colts have the better defense. It would no be shocking if Colts beat them

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50660 on: January 6, 2019, 03:33:34 am »
Game is picking up

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50661 on: January 6, 2019, 03:42:57 am »
Christ that looked absolutely horrible, poor guy.

Yep. Horrific injury

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50662 on: January 6, 2019, 04:12:59 am »
Wow! Seattle’s defense completely falls asleep on 3rd and 14 - just a stop forces a field goal. Instead Dallas wins.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50663 on: January 6, 2019, 04:27:51 am »
Awesome! Be surprised if we go any further but well made up with that!
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50664 on: January 6, 2019, 04:28:31 am »
If you're ever sad, re-watch Michael Dickson's attempt at an onside kick at the end there. Fucking hell ;D
it was bizarre, can't really call it an onside kick
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50665 on: January 6, 2019, 04:44:09 am »
it was bizarre, can't really call it an onside kick

He probably wasn't expecting to do one to be fair.
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50666 on: January 6, 2019, 04:48:11 am »
Seattle with constant carson runs going absolutely nowhere and whenever they threw (rarely) they had success. So weird. Let russell wilson do his thing.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50667 on: January 6, 2019, 10:45:48 am »
in the battle of a couple of 10-6 teams in similar form, the home team won. I'm not calling that a great surprise.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50668 on: January 6, 2019, 11:24:28 am »
So I feel asleep for a while near the end of the 2nd quarter and at HT decided to go to bed and maybe watching it on a tablet on Sky Go, but I didn't even manage that.
Woke up to see a bunch of guys on Twitter like Warren Sharp screaming about how bad a game plan that was from Seattle.

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One of the worst called games w a good QB I can remember.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50669 on: January 6, 2019, 12:00:23 pm »
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50670 on: January 6, 2019, 12:18:54 pm »
uhhhhhhh NO. No Dallas. Ever. EVER.

If it was Dallas against the Patriots in the Super Bowl and Tom Brady was going to get another ring......I'd still root for the Patriots.
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50671 on: January 6, 2019, 12:23:42 pm »
We all root for the New England Patriots!

Fuck that, horrific idea.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50672 on: January 6, 2019, 12:26:36 pm »
He probably wasn't expecting to do one to be fair.
according to Joe Buck, both he and the regular kicker had been practicing inside kicks
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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50673 on: January 6, 2019, 12:28:04 pm »
We all root for the New England Patriots!


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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50674 on: January 6, 2019, 12:34:21 pm »
according to Joe Buck, both he and the regular kicker had been practicing inside kicks

He didn't look like he had heavily practiced field goals, let alone onside kicks, in any case the new rules have fairly fucked up the chances of the kicking sides as it is.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50675 on: January 6, 2019, 12:36:33 pm »
Whoever wins tonight, next week's game in NE will be interesting. Patriots unbeaten at home, but the chargers are brilliant away from home and Baltimore are just dangerous.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50676 on: January 6, 2019, 12:36:33 pm »
We all root for the New England Patriots!

The only way that will happen is if it's the Armageddon and the Patriots are playing a best eleven from hell for the survival of the world. And even then it's a 50-50 decision... ;)

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50677 on: January 6, 2019, 12:39:28 pm »
nelson has lived up to all the hype that he got pre-draft in his first season.

completely one-sided this.

I remember Doug Farrar saying on Twitter that the Colts picked the best player on the draft and I was like "Yeah man, thanks for the backhanded compliment". Well... A) he meant it B) he was probably right

Seeing our OL play like that in pass pro, our fatsos and RBs getting to the second level is truly a joy to behold cause of the shit we saw down the years from the previous regime. Luck has Hilton playing on one leg, Ebron in the end zone and the rest of the targets are journeymen.

We don't have world beaters on our D bar an outstanding rookie in Leonard (who is still learning of course and will miss plays) yet the scheme from Eberflus gets the most of the team and has helped unearth Desir and Kenny Moore. Unfortunately we will miss him to a head coaching job.

Draft needs to be about pass rusher(s) and DBs and a WR.
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Messi in fact doesn't have a recognizable trait.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50678 on: January 6, 2019, 01:58:11 pm »
I'm still trying to figure out that supposed onside kick at the end. One of the dumbest things I've ever seen.

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Re: The NFL Thread
« Reply #50679 on: January 6, 2019, 03:15:10 pm »
Messi in fact doesn't have a recognizable trait.