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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #11640 on: March 26, 2024, 06:39:04 pm »
Is there enough demand for corporate hosptality in the North West and Merseyside for Everton to cash in here?
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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #11641 on: March 26, 2024, 07:57:05 pm »
The Everton touch.  Brought to you by Jordan Pickford
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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #11642 on: March 26, 2024, 08:28:47 pm »
I've said it before, but I think if he played for any of the top clubs they think he's good enough for he'd be a total liability. He's The Shite's best player.

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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #11643 on: March 26, 2024, 08:41:54 pm »
I've said it before, but I think if he played for any of the top clubs they think he's good enough for he'd be a total liability. He's The Shite's best player.

He's ideal for Everton. Lots of shots for camera saves, a low block defence and just boot it up the pitch.

Southgate isn't much better the way he sets up.
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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #11644 on: March 26, 2024, 09:09:51 pm »
He's ideal for Everton. Lots of shots for camera saves, a low block defence and just boot it up the pitch.

Southgate isn't much better the way he sets up.

Southgate knows his limitations. Pickford thinks he's the dog's bollocks.
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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #11645 on: March 26, 2024, 10:48:48 pm »
:D

They could  do a deal with Odour-eaters for naming rights.

Eau  de Sewage 😂

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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #11646 on: Yesterday at 07:05:38 am »
I mean it’s Eau d’ toilette.

No need to do anything else with it.
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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #11647 on: Yesterday at 08:11:04 am »
Pickford. Jings!! Hahaha, he must be a bit scottish, we usually have the terrible goalies...hahahaha
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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #11648 on: Yesterday at 12:49:59 pm »
I've said it before, but I think if he played for any of the top clubs they think he's good enough for he'd be a total liability. He's The Shite's best player.

Agreed, Onana is a clown but M** U dodged a bullet by not signing Pickford.
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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #11649 on: Yesterday at 01:13:30 pm »
The Everton touch.  Brought to you by Jordan Pickford

They said on commentary last night it's the first mistake he's made that has led to a goal while playing for England.

Didn't he try to 'save' a shot/cross that was going well wide, put it out for a corner which Colombia scored from in the 2018 world cup to take it to extra time? That's a pretty significant mistake in my book.
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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #11650 on: Yesterday at 01:42:08 pm »
Eau  de Sewage 😂


They have a range


Eau de Boo No. 1995


and


Eau de Poo No. 2025


and


Eau de Fewm No. 1995-2024


and


Eau de Shite No. 1972-1984 and No. 1987-2024


and


Eau de Oligarch 2106


and

Eau De Seduction No. 2016


and


Eau de Deduction No. 2024



and




Eau de Debt No. 777
 
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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #11651 on: Yesterday at 01:49:27 pm »

They have a range


Eau de Boo No. 1995


and


Eau de Poo No. 2025


and


Eau de Fewm No. 1995-2024


and


Eau de Shite No. 1972-1984 and No. 1987-2024


and


Eau de Oligarch 2106


and

Eau De Seduction No. 2016


and


Eau de Deduction No. 2024



and




Eau de Debt No. 777

Once I realised Eau de Guard works but is unrelated I cannot think of anything else !
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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #11652 on: Yesterday at 01:52:02 pm »

They have a range


Eau de Boo No. 1995


and


Eau de Poo No. 2025


and


Eau de Fewm No. 1995-2024


and


Eau de Shite No. 1972-1984 and No. 1987-2024


and


Eau de Oligarch 2106


and

Eau De Seduction No. 2016


and


Eau de Deduction No. 2024



and




Eau de Debt No. 777
 
Eua de Kid Lobbers No. 2018

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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #11653 on: Yesterday at 01:54:57 pm »
Once I realised Eau de Guard works but is unrelated I cannot think of anything else !


Quick, delete it and insert in the Arsenal thread, no-one will notice
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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #11654 on: Yesterday at 03:57:50 pm »
It really is a special kind of genius that Everton have.

The first club to build a new stadium, and be worse off after they’ve built it because they’ve spent so much money on it that the debts cost so much to service that they’re bigger than the revenue of the stadium..

Put that on yer wall.
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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #11655 on: Yesterday at 04:14:32 pm »
I've said it before, but I think if he played for any of the top clubs they think he's good enough for he'd be a total liability. He's The Shite's best player.

This past summer several PL clubs including Man Utd, Spurs and Chelsea were in the market for new keepers and none even tested the waters despite Everton's finances being common knowledge. Says all you need to know

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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #11656 on: Yesterday at 04:22:23 pm »
This past summer several PL clubs including Man Utd, Spurs and Chelsea were in the market for new keepers and none even tested the waters despite Everton's finances being common knowledge. Says all you need to know


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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #11657 on: Yesterday at 04:25:17 pm »

He'll make a good fossil

T rex or carnotaurus?

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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #11658 on: Yesterday at 05:00:04 pm »
T rex or carnotaurus?


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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #11660 on: Yesterday at 10:52:01 pm »
Once I realised Eau de Guard works but is unrelated I cannot think of anything else !
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