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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1440 on: October 11, 2020, 09:12:30 pm »
I like Hatton. He’s like me but with talent 😂
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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1441 on: October 13, 2020, 03:24:07 pm »
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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1442 on: October 13, 2020, 03:36:54 pm »
I like Hatton. He’s like me but with talent 😂
Always jabbering away at himself

He's a Red also who has helped with the Anne Williams golf day in recent years.

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1443 on: October 23, 2020, 02:30:54 am »
I see Rory is imploding on a Thursday now 😂


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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1444 on: October 23, 2020, 10:24:43 am »
Three titleast balls for £15 is not on my radar. Sadly. That's about my average balls per round lost.

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1445 on: October 23, 2020, 10:26:20 am »
Three titleast balls for £15 is not on my radar. Sadly. That's about my average balls per round lost.

You a strictly 9 hole man like myself then?

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1446 on: November 1, 2020, 06:30:16 pm »
Not sure whether people have seen this, but it may be of interest?

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A petition has been started to exempt golf courses from the list of venues required to close due to Covid-19.

If you would like to sign it or forward it on to your members and visitors, please use this URL:

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/309851

As this petition already has 100,000 signatures, it will be considered for debate in Parliament and we want to put as much pressure on government as possible with over 1 million signatures. Time is of the essence!

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1447 on: November 1, 2020, 07:07:39 pm »
Fwiw.. received an email contest to pick the winner and second place finisher for The Masters.

I went with Xander Schauffele. Second-- Patrick Reed.
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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1448 on: November 1, 2020, 08:26:58 pm »
Not sure whether people have seen this, but it may be of interest?

RECEIVED FROM UK GOLF FEDERATION

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A petition has been started to exempt golf courses from the list of venues required to close due to Covid-19.

If you would like to sign it or forward it on to your members and visitors, please use this URL:

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/309851

As this petition already has 100,000 signatures, it will be considered for debate in Parliament and we want to put as much pressure on government as possible with over 1 million signatures. Time is of the essence!

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Has over 238,000 signatures already.

Edit, the petition has gone past 240,000 signatures.
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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1449 on: November 1, 2020, 09:39:39 pm »
Great to see Darren Clarke winning the seniors. Boy, he looked to have spent his entire lockdown at Weatherspoons.

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1450 on: November 1, 2020, 10:29:23 pm »
Has over 238,000 signatures already.

Edit, the petition has gone past 240,000 signatures.

Really? 220k when I looked, its now surpassed 250k! Actually when I look around at the Covid measures being introduced, its probably one of the safest activities that you can do. Obviously the clubhouses are going to have to shut, but there's nothing to stop it being setup like it was just after lockdown as 2-balls and people were just going from the car park to the course. Tee times were spread out and people were asked not to mix with other groups, which you don't tend to do on the course anyway. At the end of the day, there was no point in mixing after the round if the bar was shut!
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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1451 on: November 2, 2020, 12:37:54 pm »
Great to see Darren Clarke winning the seniors. Boy, he looked to have spent his entire lockdown at Weatherspoons.

Just watched him sink the winning putt and he was delighted. Def looks like he is on the DeChambeau fitness regime as svelte as a walrus lol. I say he had a few pints last night as well but no harm in losing a few pounds as he was breathing like he just finished a marathon when he did his interview.
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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1452 on: November 20, 2020, 12:14:56 pm »
Wow, six years since his last win on tour, it's wonderful to see Camillo Villegas back at the top of the leaderboard.

His 2 year old daughter died of cancer in July.  Looks like him and his missus are trying to put their life back together.  I can only begin to imagine what they went through.   A nice article on the PGA tour website.

https://www.pgatour.com/long-form/2020/11/19/the-healing-has-begun-camilo-villegas-maria-villegas-daughter-mia-memory-lives-on.html

Brilliant player who was touted to do great things that never truly materialized.  Still won 4 PGA events like and a couple of big ones in 2008.  He's 38 now but still time to make his mark again.

Great to see him back.  Hope he can carry this into the weekend and beyond.

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1453 on: November 20, 2020, 12:37:25 pm »
Wow, six years since his last win on tour, it's wonderful to see Camillo Villegas back at the top of the leaderboard.

His 2 year old daughter died of cancer in July.  Looks like him and his missus are trying to put their life back together.  I can only begin to imagine what they went through.   A nice article on the PGA tour website.

https://www.pgatour.com/long-form/2020/11/19/the-healing-has-begun-camilo-villegas-maria-villegas-daughter-mia-memory-lives-on.html

Brilliant player who was touted to do great things that never truly materialized.  Still won 4 PGA events like and a couple of big ones in 2008.  He's 38 now but still time to make his mark again.

Great to see him back.  Hope he can carry this into the weekend and beyond.

Echo the sentiments Pete, great to see it. First really good South American golfer I can remember.
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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1454 on: November 20, 2020, 12:41:48 pm »
Echo the sentiments Pete, great to see it. First really good South American golfer I can remember.

Angel Cabrera is the one that comes to mind for me, but Villegas is a nice player. Think putting often let him down if I’m not wrong. Great to see him swinging it nicely again though, after what’s happened.

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1455 on: November 20, 2020, 01:29:13 pm »
Angel Cabrera is the one that comes to mind for me, but Villegas is a nice player. Think putting often let him down if I’m not wrong. Great to see him swinging it nicely again though, after what’s happened.

Ah yes I knew I was forgetting someone. Cabrera, what a guy, still the only South American major champion.
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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1456 on: November 20, 2020, 02:32:52 pm »
Ah yes I knew I was forgetting someone. Cabrera, what a guy, still the only South American major champion.
Saw him played at the World Cup for his country. His drive was just a yard or 2 shorter than Tiger at the same competition. And this was when Tiger was in his early 20s and Cabrera wasn’t a household name yet.

I was remarking to the guy next to me, “this chubby player is long”!

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1457 on: November 20, 2020, 07:46:19 pm »
Ah yes I knew I was forgetting someone. Cabrera, what a guy, still the only South American major champion.
Roberto DeVicenzo of Argentina won the '67 Open.

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1458 on: November 21, 2020, 02:52:30 pm »
Cabrera's record is pretty insane

3 PGA tour wins.  2 of them Majors!!!

Wonder why we never saw him at Augusta last week?  He's been playing the seniors tour lately so he's still active.  Was in California end of September.  Maybe went back home and got stuck because of C19?

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1459 on: November 21, 2020, 03:37:50 pm »
Saw him played at the World Cup for his country. His drive was just a yard or 2 shorter than Tiger at the same competition. And this was when Tiger was in his early 20s and Cabrera wasn’t a household name yet.

I was remarking to the guy next to me, “this chubby player is long”!

Hes had wrist surgery

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1461 on: December 6, 2020, 11:48:45 am »
Peter Alliss has passed away. Grew up with his voice on all golf i watched. Very sad. RiP

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Re: The Golf Thread
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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1464 on: December 6, 2020, 12:21:51 pm »
He was to golf what Murray walker was to F1. The voice of golf.when I was growing up. I won't forget his commentary of Jean Van de Velde when he imploded on I think the 18th at Carnoustie.

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1465 on: December 6, 2020, 12:33:28 pm »
Sad news.

Definitely a voice I grew up listening to as you say, much like Murray Walker, Peter O’Sullivan, Ray French and all the other Grandstand stalwarts!

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1466 on: December 6, 2020, 01:03:52 pm »
I’m paraphrasing a little but he once said on commentary

And here comes Corey Pavin strinding up the 18Th. Known as crazy to his friends

Another voice gone from my childhood

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1467 on: December 6, 2020, 02:04:35 pm »
Peter Alliss has passed away. Grew up with his voice on all golf i watched. Very sad. RiP
All these faces and voices that I grew up with are sadly no longer with us, he was to golf what Ted Lowe was to snooker, Murray Walker to motor racing, David Coleman to athletics, Dan Maskell tennis and although not a big horse racing fan, Peter O'Sullevan to that sport.

Peter Allis was not everyone's cup of tea but he had such a comforting voice, it was almost like he was sitting in the same room as you and he was speaking only to you.

Today's modern commentators simply don't have that ability.

RIP Peter, you will be missed
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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1468 on: December 6, 2020, 02:24:46 pm »
Absolute legend.  He was president of my golf club and always turned out for events and his annual President's Dinner where he awarded the trophies for the previous season.  He was a superb raconteur and was truly the voice of golf. RIP.
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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1469 on: December 6, 2020, 02:50:49 pm »
Sad news. Always brilliant and could make the most mundane of subjects sound interesting.
Head and shoulders the best commentator golf has ever had. Puts what we have in the US to shame

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1470 on: December 6, 2020, 04:21:25 pm »
RIP Peter

Loved his commentary when The Open rolled around.
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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1471 on: December 6, 2020, 04:31:05 pm »
Ah this explains why I couldn't find a thread...


I echo the sentiments here.

Such sad news :(

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1472 on: December 6, 2020, 08:04:42 pm »
At least they wont be rolling him out for comms anymore.  Should've retired about 15 years ago.
Fucking bellend. Have some class.
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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1473 on: December 6, 2020, 08:15:56 pm »
Fucking bellend. Have some class.

Wasn't sure how to respond to the original quote but you've hit the nail on the head  ;)

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1474 on: December 6, 2020, 08:19:47 pm »
Sad news. Always brilliant and could make the most mundane of subjects sound interesting.
Head and shoulders the best commentator golf has ever had. Puts what we have in the US to shame

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1475 on: December 6, 2020, 09:48:18 pm »
Shame although I respectfully disagree with your last sentence.

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1476 on: December 6, 2020, 11:06:38 pm »
Sad to hear and that he didn't get his planned retirement at the cancelled Open this year or next at St Andrews. Like Des Lynam, he had such a comforting natural ease at filling inevitable breaks in play with amusing quips, observations and stories, rather than just churn out boring meaningless stats like every other commentator other than Feherty.

Sure he wasn't of the PC generation, but I once heard a story about him at some USPGA/R&A (or possibly Ryder Cup?) meeting where the Americans were being petty or difficult over some minor agenda item and he sat quietly before standing up and to stunned silence snapped something along the lines of "the trouble with you Yanks is you've never had bombs dropped on your fucking houses. If you had, then maybe you'd behave differently".
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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1477 on: December 7, 2020, 12:42:39 am »
All the badge kissing in the world don't make up for the fact that they are, frankly, not Liverpool Football Club. It's not their fault. Its just how it is.

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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1478 on: December 7, 2020, 11:43:19 pm »
All these faces and voices that I grew up with are sadly no longer with us, he was to golf what Ted Lowe was to snooker, Murray Walker to motor racing, David Coleman to athletics, Dan Maskell tennis and although not a big horse racing fan, Peter O'Sullevan to that sport.

Peter Allis was not everyone's cup of tea but he had such a comforting voice, it was almost like he was sitting in the same room as you and he was speaking only to you.

Today's modern commentators simply don't have that ability.

RIP Peter, you will be missed
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Re: The Golf Thread
« Reply #1479 on: December 22, 2020, 12:14:02 am »
I little video with Bryson and long drive Champ Kyle Berkshire on how to increase club head speed.

Or, here's  how to carry 302 yards with an 8 iron... :o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMj_nd8Ygec&t=4s
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