Topic: The Jordan Pickford thread

[rafathegaffa83]

If he was any decent sort of keeper, he either bats the initial shot out for a corner or maybe catches it. His lack of awareness is incredible. To be sold in the summer at a loss. Surely

[Cu Chulainn]

Surely Jonas Lossl deserves a game? He's not brilliant either but for Huddersfield he was a bloody sight better than this clown!

[CHOPPER]

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[Lush is the best medicine...]

for those who haven’t seen this yet there is a bit just before where he backs into the post

[FiSh77]

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[Tobelius]

I bet there's a lot of [poor language removed] going on his thread on GOT.. 

[Lush is the best medicine...]

I bet there's a lot of [poor language removed] going on his thread on GOT.. 

He's like that 13 year old keeper in that Michael Owen soccer school thing with Big Nev.

He reminds me of a little excitable kid who we have put down jumpers for posts and he dives around trying to look spectacular.

I hope we can Brexit this galoot back to Sunderland

Learn to PUNCH you bellend.

I have just come into thread to say [Poor language removed] off Pickford. Ta.

Rather sign jagielka and put him in net for rest of season

WTF IS HE DOING STANDING IN THE NET

Hopefully some other idiot club will buy him

I can't be doing with this flappy armed twot

[mikeb58]

To be sold in the summer at a loss.

Sadly, our loss!

[ABZ Rover]

Just what the fuck does he think he is doing???

Keeper basics, “see that white line Jordan......”

[LanceLink!!!!!]

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[thegoodfella]

Your best work ever Capon.

[Kopenhagen]

Need a media offensive now - will Ancelotti be slated like Pep for benching England's Brave Lion No. 1?

[Dim Glas]

[Lush is the best medicine...]

If he was any decent sort of keeper, he either bats the initial shot out for a corner or maybe catches it. His lack of awareness is incredible. To be sold in the summer at a loss. Surely

whos going to buy him though, unless he has a great euros they’re stuck with him

[jillcwhomever]

They've taken it well then....

[Filler.]

In his defense... he does make 5 saves there.

[redgriffin73]

That last one killed me

[LanceLink!!!!!]

Needs to be dubbed with Benny Hill music

[Kopenhagen]

whos going to buy him though, unless he has a great euros they’re stuck with him

Someone loaned Roberto from WHU. There's hope for him yet.

[Father Ted]

Does that first one hit him the face? Fair play, Norman Wisdom couldn't manage so many pratfalls and disaster's in one ten second period.

[ABZ Rover]

The useless c*nt still can’t keep hold of it when he’s stood two yards behind his line.

Serious question; how the hell is this sack of shyte a “professional” footballer?

[Lush is the best medicine...]

Someone loaned Roberto from WHU. There's hope for him yet.

loan though, will still be on the hook for his wages

[So… Howard Philips]

Surely Jonas Lossl deserves a game? He's not brilliant either but for Huddersfield he was a bloody sight better than this clown!

They should give Lossi a game in the FA cup.

[Lush is the best medicine...]

They've taken it well then....

yup

Thinks he's Gordon Banks.

Gordon Banks would do better for us to be honest and he's been dead a year.

And the funny thing is he’s right

[Samie]

I know English goal keeping talent ain't great but there's a few better than this dinosaur:

Pope
Henderson
Heaton
Lonergan

[elbow]

Has he been tested for LSD consumption during games?

[redgriffin73]

They should give Lossi a game in the FA cup.

[stoopid yank]

Everyone see all of the Henderson saves from the City/ Shef U game? How is he not England's #1 yet over this clown?

[didi shamone]

If he was any decent sort of keeper, he either bats the initial shot out for a corner or maybe catches it. His lack of arms is incredible. To be sold in the summer at a loss. Surely

Fixed that

[MrGrumpy]

Modified

I know English goal keeping talent ain't great but there's a few better than this dinosaur:

Pope
Dean Henderson
Heaton
Foster
Forster
Butland
McCarthy
Bentinelli
Gunn
Lonergan
Martin
Carson
Johnstone
Fielding
The ghost of Gordon Banks
Pickford

[DonkeyWan]

Hot Shot Hamish, alive and well and playing for Newcastle.

[leroy]

When that shot goes in they have three (3!) players behind the line. Amazing.

[Flaccido Dongingo]

His wee dive into the goal at a non-existent shot just prior to the goal had me in a crease laughing

[Statto Red]

[Son of Spion]

It all went so wrong for him after that dig at the best 'keeper in the world. 

I keep saying this; but never mess with karma. 

[Peabee]

Well, he hasn’t. Alisson had that blunder, then learned from it. Pickford adds a new one every month it seems.

[harleydanger]

Get this on a banner

[afc tukrish]

It all went so wrong for him after that dig at the best 'keeper in the world. 

I keep saying this; but never mess with karma. 

Deep pockets, short karma?

[Statto Red]

The funniest part is, he actually thinks he's saved it even though he's miles behind the line

[kavah]

The poor bugger always has a nightmare against us and Newcastle