Some crackers in here.
A female character goes to visit a sick mother in Birmingham and returns 3 weeks later with a suntan which looks like she’s been lying on a Dubai beach for a fortnight.
A random guy turns up at the local garage and demonstrates he can open the bonnet of a car. Hey Presto..he’s instantly given a mechanics job (usually on a trial basis that always turns permanent)
Someone asks for a bottle of lager and never gets asked by the barperson “which lager?”
A character leaving the street through the tube/tram exit won’t be seen ever again
If your a lowly uniformed PC in a Yorkshire village you will still head up the hunt for a serial killer.
A tense high stakes Poker game will always result in the hero character having 4 of a kind but still getting beat by a straight flush