Author Topic: North and South Korea Vow to End Hostilities in Historic Accord  (Read 80785 times)

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The deployment began two or three years ago and seven 7,000-strong divisions are now in place, an unidentified senior government official told Yonhap news agency.

"The threat that North Korea may infiltrate special forces for limited warfare has become real," the agency quoted a separate senior defence ministry official as saying.

The defence ministry refused to confirm the Yonhap report, but President Lee Myung-Bak discussed the North's special warfare capabilities at an unprecedented meeting Tuesday with 150 top officers from all armed services.

At the meeting, Mr Lee hinted strongly that the North was involved in the sinking of a South Korean warship with the loss of 46 lives near the disputed sea border on March 26.

Suspicions are growing that the 1,200-tonne ship was hit by a torpedo from the communist state, which has denied involvement.

Mr Lee said the South must be better prepared to tackle "asymmetric" military threats including special warfare units.

A defence ministry report in 2008 said the North - learning lessons from the Iraq war - had strengthened its special warfare capability by augmenting light infantry units and enhancing their street warfare, night-time and mountaineering training.

The North has about 180,000 special forces, it said, adding they would be used for "multifarious types of attacks and mixed warfare" against the South.

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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #1 on: May 5, 2010, 09:44:55 am »
very interesting, is the dictator looking for a lasting image before his passing
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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #2 on: May 5, 2010, 10:57:09 am »
when you lose control, start a war...
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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #3 on: May 5, 2010, 10:59:37 am »
C'est la vie.

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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #4 on: May 5, 2010, 11:35:00 am »
Suspicions of a torpedo, surely they must know?

Sounds a bit like Polish incursions in 1939 this. 
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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #5 on: May 5, 2010, 11:42:14 am »
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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #6 on: May 5, 2010, 12:11:05 pm »
dont they usually do this once a week? then south korea gives them a bag of oranges or whatever it is they want this time then they go quiet

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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #7 on: May 5, 2010, 09:29:21 pm »
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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #8 on: May 5, 2010, 10:06:21 pm »
Looks like muscle flexing by Kim Dung. North Korea's military is poorly equipped and would get crushed from an aerial bombardment by the South backed up by the US.

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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #9 on: May 5, 2010, 10:14:15 pm »
when you lose control, start a war...

Is right. This reminds me of the quote, Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. by Isaac Asimov.
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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #10 on: May 5, 2010, 10:14:30 pm »
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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #11 on: May 5, 2010, 10:20:29 pm »
Looks like muscle flexing by Kim Dung. North Korea's military is poorly equipped and would get crushed from an aerial bombardment by the South backed up by the US.

Turkey shoot.

Reckon S Korea will have enough about them to counter of N Korea, but if the US get involved, all of a sudden N Korea will find them selves with a couple of Allies. Extremely unstable and unpredictable enemies of the enemy to boot.
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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #12 on: May 5, 2010, 10:22:24 pm »
All they need now is a half decent manager.

That Guus Hiddink should be good.
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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #13 on: May 5, 2010, 10:36:41 pm »
Is right. This reminds me of the quote, Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. by Isaac Asimov.

yeah bet he wore specs
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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2010, 03:45:56 pm »
Looks like muscle flexing by Kim Dung. North Korea's military is poorly equipped and would get crushed from an aerial bombardment by the South backed up by the US.

Turkey shoot.

Well, it's official. N Korea torpedoed a S Korea ship. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/asia_pacific/10129703.stm

So, when will I get deployed to Korea?

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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2010, 03:50:59 pm »
Stupid North Korean dictators. They must be some of the most evil depraved debauched scumfucks in the entire world. I'd send in the A-Team or Hit Girl or Rambo or some of those special ops teams that always star in movies to assassinate every single government official in the DPRK.
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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2010, 04:06:26 pm »
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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2010, 04:51:56 pm »
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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2010, 04:56:44 pm »
Well, it's official. N Korea torpedoed a S Korea ship. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/asia_pacific/10129703.stm

So, when will I get deployed to Korea?

Nice, so maybe there'll be a Munich-type event in South Africa, taking revenge?
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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2010, 05:54:20 pm »
So, when will I get deployed to Korea?

Like I told you before, you can hide under my couch if it gets serious.

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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #20 on: May 25, 2010, 07:31:49 pm »
If they're gonna have a war can they please wait until after the World Cup? I don't want it to be disrupted by politics and shit. Thanks.
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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #21 on: May 25, 2010, 07:40:26 pm »
If they're gonna have a war can they please wait until after the World Cup? I don't want it to be disrupted by politics and shit. Thanks.


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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #22 on: May 26, 2010, 10:03:00 am »
They should kick North Korea out of the world cup
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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #23 on: May 26, 2010, 10:47:58 am »
They should kick North Korea out of the world cup
That's just the wrong way to look at things GBF.

They should hold a steel cage match between the 2 teams on the opening day instead.

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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #24 on: May 26, 2010, 11:15:08 am »
They should kick North Korea out of the world cup

Why? It's not like they're broadcasting the matches in North Korea anyways, not even their own matches. Only edited highlights of North Korea's matches will be shown on a delay on the national propaganda channels.

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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #25 on: May 26, 2010, 11:31:10 am »
That's just the wrong way to look at things GBF.

They should hold a steel cage match between the 2 teams on the opening day instead.
Why? It's not like they're broadcasting the matches in North Korea anyways, not even their own matches. Only edited highlights of North Korea's matches will be shown on a delay on the national propaganda channels.

I know it sounds a bit drastic or extreme, but it is probably the only way to avoid a possible 1972 Munich episode
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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #26 on: May 26, 2010, 11:44:24 am »
I know it sounds a bit drastic or extreme, but it is probably the only way to avoid a possible 1972 Munich episode


There won't be a Munich incident. North Korea are slightly insane but if they bring any kind of real trouble to the region China will slap them round like a ginger stepchild. Even Kim Il-Jung isn't stupid enough to annoy them.
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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #27 on: May 26, 2010, 11:45:36 am »
There won't be a Munich incident. North Korea are slightly insane but if they bring any kind of real trouble to the region China will slap them round like a ginger stepchild. Even Kim Il-Jung isn't stupid enough to annoy them.

but its the first part of your comment that destroys the second. Stupidity isn't relevant if you're mad.
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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #28 on: May 26, 2010, 12:01:12 pm »
What is likely to happen next?

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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #29 on: May 26, 2010, 12:06:55 pm »
What is likely to happen next?

my prediction: there'll be a pissy fit between the two koreas where the south are scared to wind up crazy old kim jong il too much and try to impose sanctions while the north kidnap and murder people on the border until the yanks come storming in and fuck the whole thing up big style resulting in a ten year occupation wasting billions of dollars and killing thousands of koreans from both sides until they get bored and fuck off to the next stomping ground. the end.
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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #30 on: May 26, 2010, 01:20:24 pm »
They are already based in south korea.

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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #31 on: May 26, 2010, 01:20:30 pm »
Like I told you before, you can hide under my couch if it gets serious.

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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #32 on: May 26, 2010, 01:39:34 pm »
my prediction: there'll be a pissy fit between the two koreas where the south are scared to wind up crazy old kim jong il too much and try to impose sanctions while the north kidnap and murder people on the border until the yanks come storming in and fuck the whole thing up big style resulting in a ten year occupation wasting billions of dollars and killing thousands of koreans from both sides until they get bored and fuck off to the next stomping ground. the end.
like they did the first time round?

The whole thing is either the usual muscle-flexing from the north or they know they can't to continue and want to 'go down fighting'.
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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #33 on: May 26, 2010, 02:19:34 pm »
Maybe they should send them some LG and Samsung plasmas for the world cup, then invade them after the tournament
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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #34 on: May 26, 2010, 03:01:50 pm »
they built your television tho :P

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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #35 on: May 26, 2010, 03:10:24 pm »
like they did the first time round?

The whole thing is either the usual muscle-flexing from the north or they know they can't to continue and want to 'go down fighting'.

I have family and friends in South Korea, both Koreans and Americans, and it seems like the general consensus is that yeah, North Korea's known for brinkmanship, but it feels more tense than it has in awhile. I was in Seoul eight years ago when they had a naval clash off the coast and people seemed to kind of take it in stride. Of course, the North hadn't killed 46 South Koreans then either. :\ I think with NK you just never really know if it's muscle flexing or the last straw.

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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #36 on: May 26, 2010, 03:12:33 pm »
If they're gonna have a war can they please wait until after the World Cup? I don't want it to be disrupted by politics and shit. Thanks.

North Korea aint showing any games live...hence mass build up on the border. South Korea putting up huge screens for them :)
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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #37 on: May 26, 2010, 03:38:26 pm »
Looks like muscle flexing by Kim Dung. North Korea's military is poorly equipped and would get crushed from an aerial bombardment by the South backed up by the US.

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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #38 on: May 26, 2010, 03:47:00 pm »
Suspicions of a torpedo, surely they must know?

Sounds a bit like Polish incursions in 1939 this.

Historically speaking...or are you just really old?
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Re: North Korea massing 50,000 troops on border
« Reply #39 on: May 26, 2010, 04:07:03 pm »
I have family and friends in South Korea, both Koreans and Americans, and it seems like the general consensus is that yeah, North Korea's known for brinkmanship, but it feels more tense than it has in awhile. I was in Seoul eight years ago when they had a naval clash off the coast and people seemed to kind of take it in stride. Of course, the North hadn't killed 46 South Koreans then either. :\ I think with NK you just never really know if it's muscle flexing or the last straw.

That's quite true. I heard an interview with Colin Powell last year in which he was asked about dealing with North and also negotiating with them and he made it clear they would push you all the way to get what they wanted and rarely backed down. They can be talked to but if anything, China is really the only country they would probably listen to or give in.

They couldn't give a damn about the USA, Japan or South Korea because for them, the future is China.

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