Author Topic: What do you prefer? Dogs or Kids (Read 1094 times)

ToneLa · « **on:** July 3, 2022, 10:39:48 am »

If you make a choice, it has to be all members of that species,

Ie. Not just your dawg Spot. All of them. All Dawgs.

And kids. You might love your own (hopefully!) but all kids. It ain't just about you, chief. All children.

Don't worry about saving the human race. You can't do that on your own.

What do you prefer? On a sunny day, you're otherwise on your own... A dog? Or a child?

ToneLa · « **Reply #1 on:** July 3, 2022, 01:14:01 pm »

Dawgs are winning!

Don't forget to vote from your local pub

rob1966 · « **Reply #2 on:** July 3, 2022, 01:20:13 pm »

Birds.

Love some dogs, hate yappy little bastards like Chihuahuas . Kids, love mine, some others should be put down, as you know they will grow up to be c*nts/gangsters and generally make others lives an absolute misery.

AndyInVA · « **Reply #3 on:** July 3, 2022, 11:14:12 pm »

Love my kiddo. Love my step kids. Love my friends kids. Have coached about 10 seasons of soccer to totally random kids down the years. Kids were always great, the parents were the fuckwits from time to time. Love kids, love being a parent. Married to first grade (6 year old) teacher who also loves kids.

Also totally a dog person.

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #4 on:** July 4, 2022, 11:43:36 am »

Dawgs all the way

Even though we have cats at the moment (Well, cat as his bro sadly passed away

)

Kids are knobends.

kesey · « **Reply #5 on:** July 4, 2022, 01:44:16 pm »

Cats.

Drinks Sangria · « **Reply #6 on:** July 5, 2022, 03:22:40 pm »

Quote from: AndyInVA on July 3, 2022, 11:14:12 pm

Love my kiddo. Love my step kids. Love my friends kids. Have coached about 10 seasons of soccer to totally random kids down the years. Kids were always great, the parents were the fuckwits from time to time. Love kids, love being a parent. Married to first grade (6 year old) teacher who also loves kids.

Also totally a dog person.

You really shouldn't marry 6 year olds mate.

I like Kids but there's plenty about whose parents let them down and are lost causes. I've never known such a disrespectful and rude generation as the kids who are 11-16 now. I know that's not all kids and you get a lot of great ones, but there seems to be less idea of respect and discipline these days.

Birds shouldn't be kept in cages.

Riquende · « **Reply #7 on:** July 5, 2022, 04:59:35 pm »

Quote from: Drinks Sangria on July 5, 2022, 03:22:40 pm

but there seems to be less idea of respect and discipline these days.

Said every adult, throughout all of history, ever.

ToneLa · « **Reply #8 on:** July 9, 2022, 09:09:45 am »

Quote from: Drinks Sangria on July 5, 2022, 03:22:40 pm

Birds shouldn't be kept in cages.

Domesticated birds have a cage for their safety and to provide a home, not for containment reasons exactly.

Read up on it. It's not prison. It's their home.

If you're saying man should never have captured wild birds no matter how beautiful and caged them, and turned them into the domesticated industry... I feel ya man, I really do!

If my bird wasn't with me though she would be in that pet shop or someone else's house. Outside wouldn't be good for her. She is tweeting downstairs as I write this, by the patio.

She will have another day of the cage left wide open and she will probably actually venture out of it twice lol people who think birds should be caged don't know the attraction of playing with BELLS BELLS BELLS

Dawgs comfortably win this. Seagulls are better than kids, yeah?

[new username under construction] · « **Reply #9 on:** July 9, 2022, 10:09:38 am »

Quote from: ToneLa on July 9, 2022, 09:09:45 am

Outside wouldn't be good for her. She is tweeting downstairs as I write this, by the patio.

I'm not sure having your pets active on twitter is a great thing though

El_Frank · « **Reply #10 on:** July 9, 2022, 03:51:19 pm »

Quote from: ToneLa on July 9, 2022, 09:09:45 am

Domesticated birds have a cage for their safety and to provide a home, not for containment reasons exactly.

Read up on it. It's not prison. It's their home.

Would you be willing to post a picture of your bird?

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #11 on:** July 9, 2022, 04:19:38 pm »

Quote from: El_Frank on July 9, 2022, 03:51:19 pm

Would you be willing to post a picture of your bird?

It’s not that sort of site Frank.

El_Frank · « **Reply #12 on:** July 9, 2022, 04:44:34 pm »

I knew that was going to happen, I tried to find a cleaner way of asking but there was none. Show me your Budgie was a no-go.

ToneLa · « **Reply #13 on:** July 29, 2022, 12:25:24 am »

(I suspect she's a boy lol)

Ghost Town · « **Reply #14 on:** August 1, 2022, 02:38:08 am »

Kids are the GOAT

Kenny's Jacket · « **Reply #15 on:** August 16, 2022, 09:56:35 am »

Dogs don't run around pubs or restaurants screaming and shouting.
Dogs don't kick the back of your seat on a flight.
Dogs don't ask stupid repetitive questions
Dogs don't constantly get in your way in Supermarkets.
Dogs don't grow up to have more kids to repeat the heinous crimes listed above.

Elzar · « **Reply #16 on:** August 16, 2022, 09:58:50 am »

Quote from: Kenny's Jacket on August 16, 2022, 09:56:35 am

Dogs don't run around pubs or restaurants screaming and shouting.
Dogs don't kick the back of your seat on a flight.
Dogs don't ask stupid repetitive questions
Dogs don't constantly get in your way in Supermarkets.
Dogs don't grow up to have more kids to repeat the heinous crimes listed above.

I reckon dogs would do every one of them things if there was as many around and not well trained.

In fact, my dog always asks me stupid questions.

Kenny's Jacket · « **Reply #17 on:** August 16, 2022, 10:04:32 am »

Quote from: Elzar on August 16, 2022, 09:58:50 am

I reckon dogs would do every one of them things if there was as many around and not well trained.

In fact, my dog always asks me stupid questions.

I bet he's never kicked the back of a seat on a plane or prompted his parents to complain about swearing in a pub.

AndyInVA · « **Reply #18 on:** August 16, 2022, 11:56:20 am »

Quote from: Kenny's Jacket on August 16, 2022, 10:04:32 am

... or prompted his parents to complain about swearing in a pub.

I've trained to my 12 year old son to have truly appaling language. Won't be me complaining about pub swearing.

Chakan · « **Reply #19 on:** August 16, 2022, 12:04:13 pm »

Hands down it's dawgs!!

TipTopKop · « **Reply #20 on:** August 16, 2022, 12:36:53 pm »

It depends on the day!

Grobbelrevell · « **Reply #21 on:** August 16, 2022, 12:46:57 pm »

I love my kids, and a select group of others are okay.

Dogs I have pretty universal affection for. We could learn a thing or two from them, frankly.

Kenny's Jacket · « **Reply #22 on:** August 16, 2022, 01:26:49 pm »

Quote from: AndyInVA on August 16, 2022, 11:56:20 am

I've trained to my 12 year old son to have truly appaling language. Won't be me complaining about pub swearing.

Glad to fucking hear it

Poll

What do you prefer, all told? Dawgs? Or children?

Author Topic: What do you prefer? Dogs or Kids (Read 1094 times)