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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8000 on: March 7, 2024, 04:40:07 am »
Sammy Lee? What's that Allardyce loving blueshite doing on there?
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8001 on: March 7, 2024, 06:59:22 am »
Please Ali, just take whatever placenta shakes you need.

KK is doing great but we need the Beard back in April.
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8002 on: March 7, 2024, 07:28:19 am »
Please Ali, just take whatever placenta shakes you need.

KK is doing great but we need the Beard back in April.

I've got my first baby coming next week. Happy to donate. Is that taking things too far?



EDIT: To clarify, happy to donate the placenta, not the baby...
« Last Edit: March 7, 2024, 07:33:44 am by Frizzo »

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8003 on: March 7, 2024, 08:53:43 am »
well thats just what I wanted to read gulping the morning coffee

oh well

Good luck to you
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8004 on: March 7, 2024, 08:54:45 am »
Can tell he's been skipping leg days recently!
And if the rain stops, and everything's dry.. she would cry, just so I could drink tears from her eyes.

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8005 on: March 7, 2024, 09:04:00 am »
well thats just what I wanted to read gulping the morning coffee

oh well

Good luck to you

Hey I didn't start it.

But thank you!

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8006 on: March 7, 2024, 10:12:23 am »
well thats just what I wanted to read gulping the morning coffee

oh well

Good luck to you

You've not lived until you've seen a placenta flop out of a fanny ;D
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8007 on: March 7, 2024, 10:35:30 am »
I've got my first baby coming next week. Happy to donate. Is that taking things too far?



EDIT: To clarify, happy to donate the placenta, not the baby...

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8008 on: March 7, 2024, 10:36:12 am »
You've not lived until you've seen a placenta flop out of a fanny ;D

Mate anyone who spent any time in the Transfer thread has felt similar!
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8009 on: March 7, 2024, 03:12:44 pm »
You've not lived until you've seen a placenta flop out of a fanny ;D
I definitely didnt look south when my lad was born
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8010 on: March 7, 2024, 03:21:12 pm »
I definitely didnt look south when my lad was born
Definitely not a spectator sport.
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8011 on: March 7, 2024, 03:22:44 pm »
I've got my first baby coming next week. Happy to donate. Is that taking things too far?



EDIT: To clarify, happy to donate the placenta, not the baby...

Congrats! You must be on bedrest by now!!!

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8012 on: March 7, 2024, 05:17:57 pm »
You've not lived until you've seen a placenta flop out of a fanny ;D
Flopped in my own hands... my daughter was born in the car right in front of a hospital (couldn't quite make it).
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8013 on: March 7, 2024, 05:21:56 pm »
Flopped in my own hands... my daughter was born in the car right in front of a hospital (couldn't quite make it).

The same place as the conception by any chance?
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8014 on: March 7, 2024, 05:31:08 pm »
The same place as the conception by any chance?
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8015 on: March 7, 2024, 05:38:31 pm »
The same place as the conception by any chance?

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8016 on: March 7, 2024, 05:39:18 pm »
I definitely didnt look south when my lad was born

I watched both, bit gruesome
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8017 on: March 7, 2024, 09:45:27 pm »
The same place as the conception by any chance?
Dunno for sure... ::)

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8018 on: March 7, 2024, 09:46:51 pm »
I've got my first baby coming next week. Happy to donate. Is that taking things too far?



EDIT: To clarify, happy to donate the placenta, not the baby...

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8019 on: March 7, 2024, 09:47:38 pm »
Maybe Aldo was right he won’t walk back into the side  ;D

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8020 on: March 7, 2024, 11:46:46 pm »
His replacement is already in development:

Matheus Martinelli Becker

https://www.instagram.com/p/C37-8D7sQRT/?igsh=dGxqOHNpcXBlN2p3
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8021 on: March 8, 2024, 12:06:00 am »
Alisson who?

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8022 on: March 8, 2024, 12:08:09 am »

Matheus Martinelli Becker


Something tells me his family is into sports

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8023 on: March 8, 2024, 12:17:09 am »
Something tells me his family is into sports

Midfielder, striker, goalkeeper.
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8024 on: April 21, 2024, 07:37:04 pm »
A leader in goal. Adds a sense of calm.

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8025 on: April 21, 2024, 07:47:42 pm »
Great full stretch save today
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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8026 on: April 23, 2024, 06:13:15 pm »
Insightful video with him and Taffarel, nice to see their relationship too.

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/oLk6mjDxCSw" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/oLk6mjDxCSw</a>

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8027 on: April 24, 2024, 01:44:36 am »
Insightful video with him and Taffarel, nice to see their relationship too.

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/oLk6mjDxCSw" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/oLk6mjDxCSw</a>

Really interesting video

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Re: Álisson Ramsés Becker
« Reply #8028 on: May 21, 2024, 05:17:56 pm »
I love how Ali is so freaking good he's allowed to chose his own coach to have a job at the club :D