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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3680 on: February 12, 2018, 12:48:11 pm »
Jacka-nacka-nory!
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3681 on: February 12, 2018, 01:21:53 pm »
I hope it's not going to be moribund.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3682 on: February 12, 2018, 02:33:33 pm »

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3683 on: February 12, 2018, 03:50:04 pm »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-43032159

I let off in a tax inspectors face when I read this.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3684 on: February 18, 2018, 08:19:32 am »
In 1976, I saw ELO at the Birmingham NEC. I was there shouting with everyone else “Come back on, ELO, and carry on playing!”

In 2017 I saw ELO at Wembley and did exactly that (though it was just me sadly. The other tens of thousands in attendance didn't seem to have gone purely to go full Partridge).
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3685 on: March 21, 2018, 11:46:06 am »
If I'm in a bad mood, angry, or if I've let myself down at a social function, it'll be butterfly, which can look stupid to people who know nothing about swimming.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3686 on: March 21, 2018, 12:24:15 pm »
It's menial work!!!

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3687 on: March 21, 2018, 01:28:37 pm »
I woke with a start, at first I thought I had trumped myself awake again - it was summer so there was lots of fresh vegetables in our diet. But as I listened through the darkness I realized that something far worse was going on. My mother and father were having the row to end all rows. A sudden shot of fear ripped through my pre-pubic body. And now I did trump. The noise fizzled out of my back passage like a child calling for help. That child was me.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3688 on: April 3, 2018, 04:46:36 pm »
I have someone on the line who fears he may be a gay. He's married so wishes to remain anonymous...I'm talking to Domingo in Little Oakley.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3689 on: April 3, 2018, 05:57:53 pm »
Your fog lamps are on.

There's no fog.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3690 on: April 3, 2018, 06:53:40 pm »
I have someone on the line who fears he may be a gay. He's married so wishes to remain anonymous...I'm talking to Domingo in Little Oakley.

Lovely little Tapas restaurant there. :lmao

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3691 on: June 19, 2018, 11:41:29 am »
Had a fascinating discussion about reincarnation with a chap from Spixworth. Who was convinced that in a previous life, he’d been Arthur Askey. I pointed out that his and Askey’s life had overlapped, and he backed down.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3692 on: October 19, 2018, 10:23:02 am »
Accidental Partridge moment for me as I did exactly this in a Holiday Inn (not a travel tavern) earlier in the week. :)

Full English Breakfast advice from Alan: "More distance between the egg and the beans. I may want to mix them but I want that to be my decision. Use the sausage as a breakwater."

 

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3693 on: October 19, 2018, 10:43:33 am »
On the whole, a very good effort, seven on ten. Let’s make love.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3694 on: October 19, 2018, 05:14:47 pm »
Accidental Partridge moment for me as I did exactly this in a Holiday Inn (not a travel tavern) earlier in the week. :)

Full English Breakfast advice from Alan: "More distance between the egg and the beans. I may want to mix them but I want that to be my decision. Use the sausage as a breakwater."

 

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3695 on: November 27, 2018, 07:55:35 am »
No mention of the new show in BBC’s Xmas lineup :(

Expecting it around March now.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3696 on: January 8, 2019, 03:47:24 pm »
Kiss my face!!!

https://www.nme.com/news/tv/kiss-my-face-steve-coogan-confirms-new-alan-partridge-will-arrive-next-month-2428264

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Steve Coogan has finally confirmed that Alan Partridge’s hugely anticipated return to the BBC will arrive on TV next month.

This Time With Alan Partridge will see the iconic TV host being handed an “unlikely career lifeline” when he becomes the host of This Time – a magazine show that sounds suspiciously like The One Show.

After spending the majority of 2018 working on the show, Coogan has now confirmed that it’ll air in February.

Revealing all to Marc Maron’s WTF podcast, he explained how it will focus on Alan’s attempts to “get on message” as he becomes reacquainted with a BBC audience.

“What we do is we have him trying to jump on the bandwagon and say, you know, he says ‘Hey! I’ve made mistakes, I’ve stood on the side of the sidewalk and slow hand-clapped while I watch a woman try to parallel park, you know, and I feel bad about that. And now if I saw a woman doing it now, I would shout instructions’,” said Coogan.

He continued: “He’s sometimes ignorant and prejudiced but he tries to do the right thing. Early on we made him too predictably conservative a bit like shooting fish in a barrel – a caricature. Whereas now we do him as someone who realises that he’s got to get on message. He’s struggling to do the thing he’s supposed to.”

Coogan also explained how Partridge’s return will see him tackling some of the hottest topics of the day, including the MeToo movement.

“Me Too – there’s a whole episode about that. That’s such a difficult topic for anyone to talk about for anyone to say anything about, but if you’re doing a character it weirdly gives you this licence to. You can get things wrong in a big way and it’s fine because it’s him doing it,” he said.

“You’re not sanctioning or agreeing with what he’s saying, you’re saying ‘this guy gets things wrong’ so you have licence to do it.”

Coogan added: “And this is the crucial thing, because you’ve got a comic character he can say stuff that you go, ‘that is so off message,’ but sometimes he can say stuff that’s true that I can’t say. So the fool can point something out that everyone secretly knows to be true.’

“You’re not saying that he’s right and you’re not saying that he’s wrong. It allows you to sprinkle a little humanity on arguments that are atrocious.”

In 2018, the BBC announced that show would be the moment that Partridge is “finally recognised as one of the heavyweight broadcasters of his era”.

“The show itself is a heady mix of consumer affairs, current affairs, viewer interaction, highbrow interview and lightweight froth; very much the sweet spots for a man whose CV boasts over two decades of weekday local radio,” the BBC said.

“And with an array of diverse subjects on the agenda, it promises the perfect fit for a man whose broadcasting style has been described as ‘equidistant between chitchat and analysis.”

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3697 on: January 8, 2019, 04:06:34 pm »
Jurassic Park! Been waiting so long for this. Re-runs of MMM and Places of my Life have been keeping me going for the last few years
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3698 on: January 8, 2019, 04:19:20 pm »
Cashback !

Can't wait
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3699 on: January 8, 2019, 04:20:10 pm »
In off the red!

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3700 on: January 8, 2019, 04:42:02 pm »
Back of the net!

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3702 on: January 9, 2019, 01:53:51 pm »


...more bespoke needs  :lmao
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3703 on: January 9, 2019, 03:49:58 pm »
Cannot wait for this! ;D
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3704 on: January 9, 2019, 07:38:59 pm »
That's great

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3705 on: January 9, 2019, 11:32:15 pm »
Brilliant

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3706 on: January 9, 2019, 11:33:42 pm »
Imagine the buzz you’d get receiving that email. :D

Slight tangent but his Stan and Ollie film has had some decent reviews too.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3707 on: January 17, 2019, 08:07:24 pm »
What the heck! Rock and roll! Let’s all have a pear!
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3708 on: January 24, 2019, 11:33:25 am »
Fill your boots! No cheating! Not done it myself yet but can anyone get ten on ten for this quiz?

https://www.sporcle.com/games/DAPA/alan-partridge-quotes-lynne-can-you-call-bill-odie

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3709 on: January 24, 2019, 11:48:25 am »
^^^ Don't know about anyone else but quiz wont let me enter any answers :(

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3710 on: January 24, 2019, 11:53:11 am »
^^^ Don't know about anyone else but quiz wont let me enter any answers :(

You have to click on the green button that says “Play Quiz’...This country

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3711 on: January 24, 2019, 12:53:48 pm »
65, Saniflow stumped me for far too long.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3712 on: January 24, 2019, 01:55:46 pm »
Only got 47/70. Horrific.

I was playing while on a conference call. Probably knew a few more but they didn’t accept my answers, especially some of the longer ones!

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3713 on: January 24, 2019, 04:19:14 pm »
AHA!

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3714 on: January 24, 2019, 11:25:17 pm »
Only got 47/70. Horrific.

I was playing while on a conference call. Probably knew a few more but they didn’t accept my answers, especially some of the longer ones!

I typed out the exact answers for a few but it rejected them and wanted a specific word, which meant I ran out of time on 60/70 (seriously... I typed "but now I'm not so sure" and it's apparently wrong, but then it accepted "sure" and filled the box in with the full answer).

Good idea, poorly put together.
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3715 on: January 25, 2019, 11:55:42 pm »
ruddy hell, its soft cell!
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There is another option. Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple.

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3716 on: January 28, 2019, 04:59:44 pm »
Fill your boots! No cheating! Not done it myself yet but can anyone get ten on ten for this quiz?

https://www.sporcle.com/games/DAPA/alan-partridge-quotes-lynne-can-you-call-bill-odie
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3717 on: January 28, 2019, 05:09:08 pm »
It’s called an Arielator!
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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3718 on: January 28, 2019, 07:35:56 pm »
Looks like he was right about those chickens

https://twitter.com/AccidentalP/status/1089852221867593734?s=19

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Re: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa
« Reply #3719 on: January 30, 2019, 10:50:28 am »
It’s called an Arielator!
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