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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2021, 12:23:55 pm »
Always diversifying.

Where’s the Escobar money John?

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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2021, 12:25:24 pm »
Could always go for the old Rigobert Song excuse.
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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2021, 12:33:07 pm »
Always diversifying.

Where’s the Escobar money John?
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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2021, 12:33:45 pm »



Does the LFC branding mean it’s of higher quality?
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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2021, 12:38:48 pm »
This is FSG mate. Street value can;t be much.  ;D

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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2021, 01:00:59 pm »
Edwards’ last deal before leaving?
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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2021, 01:13:08 pm »
We have fans everywhere.

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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2021, 01:14:18 pm »
There goes our January transfer budget.

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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2021, 01:14:45 pm »
Is this available in the club shop?
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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2021, 01:15:19 pm »
That's Mbappe's salary right there.

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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2021, 01:28:11 pm »
 :wellin :lmao :lmao :lmao
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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2021, 01:34:21 pm »
We have fans everywhere.
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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2021, 01:35:15 pm »
Any left in the club shop? Asking for a friend

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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2021, 01:36:51 pm »
Guess the lads' performance will drop a bit without their special tea.
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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2021, 01:40:18 pm »
Will they be charged with a Trade Marks offence for unlawfully using the Liver Bird? ;D

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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #16 on: November 26, 2021, 01:47:58 pm »
Always diversifying.

Where’s the Escobar money John?

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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #17 on: November 26, 2021, 02:06:07 pm »
That's why we are not getting Mbappe in the summer.


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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #18 on: November 26, 2021, 02:12:26 pm »
Any left in the club shop? Asking for a friend

Down as being ‘out of stock’ - supply chain issues

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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #19 on: November 26, 2021, 02:16:43 pm »
I think someone misheard when people were saying the Coke logo would look great on our home shirt.

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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #20 on: November 26, 2021, 02:20:59 pm »
Always diversifying.

Where’s the Escobar money John?
There goes our January transfer budget.
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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #21 on: November 26, 2021, 02:24:31 pm »
Sue them for copyright infrindgement.

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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #23 on: November 26, 2021, 02:28:46 pm »
I mean I'm not normally one for the old marching powder but if it's got an LFC logo on it then I'll give it a go. Who says branding doesn't work?

I want my 10% membership discount though.
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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #24 on: November 26, 2021, 02:31:46 pm »
Is there free worldwide shipping for Black White Friday?
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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #25 on: November 26, 2021, 02:33:29 pm »
I mean I'm not normally one for the old marching powder but if it's got an LFC logo on it then I'll give it a go. Who says branding doesn't work?

I want my 10% membership discount though.

Will you go for the stadium version of the match version?

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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #26 on: November 26, 2021, 02:36:07 pm »
I mean I'm not normally one for the old marching powder but if it's got an LFC logo on it then I'll give it a go. Who says branding doesn't work?

I want my 10% membership discount though.

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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #27 on: November 26, 2021, 02:36:58 pm »
Will you go for the stadium version of the match version?

If the players are endorsing the stadium version then it's the only way to go quite frankly.

Does this all tie in with the rumours related to our team performances during 2019/20?
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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #28 on: November 26, 2021, 03:36:19 pm »

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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #29 on: November 26, 2021, 03:42:28 pm »
Will the transfer kitty, get a sniff of the profits?
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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #30 on: November 26, 2021, 03:44:26 pm »
It's a blow to our title chances.
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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #31 on: November 26, 2021, 03:47:56 pm »
I ... sniff .... am a bit .... sniff .... surprised this happened really.

Sniff.

Ah shit my nose is bleeding !  Anyone got a hanky I can ... sniff ... borrow?

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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #32 on: November 26, 2021, 03:48:28 pm »
Will the Reds go marching on?
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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #33 on: November 26, 2021, 03:59:19 pm »
Donny van der beek must have got his wires crossed

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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #34 on: November 26, 2021, 04:02:25 pm »
Donny van der beek must have got his wires crossed

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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #35 on: November 26, 2021, 04:31:17 pm »
This fucking pisses all over Man Uniteds noodle deal. Great work from the suits at  LFC.

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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #36 on: November 26, 2021, 05:02:56 pm »
Right senors, this will evade Australian border security.
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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #37 on: November 26, 2021, 06:25:52 pm »
This fucking pisses all over Man Uniteds noodle deal. Great work from the suits at  LFC.
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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #38 on: November 26, 2021, 06:46:37 pm »
I wanna see Edwards' hippos

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Re: 200 Kilos of Liverpool FC Branded Cocaine Seized in Paraguayan Border Town
« Reply #39 on: November 26, 2021, 07:04:01 pm »
I hear it's being used as funds for a new midfielder. Columbian lad named Gustavo Gaviria, he's great between the lines.
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