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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #40 on: July 13, 2018, 09:19:00 pm »
Get in, Strange, when you see a new player in a Liverpool kit and you instantly love them.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #41 on: July 13, 2018, 09:19:09 pm »
Welcome lad! Will surprise quite a few with his effectiveness

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #42 on: July 13, 2018, 09:19:20 pm »
Excellent news for all Reds.

He beats men. Things open up when he’s on the ball. He’s never played with such talent around him before. Liverpool are becoming an extremely scary team.

Can take a decent freekick aswell

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #43 on: July 13, 2018, 09:20:42 pm »
Shaq hasn't got any hope with meeting Jürgen and Virgil today  ;D It's like land of the giants for him!

Really should have brought around Robbo or some of the smaller boys to make him feel a bit better about himself on his first day.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #44 on: July 13, 2018, 09:21:01 pm »
no-brainer is right.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #45 on: July 13, 2018, 09:22:32 pm »
Excellent news for all Reds.

He beats men. Things open up when he’s on the ball. He’s never played with such talent around him before. Liverpool are becoming an extremely scary team.
This is why I'm so bemused by Neil Atkinson's perception of him as someone who just constantly has long range shots.

Sure, he's got that in his armoury and he'll need to be intelligent in his use of that, but he's always been a fan of taking on his man too and playing incisive passes.

He's not the best player in the world but he's easily good enough for our squad and I'm made up we've got him.
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #46 on: July 13, 2018, 09:22:52 pm »


You talking shit son?
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #47 on: July 13, 2018, 09:23:00 pm »
He'll ease back on trying to shoot every time he's on the ball because he'll have plenty of decent options instead. Everything else looks fine for him to rotate in and out and be a useful impact sub otherwise. Hope he has a really good time here. Even if he is square.
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #48 on: July 13, 2018, 09:23:37 pm »
The pics are all me visiting Germany. It’s just elbows and knees and the occasional pair of tits.

Never felt so tiny in my life.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #49 on: July 13, 2018, 09:23:43 pm »
Oh and get in!! Welcome Shaq!
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #50 on: July 13, 2018, 09:23:52 pm »
This is why I'm so bemused by Neil Atkinson's perception of him as someone who just constantly has long range shots.

Sure, he's got that in his armoury and he'll need to be intelligent in his use of that, but he's always been a fan of taking on his man too and playing incisive passes.

He's not the best player in the world but he's easily good enough for our squad and I'm made up we've got him.
To be fair, he does take a lot of long range shots.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #51 on: July 13, 2018, 09:24:11 pm »
Brilliant signing, klopp will get the best out of him.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #52 on: July 13, 2018, 09:24:14 pm »
what'cha lookin' at, Baby Keith? ;D


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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #53 on: July 13, 2018, 09:24:23 pm »
The shaq is a Libra, a sign which is common with gemini - klopps sign.  Bobby is a Libra, like our shaq, say I will say for sure that they should get on.
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #54 on: July 13, 2018, 09:24:33 pm »
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #55 on: July 13, 2018, 09:24:55 pm »
He looks so happy to be here. Great start to the weekend  :wave

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #56 on: July 13, 2018, 09:25:12 pm »
He’s never played with such talent around him before.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #57 on: July 13, 2018, 09:25:20 pm »
Welcome aboard. Your in good hands.
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #58 on: July 13, 2018, 09:25:39 pm »
I just knew this would happen, with his Liverbird celebrations at WC  :wave
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #59 on: July 13, 2018, 09:25:57 pm »

He's platonic solid
And some of his goals are beautifully volleyed.


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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #60 on: July 13, 2018, 09:26:11 pm »
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #61 on: July 13, 2018, 09:26:30 pm »
Welcome Shaqiri. Always wanted him since his Basel days.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #62 on: July 13, 2018, 09:26:59 pm »
The shaq is a Libra, a sign which is common with gemini - klopps sign.  Bobby is a Libra, like our shaq, say I will say for sure that they should get on.
Just when I'm sick to the fucking back teeth of stats, we've got the astrology angle.

Quick, give me a chart!  Any fucking chart!!
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #63 on: July 13, 2018, 09:27:00 pm »
Just what we needed... something different and player that can score dream goals.

13m is a steal in the current market.

Good signing. Pleased.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #64 on: July 13, 2018, 09:27:00 pm »

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #66 on: July 13, 2018, 09:27:56 pm »
Klopp wants him and he looks made up to be here. That’s good enough for me. 

Welcome aboard.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #67 on: July 13, 2018, 09:28:59 pm »
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #68 on: July 13, 2018, 09:29:06 pm »
Good signing.  Bit of a no-lose situation at that price.  All the best Xherdan!

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #69 on: July 13, 2018, 09:29:18 pm »
Y.N.W.A.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #70 on: July 13, 2018, 09:29:27 pm »
Good signing. Decent depth and good enough to start.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #71 on: July 13, 2018, 09:29:35 pm »
Better looking than Samie.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #72 on: July 13, 2018, 09:29:53 pm »
I'm disgusted this thread isn't called Enter Shaqiri.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #73 on: July 13, 2018, 09:31:50 pm »
As a squad player pushing for a start a very good signing. If he is the only creative player we bring in to replace Coutinho then MEH.
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #74 on: July 13, 2018, 09:32:23 pm »
Better looking than Samie.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #75 on: July 13, 2018, 09:32:46 pm »
Welcome Shaq!
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #76 on: July 13, 2018, 09:33:01 pm »
As a squad player pushing for a start a very good signing. If he is the only creative player we bring in to replace Coutinho then MEH.

You know Kieta arrived as well?

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #77 on: July 13, 2018, 09:33:19 pm »
Herzlich willkommen zu Liverpool!

Hopefully he'll become exactly the player we've lacked a bit - a new Yossi Benayoun in his prime that is, cuts inside from deeper positions and wreaks havoc!
« Last Edit: July 13, 2018, 09:37:38 pm by Linudden »
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #78 on: July 13, 2018, 09:33:38 pm »
I think Klopp just doesn;t like players who are tall. VVD being the only exception.

Salah, Mane, Ox, Shaqiri

Our average height over the last 3 seasons must have dropped by 1 feet or more.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #79 on: July 13, 2018, 09:33:51 pm »
I'm disgusted this thread isn't called Enter Shaqiri.

I bet he's a blackbelt in something.
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