Author Topic: Michael Owen (Read 350600 times)

Corkboy · « **Reply #120 on:** May 25, 2011, 12:23:01 pm »

Quote from: rakey_lfc on May 25, 2011, 12:17:36 pm

The thing that annoys me the most about him is the fact, he'll have a PL winners medal and possibly after saturday a CL medal for sitting on the bench all the time. When year after year players like Carra and Gerrard bust a gut week in week out and end up with nothing!

Here are some of the players who have a Premier League winners medal.

Jeremy Aliadiere
Mateja Kezman
Ronnie Wallwork
Pascal Cygan

I wouldn't worry about it too much.

TopKopster · « **Reply #121 on:** May 25, 2011, 12:23:24 pm »

Quote from: WelshMike on May 25, 2011, 12:02:33 pm

It's funny that you could pick out nearly any of those irrelevant (and blatantly false) 'attributes' on that brochure and have a good laugh at them, but still the winner is 'charismatic'. You fucking what, mate? You can pretend to be as young and injury-free and 'cool' as you want (none of which are true), but charismatic?! Oh yeah, he's a right laugh is Mikey Owen. He keeps telling this killer joke over and over about how he's the best striker in England. Oh, wait.

I'm glad he's found his home there because there aren't many players better suited to Man Utd than him - he's a horrible little rat and I wish nothing but the worst on him.

young runs it a close 2nd. My favourite is clean and fresh as though a team is buying a fucking washing up liquid.

classycarra · « **Reply #122 on:** May 25, 2011, 12:34:00 pm »

unsurprisingly he's too cowardly to 'hit out' at ferguson for his club football exile - much easier to target te foreign manager who he never sees

steveeastend · « **Reply #123 on:** May 25, 2011, 01:13:20 pm »

It´s about a team, not an individual. You still doesn´t seem to understand this Mickel...

Oh, and Ferguson only abused you in order to humilate Liverpool... I feel sorry, really.

rowan_d · « **Reply #124 on:** May 25, 2011, 01:14:31 pm »

Quote from: classycarra on May 25, 2011, 12:34:00 pm

unsurprisingly he's too cowardly to 'hit out' at ferguson for his club football exile - much easier to target te foreign manager who he never sees

That would be amazing. Ferguson would tear his head off and shove it up his arse

chillin247 · « **Reply #125 on:** May 25, 2011, 01:18:50 pm »

His miss in the Gary Neville testimonial last night pretty much sums up why he isn't chosen.

Jimmy Conway · « **Reply #126 on:** May 25, 2011, 01:29:54 pm »

Quote from: chillin247 on May 25, 2011, 01:18:50 pm

His miss in the Gary Neville testimonial last night pretty much sums up why he isn't chosen.

The fact he got picked for last night game sums it up.

StuH · « **Reply #127 on:** May 25, 2011, 01:34:40 pm »

Owen is such a delusional twat.

Even if Capello wanted to play him, how could he possibly justify it if he plays less than 300 minutes in one league season?

WelshMike · « **Reply #128 on:** May 25, 2011, 01:39:34 pm »

Quote from: corkboy on May 25, 2011, 12:23:01 pm

Here are some of the players who have a Premier League winners medal.

Jeremy Aliadiere
Mateja Kezman
Ronnie Wallwork
Pascal Cygan

I wouldn't worry about it too much.

I'm also pretty sure that Gerrard and Carragher have won a lot more than 'nothing' - perhaps someone like Reina or Lucas would be a better example.

Jimmy Conway · « **Reply #129 on:** May 25, 2011, 01:42:23 pm »

Quote from: WelshMike on May 25, 2011, 01:39:34 pm

I'm also pretty sure that Gerrard and Carragher have won a lot more than 'nothing' - perhaps someone like Reina or Lucas would be a better example.

Reina won us the FA Cup. ;-)

conman · « **Reply #130 on:** May 25, 2011, 01:44:40 pm »

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Mickeys Alarm clock, Mickeys Ringtone and all round theme of life.
This is Mickeys f**kin Bible.

INABITSKI · « **Reply #131 on:** May 25, 2011, 01:47:05 pm »

Give it a rest you fucking manc bastard.

The fact it bothers him so much just amuses me even more.

payback · « **Reply #132 on:** May 25, 2011, 01:55:18 pm »

cry me a fuckin' river Owen you short-arsed, square headed, horse-gobbling fuckwit.

scatman · « **Reply #133 on:** May 25, 2011, 02:10:24 pm »

what a pathetic little c*nt, even your club manager does not play you, you fucking judas rat

tanvir · « **Reply #134 on:** May 25, 2011, 02:38:57 pm »

He only signed you to piss us off.

You're a joke and you probably smell of fish

rowan_d · « **Reply #135 on:** May 25, 2011, 02:47:50 pm »

Quote from: tanvir on May 25, 2011, 02:38:57 pm

He only signed you to piss us off.

You're a joke and you probably smell of fish

Nah, it says Clean & Fresh on the brochure.

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #136 on:** May 25, 2011, 02:57:02 pm »

Owen you are pathetic, you really are.

It's a wonder Louise puts up with his whinging.

ChaChaMooMoo · « **Reply #137 on:** May 25, 2011, 03:01:29 pm »

Quote from: stevedo on May 25, 2011, 07:11:22 am

Poor Michael. I think i'll write a letter to that bad Mr Capello.

El Ninos Black Eye · « **Reply #138 on:** May 25, 2011, 05:30:01 pm »

When was the last time anyone heard from the little rat, yet suddenly he's doing newspaper interviews, doing Radio interviews. He's clearly trying to remind Mr. Ferguson he's still alive so he can warm the bench in the final. He may as well be on his knees begging, surprised he hasn't knocked up another brochure.

AndyInVA · « **Reply #139 on:** May 25, 2011, 05:32:50 pm »

Quote from: classycarra on May 25, 2011, 12:34:00 pm

unsurprisingly he's too cowardly to 'hit out' at ferguson for his club football exile - much easier to target te foreign manager who he never sees

LOL. Good point.

Visigoth33 · « **Reply #140 on:** May 25, 2011, 06:15:36 pm »

What a worthless wormshite

rushyman · « **Reply #141 on:** May 25, 2011, 06:41:48 pm »

Laughable little fucking self-serving parasitic rat

I hope you would all find it in your heart to forgive me if i punched his teeth through his cheek in the street

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #142 on:** May 25, 2011, 06:42:54 pm »

Quote from: rushyman on May 25, 2011, 06:41:48 pm

Laughable little fucking self-serving parasitic rat

I hope you would all find it in your heart to forgive me if i punched his teeth through his cheek in the street

Forgive you for what?

Scribble8 · « **Reply #143 on:** May 25, 2011, 06:43:40 pm »

Wtf?

1021 · « **Reply #144 on:** May 25, 2011, 06:52:29 pm »

Quote from: rushyman on May 25, 2011, 06:41:48 pm

Laughable little fucking self-serving parasitic rat

I hope you would all find it in your heart to forgive me if i punched his teeth through his cheek in the street

I would petition to have you knighted.

muyuu · « **Reply #145 on:** May 25, 2011, 07:13:07 pm »

He prolly isn't good enough to play for his native Wales now.

surfer. Fuck you generator. · « **Reply #146 on:** May 25, 2011, 07:14:47 pm »

Quote from: 1021 on May 25, 2011, 06:52:29 pm

I would petition to have you knighted.

And a bronze cast be made of your rat-breaking fist.

stjohn65 · « **Reply #147 on:** May 25, 2011, 07:48:23 pm »

Quote from: El Ninos Black Eye on May 25, 2011, 05:30:01 pm

...surprised he hasn't knocked up another brochure.

maybe, he could just knock up a BB contestant? get him the attention he's craving....

Cribertinokes · « **Reply #148 on:** May 25, 2011, 07:49:50 pm »

What a massive twat.

The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society · « **Reply #149 on:** May 25, 2011, 07:57:44 pm »

Is there anyway the club can airbrush this c*nt out of our history? they did it with McCartney's ciggies

Mashy-rawr!nooo · « **Reply #150 on:** May 25, 2011, 08:18:58 pm »

Quote from: GorstStreetBoy on May 24, 2011, 11:32:46 pm

"I get into a poor cycle. Mentally I am up and down; I'm going to play then I'm not. Physically I would be eating too much, possibly energy foods. It's quite challenging for mind and body. Once in a while I get asked to play and I'm expected to play really well there and then."

Anyone translate. I have no fucking idea about what he's trying to say?

Something about handing jesus to the romans? I don't know

Hazell · « **Reply #151 on:** May 25, 2011, 08:31:43 pm »

That interview is comic gold. And it's always good to see his self promotion in action.

Juan Loco · « **Reply #152 on:** May 25, 2011, 08:39:47 pm »

Quote from: The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society on May 25, 2011, 07:57:44 pm

Is there anyway the club can airbrush this c*nt out of our history? they did it with McCartney's ciggies

Like I said mate - Every liverpool fan would prefer to forget the shit was part of our history, and no United fan in five weeks will remember him as part of theirs.

Fordy · « **Reply #153 on:** May 25, 2011, 08:46:54 pm »

Quote from: Juan Loco on May 25, 2011, 08:39:47 pm

Like I said mate - Every liverpool fan would prefer to forget the shit was part of our history, and no United fan in five weeks will remember him as part of theirs.

Utd fans hate him.

Juan Loco · « **Reply #154 on:** May 25, 2011, 08:48:50 pm »

Quote from: Fordy on May 25, 2011, 08:46:54 pm

Utd fans hate him.

Not surprised. He's a little wage thief.

1021 · « **Reply #155 on:** May 25, 2011, 08:48:54 pm »

Quote from: The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society on May 25, 2011, 07:57:44 pm

Is there anyway the club can airbrush this c*nt out of our history? they did it with McCartney's ciggies

kennysmen · « **Reply #156 on:** May 25, 2011, 08:50:07 pm »

I reckon Michael's right, probably should be captain & manager too! Arse bandit, go suck on a horses flute you puffter!!

Mashy-rawr!nooo · « **Reply #157 on:** May 25, 2011, 09:11:46 pm »

Quote from: kennysmen on May 25, 2011, 08:50:07 pm

I reckon Michael's right, probably should be captain & manager too! Arse bandit, go suck on a horses flute you puffter!!

should be head of the FA. No wait, fifa president!

Corkboy · « **Reply #158 on:** May 25, 2011, 09:17:37 pm »

Quote from: kennysmen on May 25, 2011, 08:50:07 pm

Arse bandit, go suck on a horses flute you puffter!!

I'm sure there's a connection between homophobia and spelling ability but it's escaping me.

WhiteHeat · « **Reply #159 on:** May 25, 2011, 09:25:26 pm »

Quote from: The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society on May 25, 2011, 07:57:44 pm

Is there anyway the club can airbrush this c*nt out of our history? they did it with McCartney's ciggies

McCartney's ciggies?