Author Topic: Make something up (Read 14563 times)

RedZen · « **Reply #40 on:** February 16, 2006, 04:38:26 pm »

Quote from: Lee-Block105 on February 16, 2006, 04:36:22 pm

i like to touch goats

He said make something up.

Monkey Red · « **Reply #41 on:** February 16, 2006, 04:39:09 pm »

In Utah it is against the law to marry more than three of your Sisters.

Dermot · « **Reply #42 on:** February 16, 2006, 04:41:18 pm »

I'm Batman.

JoeH · « **Reply #43 on:** February 16, 2006, 04:41:56 pm »

Quote from: Dermot on February 16, 2006, 04:41:18 pm

I'm Batman.

I thought you were robbin,.. put that Video Recorder and Stereo down!

Monkey Red · « **Reply #44 on:** February 16, 2006, 04:44:31 pm »

It is permitted to wank in the showers of the University of Durham.

RedZen · « **Reply #45 on:** February 16, 2006, 04:46:14 pm »

There is loads to do in Durham

JoeH · « **Reply #46 on:** February 16, 2006, 04:47:17 pm »

Quote from: RedZen on February 16, 2006, 04:46:14 pm

There is loads to do in Durham

Yes,. unblocking wank in drains at Durham Uni is one of them!

the good half · « **Reply #47 on:** February 16, 2006, 05:05:33 pm »

The Stormtrooper who knocks his head on the door frame in Star Wars is actually George Weah.

Monkey Red · « **Reply #48 on:** February 16, 2006, 05:19:43 pm »

I played Jaws in the first two films.

RedZen · « **Reply #49 on:** February 16, 2006, 05:20:35 pm »

I played Jaws in the third, shite film.

Turkish Red · « **Reply #50 on:** February 16, 2006, 05:21:12 pm »

Everton are the best team on Merseyside

Monkey Red · « **Reply #51 on:** February 16, 2006, 05:23:39 pm »

The Gorilla in King Kong was actually a real Gorilla called Doris.

RedZen · « **Reply #52 on:** February 16, 2006, 05:27:02 pm »

I have been picking my nose all day and would you believe it my head has just caved in.

Monkey Red · « **Reply #53 on:** February 16, 2006, 05:29:15 pm »

That´s bollocks! There was nothing in there holding it together in the first place.

RedZen · « **Reply #54 on:** February 16, 2006, 05:31:07 pm »

Quote from: Monkey Red on February 16, 2006, 05:29:15 pm

That´s bollocks! There was nothing in there holding it together in the first place.

Snot and bogies, which is why after a days picking, me head has caved in ... Stupid!

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #55 on:** February 16, 2006, 05:33:22 pm »

In Guatemala, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.

RedZen · « **Reply #56 on:** February 16, 2006, 05:34:55 pm »

This season, ayall be mostly wearing, nipple clamps.

Fiend · « **Reply #57 on:** February 16, 2006, 05:35:05 pm »

Theoretically, if you kicked a football in space and it never stopped or deviated, it would curve around the universe and eventually come back to you... only it would be slightly smaller.

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #58 on:** February 16, 2006, 05:41:38 pm »

Quote from: Fiend on February 16, 2006, 05:35:05 pm

Theoretically, if you kicked a football in space and it never stopped or deviated, it would curve around the universe and eventually come back to you... only it would be slightly smaller.

....and on fire

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #59 on:** February 16, 2006, 05:42:19 pm »

I've never once thought of shagging Carol Vorderman.

Fiend · « **Reply #60 on:** February 16, 2006, 05:43:39 pm »

The amount of dust you inhale during the day is in direct proportion to the 'stickyness' of your shite at the end of it.

briggsy · « **Reply #61 on:** February 16, 2006, 05:43:57 pm »

redzen works hard for a living!!

Monkey Red · « **Reply #62 on:** February 16, 2006, 05:46:31 pm »

Phlegm is actually Shite, that has escaped from your bowels and made its way back up.

RedZen · « **Reply #63 on:** February 16, 2006, 05:47:37 pm »

Quote from: briggsy on February 16, 2006, 05:43:57 pm

redzen works hard for a living!!

RedZen gets paid for what he does, not what he knows!

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #64 on:** February 16, 2006, 05:49:06 pm »

Quote from: RedZen on February 16, 2006, 05:47:37 pm

RedZen gets paid for what he does, not what he knows!

RedZen gets paid for posting on RAWK..

RedZen · « **Reply #65 on:** February 16, 2006, 05:52:28 pm »

Quote from: Terry De Niro on February 16, 2006, 05:49:06 pm

RedZen gets paid for posting on RAWK..

Monkey Red · « **Reply #66 on:** February 16, 2006, 06:00:06 pm »

I have it on good authority that Terry De Niro is actually none other than Brian May.

Fiend · « **Reply #67 on:** February 16, 2006, 06:01:06 pm »

Anecdotally, there is said to be up to 800 monkeys living wild in the mountains and forests of the UK and Ireland

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #68 on:** February 16, 2006, 06:06:41 pm »

Quote from: Monkey Red on February 16, 2006, 06:00:06 pm

I have it on good authority that Terry De Niro is actually none other than Brian May.

shhhh, don't tell anyone, but I'm actually Gary Moore

bellinter · « **Reply #69 on:** February 16, 2006, 06:13:17 pm »

When Chuck Norris watches a pot, it boils immediately.

Monkey Red · « **Reply #70 on:** February 16, 2006, 06:21:39 pm »

Elvis Presley was never a star, or a planet. He was in fact a talented singer who could also play the guitar.

Fat Tony · « **Reply #71 on:** February 16, 2006, 07:00:10 pm »

Anfield is full of Scousers.

Ashfordian · « **Reply #72 on:** February 17, 2006, 12:55:57 am »

Gary Neville detests incest.

elmer dinkley · « **Reply #73 on:** February 17, 2006, 01:10:54 am »

If you put a coat hanger into a wall socket and hold one arm in the air at 65-80 degrees, you can pick up Jazz FM.

harmar · « **Reply #74 on:** February 17, 2006, 01:25:43 am »

Arctic Monkey's are cool

Ken-Obi · « **Reply #75 on:** February 17, 2006, 03:37:47 am »

20% of your fingers are thumbs.

nozza · « **Reply #76 on:** February 17, 2006, 05:06:20 am »

Fifty ships set sail from the marine lake in Rhyl in 1934 , two made it to other other side....one was called the shed, the second ship that made it was a small, tiny rowing boat like ship ship that nobody knows the name of.

nozza · « **Reply #77 on:** February 17, 2006, 05:22:09 am »

The phrase..'' leave him alone he is an expert video box stacker" originated in Anchorage.

LadyLala · « **Reply #78 on:** February 17, 2006, 07:08:26 am »

I am a boy.

Dread Breath · « **Reply #79 on:** February 17, 2006, 08:01:27 am »

The Prophet (blessed be his name) was an exceptional curler before he was visited by the angel Gabriel and went rampaging across the Arabian pennisula, scimitar in hand. He was known as "The Brush" as a youngster, and he encouraged bigamy amongst the faithful so that he and his supporters could have a full curling team right there in the family home ready to curl at a moments notice. The burqa was developed initially because ice is cold and it provided more protection against the vicissitudes of temperature vis a vis cold ice and hot Arab nights.