"If you live in Asia, Africa or Oceania, you're lucky. But you'd better watch out for this man [picture of Tom Hicks]. He's on the run, having fucked it up in America (Texas Rangers), South America (Corinthians) and Europe (LFC). Anyone associated with this man cannot be trusted [pictures of Gillett, Purslow & Co]"
Two men, sweating heavily in the sun.
"I can't stand this heat no more, George. We ought to do something about it"
"It's because of El Nino, Tom. All the storms, all the heat, everything."
"El Nino? Well, I'll be damn. Haven't we got that son on our payroll?"
"I believe we do, Tom"
"He's trouble everywhere he goes, ain't he? Women are going crazy all over Asia, he caused a lot of problems in Spain and I believe he's caused a lot of troubles for those bastards in Manchester as well, hasn't he?"
"That's true"
"And now he's fucking with the weather. He's too damn powerful, that young man"