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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34480 on: November 8, 2019, 10:34:12 am »

Used to quite like him - but he's created a persona of being a cool, liberal, hipster champion of the little guy, yet works for an oppressive, human rights-abusing dictatorship.

He's a fucking hypocrite.



That perfectly sums up my thoughts on him too to be honest.
And christ almighty, the mileage they have got out of the bus "attack" is staggering. I'd be astonished if every bus that goes to an away game in the league isn't pelted with shit. Doesn't make it right. Maybe it was the red smoke that made us look like bad asses.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34481 on: November 8, 2019, 10:36:33 am »
I think we should bombard their bus with cotton wool balls.

Actually bog rolls are more appropriate - but not as funny.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34482 on: November 8, 2019, 10:39:23 am »
Tampons

Or just bare arses and really put the shits up them

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34483 on: November 8, 2019, 10:40:31 am »
Bricks made of foam or empty plastic bottles, something of that ilk would be funny. Show their continued obsession with the coach "attack" up for the pathetic joke it is.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34484 on: November 8, 2019, 11:20:41 am »

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34485 on: November 8, 2019, 11:38:39 am »
"We will win the European Cup one day. Aim for the moon and end up among the stars" - Gérard Houllier 2001

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34486 on: November 8, 2019, 11:59:49 am »
Bricks made of foam or empty plastic bottles, something of that ilk would be funny. Show their continued obsession with the coach "attack" up for the pathetic joke it is.

haha - I thought this too.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34487 on: November 8, 2019, 12:00:37 pm »
The funniest would be if we put up barricades blocking their route forcing them to continue to backtrack like a maze.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34488 on: November 8, 2019, 12:29:01 pm »
also, they've "sought assurances" every time since that game what was it, 18 months ago? and nothing happens every time. get over it you bad bells
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34489 on: November 8, 2019, 12:36:08 pm »
Bellends the lot of them

Fake plastic twats

3 points is all that matters.

Then Cardiola to get fired after he fails to make the CL yet again followed by the murderous ownership to get bored, stop funding them and them sink to the obscurity of league 1.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34490 on: November 8, 2019, 12:37:37 pm »
Bricks made of foam or empty plastic bottles, something of that ilk would be funny. Show their continued obsession with the coach "attack" up for the pathetic joke it is.
A load of foam dummies (or actual dummies) or maybe tiny CL trophies would be good.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34491 on: November 8, 2019, 01:05:54 pm »
Bricks made of foam or empty plastic bottles, something of that ilk would be funny. Show their continued obsession with the coach "attack" up for the pathetic joke it is.

How about inflatable bananas like the old days?

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34493 on: November 8, 2019, 01:12:58 pm »
https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/man-city-contact-liverpool-over-17222639

Oh do f**k off you wet c**ts, it's not even the first time you have been back to Anfield since that night 🙄
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34494 on: November 8, 2019, 01:15:44 pm »
They never caused this much of a stink about the coach greeting last time we played them in the league. I wonder what's changed? Wouldn't be that 6 point lead we have over them this time would it?
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34495 on: November 8, 2019, 01:16:38 pm »
They never caused this much of a stink about the coach greeting last time we played them in the league. I wonder what's changed? Wouldn't be that 6 point lead we have over them this time would it?

Yeah is a tad bizarre the fuss they are making this time given they've been back since.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34496 on: November 8, 2019, 01:19:01 pm »
They never caused this much of a stink about the coach greeting last time we played them in the league. I wonder what's changed? Wouldn't be that 6 point lead we have over them this time would it?

To be fair, last year they were talking about a fortified bus with 360 CCTV. Of course absolutely nothing happened. Just like nothing will happen this year. They're just rattled.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34497 on: November 8, 2019, 01:20:26 pm »
They're such an odd bunch. It's like they woke up a year late.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34498 on: November 8, 2019, 01:38:43 pm »
Yeah is a tad bizarre the fuss they are making this time given they've been back since.

"However, last season's trip to Anfield passed without incident and it is believed Merseyside Police are not anticipating any further unrest this weekend."

It's almost like they are trying to entice a reaction 🤔
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34499 on: November 8, 2019, 01:43:51 pm »
Oh look, this whopper has piped up again.  ::)

https://twitter.com/StuBrennanMEN/status/1192786763728785408

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34500 on: November 8, 2019, 01:46:21 pm »
Small time club that I don't even consider rivals to be honest. Yeah we are in a race with them for the league but with all their financial doping I don't consider them a big club. Weird cnuts to boot.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34501 on: November 8, 2019, 01:51:03 pm »
Smashing up buses isn’t showing passion though is it? It’s behaving like an arse. If anyone does what City want them to do they are the biggest fools going. Get in the ground early and get in their players heads is the thing to be doing.

Only a complete and utter moron would throw anything at their bus.

Abu Dhabi have carefully placed the ball in front of our gaping own goal, and they are desperate for one of our idiots to rise to the challenge and score the own goal.

Anyone falling for this clear and obvious trap is a complete and utter moron.

Fuck Abu Dhabi. This is ALL about Liverpool and three points. Let's not let a single moron gift them the own goal, thus making it all about Abu Dhabi and a stupid bus.

Abu Dhabi FC are not important, so ignore the sham of a club when they drive past.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34502 on: November 8, 2019, 01:53:50 pm »
Oh look, this whopper has piped up again.  ::)

https://twitter.com/StuBrennanMEN/status/1192786763728785408

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34503 on: November 8, 2019, 02:00:12 pm »
They never caused this much of a stink about the coach greeting last time we played them in the league. I wonder what's changed? Wouldn't be that 6 point lead we have over them this time would it?

I wonder, do Man United go on like this every time they go to West Ham?

WHU 'fans' absolutely wrecked their team bus not too long ago in an incident far more serious and sinister than anything that happened at Anfield, yet you never seem to hear this ridiculous hysteria from them.

You are right, of course. They are six points behind and rattled. They need to shift the narrative and focus around LFC towards the negative. It's a carefully crafted ploy on their part. They actually want something to happen, and are setting the scene to promote it happening. One tit throws a bottle and the media make out it was the apocolypse all over again. Public opinion and sympathy gets behind Abu Dhabi in their push for the title over those 'nasty scousers'.

To any potential trouble makers out there; you are being set up as useful idiots for the Abu Dhabi cause. DON'T FALL FOR IT!!
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34504 on: November 8, 2019, 02:11:13 pm »
Guardiola confirmed that Ederson is our for Sunday.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34505 on: November 8, 2019, 02:11:46 pm »
Guardiola confirmed that Ederson is our for Sunday.

We're getting two keepers for Sunday? Ace!

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34506 on: November 8, 2019, 02:14:06 pm »
Guardiola confirmed that Ederson is our for Sunday.

I would still put my house on him starting

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34507 on: November 8, 2019, 02:18:42 pm »
I would still put my house on him starting

Yep, that's what i was thinking.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34508 on: November 8, 2019, 02:18:47 pm »
Guardiola confirmed that Ederson is our for Sunday.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34509 on: November 8, 2019, 02:28:52 pm »
Oh look, this whopper has piped up again.  ::)

https://twitter.com/StuBrennanMEN/status/1192786763728785408

This coming from the guy who wrote an article about bricks being thrown at the coach.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34510 on: November 8, 2019, 02:46:24 pm »
I can't believe this lot still think that the "welcome" was about them.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34511 on: November 8, 2019, 03:02:21 pm »
Guardiola confirmed that Ederson is our for Sunday.


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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34512 on: November 8, 2019, 03:03:38 pm »
To any potential trouble makers out there; you are being set up as useful idiots for the Abu Dhabi cause. DON'T FALL FOR IT!!

I think that should do it mate. Should be fine now. Nice one.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34513 on: November 8, 2019, 03:21:32 pm »
Their paranoia about the coach thing makes perfect sense. Their players were awful that day. They are more used to playing in front of half empty stadiums with plastic flags most weeks. Any deviation from that is surely to throw them off. In 17/18 for both games against them Anfield was bouncing and their team crumbled. In 13/14 it was the same. That is what the fear for the most and not the safety of anyone involved.

This is just a ploy to help shield their players from hostile atmosphere or to pacify the atmosphere at Anfield a bit.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34514 on: November 8, 2019, 03:28:54 pm »
I think that should do it mate. Should be fine now. Nice one.

Hang about - what am I meant to do with all these bottles of Kopparberg summer fruits cider?  I'm hardly expected to drink the damn things, am I?
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34515 on: November 8, 2019, 03:29:23 pm »
Hang about - what am I meant to do with all these bottles of Kopparberg summer fruits cider?  I'm hardly expected to drink the damn things, am I?

Keep them for the City game next season.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34516 on: November 8, 2019, 03:42:27 pm »
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What? She was alreet.  I was about the same age at the time so she must be around 50 now.


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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34517 on: November 8, 2019, 04:33:08 pm »
Keep them for the City game next season.

Do you think they'll have stopped fucking whining about it by then?

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34518 on: November 8, 2019, 04:45:12 pm »
I wonder, do Man United go on like this every time they go to West Ham?

WHU 'fans' absolutely wrecked their team bus not too long ago in an incident far more serious and sinister than anything that happened at Anfield, yet you never seem to hear this ridiculous hysteria from them.

You are right, of course. They are six points behind and rattled. They need to shift the narrative and focus around LFC towards the negative. It's a carefully crafted ploy on their part. They actually want something to happen, and are setting the scene to promote it happening. One tit throws a bottle and the media make out it was the apocolypse all over again. Public opinion and sympathy gets behind Abu Dhabi in their push for the title over those 'nasty scousers'.

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Spot on mate. Its a wee bit odd. Pelting buses happens all the time, it's not right but it happens. And lets look at it for what it was, a few bottles. The only explanation as to why its still a thing for them is that they want it to be, which is quite pathetic and stinks of being bad losers. Why else would it still be a story ?  Just hope it doesn't happen, not because it was particularly bad, but because they would be delighted if it happened I think you're right.  Lose and it was because of the of the terrible scousers. Get a result and they are a big brave team over coming the nasty scousers.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34519 on: November 8, 2019, 04:50:39 pm »
Their paranoia about the coach thing makes perfect sense. Their players were awful that day. They are more used to playing in front of half empty stadiums with plastic flags most weeks. Any deviation from that is surely to throw them off. In 17/18 for both games against them Anfield was bouncing and their team crumbled. In 13/14 it was the same. That is what the fear for the most and not the safety of anyone involved.

This is just a ploy to help shield their players from hostile atmosphere or to pacify the atmosphere at Anfield a bit.

I was in the ground on the night of Busgate and i doubt if more than 1% new about it. Didn't detract or contribute to the atmosphere.

Just 48,000 willing on our team whilst their fans skulked then sulked in the Annie Road End.