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Author Topic: Who is the best pundit? 2021 edition  (Read 1046710 times)

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I always vote for Mills on here, unlike a lot of them who are just stupid, he is stupid and nasty. A piece of shit.

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Danny Mills has just put Azpilacueta, Pogba and Rice in his TOTY :lmao

It's March, why are they doing teams of the year.

And yeah, lots of LFC players in that team of his too. (Mane, Ali, Virgil, Robbo), so he does have some sense.

Just find it odd they do this now, business end of the season has only just started! Although, reading it, it's team of the year 'so far', which also, rather pointless  :D

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The breakfast show with Brazil, Parlour and Saunders literally sounds like it's been thrown together by 3 year olds. "Top bloke, him" , "great player, he was" , the odd story from Ray about the invincible team, Brazil talking about how pissed he once was, then an interview with someone who works for a bookie. Its fucking regurgitated every fucking day. It should be fucking shit down immediately. c*nts.

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The breakfast show with Brazil, Parlour and Saunders literally sounds like it's been thrown together by 3 year olds. "Top bloke, him" , "great player, he was" , the odd story from Ray about the invincible team, Brazil talking about how pissed he once was, then an interview with someone who works for a bookie. Its fucking regurgitated every fucking day. It should be fucking shit down immediately. c*nts.

Ugh. That sounds utterly dreadful. I can imagine nearly every story from Parlour ending with “...and I was too pissed to remember”, like some awful, ginger, modern take of Paul Whitehouse’s Rowley Birkin QC character.

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The breakfast show with Brazil, Parlour and Saunders literally sounds like it's been thrown together by 3 year olds. "Top bloke, him" , "great player, he was" , the odd story from Ray about the invincible team, Brazil talking about how pissed he once was, then an interview with someone who works for a bookie. Its fucking regurgitated every fucking day. It should be fucking shit down immediately. c*nts.

Does Brazil still refer to everyone by their first name like he’s best mates with them?

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Does Brazil still refer to everyone by their first name like he’s best mates with them?

Or their name with a "sie" on the end. Pricks.

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Or their name with a "sie" on the end. Pricks.

Ah yeah, even worse.

I can't see how or why anyone listens to their shite.

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Jonathan Pearce needs binning off. Absolutely woeful. Spends most of the time moaning if a team isn't playing well or a player makes a mistake (as if they've got an obligation to entertain him personally).

Yeah, but he was great on Robot wars though 😂
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Danny Mills - if ever there was an indictment on the BBC wanting to rival the ‘shit for c*nts’ content that TalkSHITE provide, then it is somehow giving airtime to this vacuous bile ridden sour faced prick of a man.


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Not the worst by any means, but I found Tyldesley and Dixon very annoying tonight. When Montenegro were in the lead for all of 10 minutes, they were moaning like fuck, especially about Hudson-Odoi apparently being too young to be starting qualifying games. Then when England gained the lead (with Hudson-Odoi setting up the goal), they change tack and it's all about how amazingly talented he is and how lucky England are to have him.

It just shows you. These pundits and media people are all behind Southgate and the players now, while it's all going well and everyone's happy, but as soon as there's a few bad results, they'll be sharpening their knives very quickly.

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Not the worst by any means, but I found Tyldesley and Dixon very annoying tonight. When Montenegro were in the lead for all of 10 minutes, they were moaning like fuck, especially about Hudson-Odoi apparently being too young to be starting qualifying games. Then when England gained the lead (with Hudson-Odoi setting up the goal), they change tack and it's all about how amazingly talented he is and how lucky England are to have him.

It just shows you. These pundits and media people are all behind Southgate and the players now, while it's all going well and everyone's happy, but as soon as there's a few bad results, they'll be sharpening their knives very quickly.

There was a bit last night which was just bizarre. In the first half, England had a free kick which Rose took, their defender got a good header on it and put it out for a corner, he looked in control the whole time. Dixon said 'oh he was lucky there the defender. If the ball hadn't landed there he wouldn't have got it!!'.

People might call that good positional play and a good bit of defending, Dicko knows better though
« Last Edit: March 26, 2019, 02:27:49 pm by redan »

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When Montenegro were in the lead for all of 10 minutes, they were moaning like fuck, especially about Hudson-Odoi apparently being too young to be starting qualifying games. Then when England gained the lead (with Hudson-Odoi setting up the goal), they change tack and it's all about how amazingly talented he is and how lucky England are to have him.

most, if not all, commentators and their pundit sidekicks are guilty of this, drives me nuts, they deal in hyperbole and superlatives and switch the narrative around in seconds from 'playing out of their skins' to 'they've been wasteful with the ball today' on the turn of one or two wayward passes, happens all the time

and the huge great giant shiney turd in the punch bowl is keeper saves

'a fantastic save there' - really? most of those 'fantastic saves', had the ball gone in, you'd heard 'you'd expect him to have done better there' - a save can't be fantastic in my book if a non-save would've been considered 'you'd think he'd got that', to me the two are mutually exclusive

a fantastic save to me is a save you don't expect the keeper to get or at the least (if it's a really good keeper so a higher standard is expected), if he did save it, more times than not you'd expect to see it go in against most keepers
« Last Edit: March 27, 2019, 08:12:55 am by Armand9 »
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Why do commentators keep saying we were 10 points ahead of city?

We've never been 10 points ahead 9f them and oh my get the fuck in!!!!

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Does Brazil still refer to everyone by their first name like he’s best mates with them?

No that's Jim White. Thinks he's some sort of major media figure with contacts and friends because he works for Sky.

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Just had the misfortune of listening to Clinton Morrison on The Football Daily.

Thick as two short planks.
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Just had the misfortune of listening to Clinton Morrison on The Football Daily.

Thick as two short planks.
Clinton Morrison.  Just....awful.
Agreed mate :thumbup

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Someone in sky towers loves Morrison, they're always wheeling him out on SSN for some reason or another.

And yes, he's fucking awful.

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Someone in sky towers loves Morrison, they're always wheeling him out on SSN for some reason or another.

And yes, he's fucking awful.

I listened to his first ever appearance on 606 a few weeks back....callers were 'queueing up' so tell him how great he was. Baffling.
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I think it's fair to give ex-players a go at punditry, but when it's plainly obvious they're either terrible (Clinton Morrison, Michael Dawson, Darren Bent etc.) or just plain dull (Ryan Mason) why do they keep employing them?

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I'm going for Durham now as the worst. He was always up there as a wally, but I heard him today talking about strike partnerships, picking his top 5. I'm not joking, he said at number 5 he was going to go for Rush and Kenny, but instead he thinks Niall Quinn and Kevin Phillips were a better partnership.
If you ever want to come up with a statement to kill your credibility and get people reaching for the off switch, thats exactly what you say

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He's getting people reaching for the phones at 1.50/min

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I'm going for Durham now as the worst. He was always up there as a wally, but I heard him today talking about strike partnerships, picking his top 5. I'm not joking, he said at number 5 he was going to go for Rush and Kenny, but instead he thinks Niall Quinn and Kevin Phillips were a better partnership.
If you ever want to come up with a statement to kill your credibility and get people reaching for the off switch, thats exactly what you say
Adrian Durham is very good at his job, which is to annoy people so much they ring in to have a row with him. I doubt he seriously believes even half of what he says.

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Adrian Durham is very good at his job, which is to annoy people so much they ring in to have a row with him. I doubt he seriously believes even half of what he says.

you're being generous, surely it's the 90% ball park
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Why isn't Graeme 'I hate Liverpool' Le Saux on the list?

C*nt.

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This genuinely left me speechless:

https://twitter.com/BeardedGenius/status/1114203787336519680

Think Strachan is one of the better ones when talking about the game but yeah, really poor choice of words.
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Opposition fans are now calling for Carragher's head after he lost his shit when we scored the winner against Spurs and tonight as well after calling our players by their first names and repeatedly saying Bobby Firmino.  ;D