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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverppol FC
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2016, 01:04:25 pm »
As long as he gives it his all and helps us out in our moment of need that's all anybody can ask for. Give it welly, Steven  :) :champ

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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverppol FC
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2016, 01:04:46 pm »
Welcome, Steven Caulker!
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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverppol FC
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2016, 01:05:11 pm »
Quickest transfer ever

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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverpool FC
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2016, 01:05:32 pm »
Welcome Steven.

Good luck.

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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverppol FC
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2016, 01:05:34 pm »
Just clicked on the main board and my virus scanner came back with this

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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverppol FC
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2016, 01:06:00 pm »
Welcome Mr C. Lets do this..
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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverpool FC
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2016, 01:06:10 pm »
Welcome to LFC....

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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverpool FC
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2016, 01:06:15 pm »
Good luck Steven, got a great opportunity here.

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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverppol FC
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2016, 01:06:18 pm »
Quickest transfer ever

Very unlike us!!  ;D

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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverpool FC
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2016, 01:06:19 pm »
Welcome lad. Good luck.
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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverpool FC
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2016, 01:06:44 pm »
Welcome to LFC, best of luck during your time here!

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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverpool FC
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2016, 01:06:58 pm »
And now you're gunna believe us!

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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverpool FC
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2016, 01:07:28 pm »
As I said before, going to reserve judgement until he's played for us.  Until he has there's no reason not to get behind him.

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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverpool FC
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2016, 01:07:50 pm »
Quickest transfer ever

Nope, just an old fashioned transfer.......the first we know is when the deal is done.......magic

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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverpool FC
« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2016, 01:08:11 pm »
Short term deal. Adds cover. Experienced defender. It's not ideal by any stretch of the imagination, but preferable to Enrique and Lucas at centre back and at very short notice? Yes please thank you. Good opportunity for him to get minutes and get himself a move in the summer so you'd imagine he will be chomping at the bit to put good performances in if he plays which is ideal, it's not like we've signed a player who is failing to get minutes at a top club who has years to run on his deal and doesn't really care if the move works out well or not- you would imagine his main motivation is getting out on that pitch and proving himself - so hopefully that is what transpires.

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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverpool FC
« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2016, 01:08:42 pm »
Can't quite understand why we weren't able to get Varane or Thiago Silva on an injury necessitated short-term loan but welcome lad.

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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverpool FC
« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2016, 01:08:56 pm »
It is nice to get somebody in without it being in the press for days on end beforehand.

A sensible move for me.  Hardly a world beater but preferable to Enrique at centre back.

Welcome to Liverpool LF Steven.

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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverpool FC
« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2016, 01:08:59 pm »
Not like we could wait a couple of weeks to see what potential deals might develop? We needed a body, now.

Not ideal, but understandable.

Welcome.
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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverpool FC
« Reply #19 on: January 12, 2016, 01:09:17 pm »
He is here to add cover so thats ok but screams to me as a committee signing, like most of them. He isn't very good but if called upon then lets hope he can surprise us.

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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverpool FC
« Reply #20 on: January 12, 2016, 01:09:25 pm »
Any hints at a buy close? He looks the business, 24 is really young for a CB as well. Welcome lad.
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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverpool FC
« Reply #21 on: January 12, 2016, 01:09:33 pm »
Available for tomorrow's game.

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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverpool FC
« Reply #22 on: January 12, 2016, 01:09:42 pm »
The Manuel Pellegrino of 2016. Welcome! :D

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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverpool FC
« Reply #23 on: January 12, 2016, 01:09:54 pm »
That must be the quickest transfer ever completed .

Hopefully he steps up till the injuries are eased
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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverpool FC
« Reply #24 on: January 12, 2016, 01:10:12 pm »
Can't quite understand why we weren't able to get Varane or Thiago Silva on an injury necessitated short-term loan but welcome lad.

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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverpool FC
« Reply #25 on: January 12, 2016, 01:10:51 pm »
Available for tomorrow's game.

Is the right answer.
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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverpool FC
« Reply #26 on: January 12, 2016, 01:10:58 pm »
Got a funny feeling this could become a long-term thing 
Good luck Steven.

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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverpool FC
« Reply #27 on: January 12, 2016, 01:11:12 pm »
Any hints at a buy close? He looks the business, 24 is really young for a CB as well. Welcome lad.

Based on what?

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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverpool FC
« Reply #28 on: January 12, 2016, 01:11:21 pm »
Desperate times call for desperate measures and besides Klopp is doing great job with our defenders. He`ll make him look much better than he is. Sensible business by the club.

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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverpool FC
« Reply #29 on: January 12, 2016, 01:11:24 pm »
Wait, what? I come online for the first time today to find out we've signed Caulker? :o I didn't even know we were after him.

Welcome lad.

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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverpool FC
« Reply #30 on: January 12, 2016, 01:11:26 pm »
Thought he was going to be quality after his season at Swansea so interested to see what Klopp can get out of him.



He is here to add cover so thats ok but screams to me as a committee signing, like most of them. He isn't very good but if called upon then lets hope he can surprise us.
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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverpool FC
« Reply #31 on: January 12, 2016, 01:11:40 pm »
He must be better thought of than Ilori, otherwise it is a total waste bringing him in. Lets hope he is.

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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverpool FC
« Reply #32 on: January 12, 2016, 01:11:46 pm »
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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverpool FC
« Reply #33 on: January 12, 2016, 01:12:09 pm »
He is here to add cover so thats ok but screams to me as a committee signing, like most of them. He isn't very good but if called upon then lets hope he can surprise us.

That says more about you than about the signing. The number of loan signings available instantly with Premier League experience is very small. This is a signing made under extreme time pressure - and it is pragmatic. You cannot read much more than he was the best available with out a long term commitment.

Still he has got a last opportunity at a big club, and it is up to him to grab it...

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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverpool FC
« Reply #34 on: January 12, 2016, 01:12:15 pm »
I for one know nothing about him, except that he did alright in my fantasy football team last season at some point, which is fine by me. So welcome Stephen.

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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverpool FC
« Reply #35 on: January 12, 2016, 01:12:24 pm »
He must be better thought of than Ilori, otherwise it is a total waste bringing him in. Lets hope he is.

Or he's fit enough to play for more than 70 minutes at a time.
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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverpool FC
« Reply #36 on: January 12, 2016, 01:12:36 pm »
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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverpool FC
« Reply #37 on: January 12, 2016, 01:13:02 pm »

British and ex-Swansea, got be a Rodgers one.

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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverpool FC
« Reply #38 on: January 12, 2016, 01:13:07 pm »
So when do we get the leaning pics?  :P
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Re: Steven Caulker - Welcome to Liverppol FC
« Reply #39 on: January 12, 2016, 01:13:11 pm »
Quickest transfer ever
Says a lot really, Southampton were glad to see the back of him. Don't understand this at all.
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