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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #80 on: October 16, 2021, 03:32:15 pm »
Hahah Maguire

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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #81 on: October 16, 2021, 03:32:31 pm »
Hehe, come on Leicester.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #82 on: October 16, 2021, 03:32:34 pm »
Considering the start we've had, it's depressing to see us just a point ahead of the rest.  Those draws looking costly already.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #83 on: October 16, 2021, 03:32:44 pm »
What a fucking finish from Teilemans

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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #84 on: October 16, 2021, 03:32:44 pm »
Harry Maguire is on 300k a week.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #85 on: October 16, 2021, 03:32:57 pm »
Good man Harry Maguire

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How the fuck was that not a free kick against MacGuire before that incident?

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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #86 on: October 16, 2021, 03:33:01 pm »
Listening on the radio. Maguire's fault?

yes, no pressure, got the ball nicked off him, and they go and score.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #87 on: October 16, 2021, 03:33:02 pm »
One of the worst centre backs this league will ever see and he cost 80m, amazing.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #88 on: October 16, 2021, 03:33:11 pm »
Listening on the radio. Maguire's fault?

He's a charitable lad.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #89 on: October 16, 2021, 03:33:41 pm »
Considering the start we've had, it's depressing to see us just a point ahead of the rest.  Those draws looking costly already.

We are 8 matches in.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #90 on: October 16, 2021, 03:33:49 pm »
Basically whatever Andy says, just think the opposite, it's advice that should be passed down through generations.  Leicester making Watford look like Real ?  They've actually been okay and deserved that equaliser.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #91 on: October 16, 2021, 03:34:15 pm »
Slabbers.  :)

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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #92 on: October 16, 2021, 03:34:21 pm »
Considering the start we've had, it's depressing to see us just a point ahead of the rest.  Those draws looking costly already.

Err. What? We're 8 games into the season having played City and Chelsea already. The only draw that we should've won is against Brentford and I think they're no slouch.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #93 on: October 16, 2021, 03:34:54 pm »
What is the point of Burnley v Manchester City
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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #94 on: October 16, 2021, 03:34:56 pm »
We are 8 matches in.

I know but, we know how tight it can be.  I just think we've been the best team in the league so far, and haven't got the lead we should have.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #95 on: October 16, 2021, 03:35:04 pm »
Basically whatever Andy says, just think the opposite, it's advice that should be passed down through generations.  Leicester making Watford look like Real ?  They've actually been okay and deserved that equaliser.

 ;D

He should have his own match thread to he can spout his one man commentary that is basically the opposite of what is happening as you say!   

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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #96 on: October 16, 2021, 03:35:17 pm »
What a fucking finish from Teilemans
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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #97 on: October 16, 2021, 03:35:31 pm »
Basically whatever Andy says, just think the opposite, it's advice that should be passed down through generations.  Leicester making Watford look like Real ?  They've actually been okay and deserved that equaliser.

My dear sir it appears that one has never heard of the long-established art of mockering and tempting fate :)
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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #98 on: October 16, 2021, 03:36:01 pm »
Considering the start we've had, it's depressing to see us just a point ahead of the rest.  Those draws looking costly already.

Don't two of the draws also affect title challengers ?  Chelsea and City also dropped points against us, are none of us winning the league ?

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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #99 on: October 16, 2021, 03:36:37 pm »
My dear sir it appears that one has never heard of the long-established art of mockering and tempting fate :)

It's extremely difficult to know with you to be fair.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #100 on: October 16, 2021, 03:36:46 pm »
Matic with yet another elbow
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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #101 on: October 16, 2021, 03:36:49 pm »
Basically whatever Andy says, just think the opposite, it's advice that should be passed down through generations.  Leicester making Watford look like Real ?  They've actually been okay and deserved that equaliser.

Yep.  Leicester were easily the better side between the boxes before the opening goal,  kept the ball and broke into the Utd third comfortably.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #102 on: October 16, 2021, 03:37:10 pm »
;D

He should have his own match thread to he can spout his one man commentary that is basically the opposite of what is happening as you say!

And rant about refs during every game.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #103 on: October 16, 2021, 03:37:15 pm »
I know but, we know how tight it can be.  I just think we've been the best team in the league so far, and haven't got the lead we should have.

Just carrying on doing what we are.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #104 on: October 16, 2021, 03:39:17 pm »
What is the point of Burnley v Manchester City

It is the most embarrassing fixture in the league over the last few seasons. The last 6 matches must have an aggregate in the 20s to 0. It genuinely feels like match fixing, but it can't be as you would never be that obvious about it. 

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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #105 on: October 16, 2021, 03:39:59 pm »
And rant about refs during every game.

Me? Rant about referees?

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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #106 on: October 16, 2021, 03:42:19 pm »
To give a fair reflection of the game.

It's been all Leicester and they have had a few chances. Did well with the goal but MacGuire helped. They really should be getting more on target

United had a couple of breaks that looked clearly offside but nothing given. Cracking shot by Greenwood.


Referee and the linos have given most decisions to the Mancs. They were given a corner that wasn't and looks like two offsides that were ignored, plus a very obvious elbow by Matic on Maddison
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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #107 on: October 16, 2021, 03:42:33 pm »
Matić will have to stab someone to get a card.  ::)

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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #108 on: October 16, 2021, 03:43:03 pm »
Saw the mancs were ahead 20 minutes in and immediately thought "they'll concede an equaliser", it feels like all of their games go that way at the moment.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #109 on: October 16, 2021, 03:43:07 pm »
Matic again with another late one on Maddison.

Free kick, but no card.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #110 on: October 16, 2021, 03:44:06 pm »
Matić will have to stab someone to get a card.  ::)

It's fucking ridiculous, he seems to think he's untouchable and to be fair who can blame him, he kneed someone in the bollocks the other week and got nothing on the pitch and no charge after it.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #111 on: October 16, 2021, 03:47:17 pm »
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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #112 on: October 16, 2021, 03:47:44 pm »
Wan-Bissaka is like a magician. How can someone win slide tackles that consistently? Blows my mind.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #113 on: October 16, 2021, 03:47:54 pm »
Maguire  :lmao

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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #114 on: October 16, 2021, 03:49:04 pm »
Wan-Bissaka is like a magician. How can someone win slide tackles that consistently? Blows my mind.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #115 on: October 16, 2021, 03:49:06 pm »
That Maguire/Pogba piece of play was delicious.  The state of them.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #116 on: October 16, 2021, 03:49:11 pm »
MacGuire having an absolute stinker today


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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #117 on: October 16, 2021, 03:49:13 pm »
Really is quite something how United can be this poor at all the basics despite being one of the most expensive teams ever assembled. They are a millions miles away from being a good team. Complete rebuild needed again.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #118 on: October 16, 2021, 03:50:23 pm »
How did Vardy miss that?
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Re: Premier League fixtures 16th-18th October
« Reply #119 on: October 16, 2021, 03:50:28 pm »
Great chance at the end there.
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