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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3240 on: May 12, 2019, 05:52:54 pm »
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3241 on: May 15, 2019, 07:45:35 pm »
Opened the fridge, i have jaffa cakes[proper McVities ones which i got a twin pack for £1], & half a pack of chocolate hobnobs :lickin
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3242 on: May 15, 2019, 07:57:20 pm »
The fuck have you got Jaffa cakes in the fridge for?  :o

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3243 on: May 15, 2019, 09:01:20 pm »
The fuck have you got Jaffa cakes in the fridge for?  :o

Don't pay VAT on them that way.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3244 on: May 15, 2019, 10:30:20 pm »
The fuck have you got Jaffa cakes in the fridge for?  :o

I always put chocolate cakes & biscuits in the fridge. :lickin
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3245 on: May 16, 2019, 10:09:45 am »
Getting in the car, starting the engine, and one of your favourite songs is just starting on the radio.
A Tory, a worker and an immigrant are sat round a table. There's a plate of 10 biscuits in the middle. The Tory takes 9 then turns to the worker and says "that immigrant is trying to steal your biscuit"

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3246 on: May 16, 2019, 10:18:21 am »
Getting in the car, starting the engine, and one of your favourite songs is just starting on the radio.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3247 on: May 16, 2019, 11:06:55 am »
Seeing someone drop litter (accidentally) and pick it up, pretty rare i see that.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3248 on: May 16, 2019, 11:37:49 am »
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I'd rather listen to my engine explode than that
A Tory, a worker and an immigrant are sat round a table. There's a plate of 10 biscuits in the middle. The Tory takes 9 then turns to the worker and says "that immigrant is trying to steal your biscuit"

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3249 on: May 20, 2019, 09:37:37 am »
Made up a ridiculous spoiler for GoT and posted it on my FB really early this morning.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3250 on: May 20, 2019, 10:01:31 am »
I always put chocolate cakes & biscuits in the fridge. :lickin

I love a Marathon or Mars Bar after its been in the fridge for a few days :lickin

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3251 on: May 20, 2019, 10:31:28 am »
a dry weekend. its nice once in a while


last night around 815pm i took the wee lad up to bed. last thing he did

"daddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" crawled over, used my chest as a pillow and fell asleep

lay there for 20 minutes just feeling so lucky
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3252 on: May 20, 2019, 11:00:59 am »
When you ask someone to help you with something you get swerved because they are unhelpful..(others would call them an ignorant tw*t).
20 minutes later that very same person comes to you needing help with something..
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3253 on: May 20, 2019, 11:02:11 am »
..also going a full nights sleep without waking up or needing a piss
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3255 on: May 26, 2019, 02:42:21 pm »
Watching the Mackems cry in a couple of hours time will make me happy    :lickin

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3257 on: May 31, 2019, 12:35:06 pm »
When you find out you're having a daughter :)
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3258 on: May 31, 2019, 12:40:01 pm »
When you find out you're having a daughter :)
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3259 on: May 31, 2019, 12:41:19 pm »
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3260 on: May 31, 2019, 12:42:05 pm »
Congrats  :hally

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3261 on: May 31, 2019, 12:43:18 pm »
Congratulations  :thumbup

Is he actually having one? Maybe he was just saying that's one of the things that make people happy.
We already have shit in the country, and the game of Liverpool fills life with joy. Thanks

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3262 on: May 31, 2019, 12:50:53 pm »
Is he actually having one? Maybe he was just saying that's one of the things that make people happy.

Well technically my wife is...

We had one shot at IVF in January and I told her its our year...and that was followed by a fantastic title chase and is going to be capped off by number 6! Destiny people!!
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3263 on: May 31, 2019, 12:54:56 pm »
Is he actually having one? Maybe he was just saying that's one of the things that make people happy.
Well technically most married men are having someones daughter  ;)
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3264 on: May 31, 2019, 05:19:54 pm »
My little sister lost her baby nearly 10 years ago. Little Zara lasted 48 hours. Appalling time for her and my brother in law. Anyway, she tried IVF for years and basically they had given up. It was a huge hole in her life and all she wanted. She is 42. A few months ago she called me saying "I have got some brilliant news". I knew straight away she was pregnant because I know how much it meant to her. I haven`t cried in many years, but a tear rolled my cheek in sheer happiness for her. She is 28 weeks gone and all is well. It's not a small thing but I don`t think I have ever been as happy for someone
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3265 on: May 31, 2019, 05:25:12 pm »
Just found this on Twitter, it made me smile

https://twitter.com/jonathancoulton/status/1131776168921829376?s=09
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3266 on: May 31, 2019, 05:25:52 pm »
When you find out you're having a daughter :)
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3267 on: May 31, 2019, 09:02:56 pm »
My football team.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3268 on: June 1, 2019, 05:29:49 pm »
My little sister lost her baby nearly 10 years ago. Little Zara lasted 48 hours. Appalling time for her and my brother in law. Anyway, she tried IVF for years and basically they had given up. It was a huge hole in her life and all she wanted. She is 42. A few months ago she called me saying "I have got some brilliant news". I knew straight away she was pregnant because I know how much it meant to her. I haven`t cried in many years, but a tear rolled my cheek in sheer happiness for her. She is 28 weeks gone and all is well. It's not a small thing but I don`t think I have ever been as happy for someone

Thats awesome!
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3269 on: June 2, 2019, 12:33:03 am »
Get in redmen, watched it in my lucky pub, where i watched the Barcelona second leg, anyone going to get any sleep tonight? ;D
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3270 on: June 2, 2019, 12:35:11 am »
Not " a small thing" but Liverpool FC makes me fucking elated, KOME ON YOU FUCKING BEAUTIFUL RED MEN!
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3271 on: June 2, 2019, 12:38:06 am »
So glad to have finally ended our trophy drought and send the rival fans into depression. Just need to win the league now and I can die a happy man.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3272 on: June 2, 2019, 12:47:32 am »
Being old enough to realise to call it a night makes me happy! I love this club. Was happy to leave my mates in town (I’m in Spain) and just go
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3273 on: June 2, 2019, 02:37:08 am »
Winning the European cup.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3274 on: June 2, 2019, 08:19:17 pm »
Just made a fresh batch of croissants and the aroma when the oven door opened, just wow. Got to love the smell of freshly baked bread.

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3275 on: June 2, 2019, 11:44:36 pm »
When you find out you're having a daughter :)
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My little sister lost her baby nearly 10 years ago. Little Zara lasted 48 hours. Appalling time for her and my brother in law. Anyway, she tried IVF for years and basically they had given up. It was a huge hole in her life and all she wanted. She is 42. A few months ago she called me saying "I have got some brilliant news". I knew straight away she was pregnant because I know how much it meant to her. I haven`t cried in many years, but a tear rolled my cheek in sheer happiness for her. She is 28 weeks gone and all is well. It's not a small thing but I don`t think I have ever been as happy for someone
the best of luck and keep us updated
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3276 on: June 2, 2019, 11:46:31 pm »
Number 6. And Jordan Henderson as captain. Everyone saying he's shit and a shit captain can well and truly go fuck themselves
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3277 on: June 5, 2019, 02:19:33 pm »
I have been living away from my main house for a couple of years and returned to find that I have new neighbour who is already encroaching on my land a bit. I have plenty of space so it wasn't a huge deal but the principle was still not great. I put off talking to him as I was scared it was one of those issues that could spiralout of control quickly and then end up with a pissed off neighbour.

Spoke to him yesterday and he said that his real estate agent told him the section of land he was using was his. Then he gets out a survey he was given of the house and its crystal clear he is wrong and he has made a mistake.

He couldn't have been nicer about the whole thing and had a brilliant attitude about reaching a nice solution.

It is nice that there are still great people out there.
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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3278 on: June 7, 2019, 07:44:53 pm »
Seeing pictures of people who have big teeth and am always reminded that when my Grandad saw women with big teeth on TV like that he would always say

"you can put your teeth back in now love, they are dry now"

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Re: The small things in life that make you happy
« Reply #3279 on: June 16, 2019, 01:21:20 am »
Opening ryth of head over heels by tears for fears


Reminds me of my wedding day as much as I complain about her here
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