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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #401 on: July 18, 2018, 08:36:34 am »
Xherdan Shaqiri's top 10 goals - absolute filth!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzHnRrPEmmw
That is some top grade dwarf porn is that.

He just really understands the theory of kicking a ball. Gets a great contact. Even the one where he chips the keeper on the half-volley (?!) has tons of backspin on it to stop it racing over the bar - that definitely gives it Suarez levels of impossibility.

And I was about to draw attention to the Joe Pesci factor but I see someone else beat me to it.

Seems a great character, I can see him having an instant rapport with the crowd. Also, it's not just the goals some of his slide rule passes are pretty amazing. Definitely a Rivelino/cranky love child.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #403 on: July 18, 2018, 09:24:31 am »
He reminds me of a Bond villain from the old, campy Roger Moore era in that gif.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #404 on: July 18, 2018, 05:34:06 pm »
Valencia?

lol was it? Maybe didnt follow that as close as i might have.
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #405 on: July 18, 2018, 05:39:22 pm »
imagine if we still had Crouch :D



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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #406 on: July 18, 2018, 05:41:26 pm »
imagine if we still had Crouch :D



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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #407 on: July 18, 2018, 08:11:48 pm »
Xherdan Shaqiri's top 10 goals - absolute filth!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzHnRrPEmmw

damn.

those long-range curlers... that goal against Belarus. Filthy.
« Last Edit: July 18, 2018, 08:21:40 pm by Desert Red Fox »

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #408 on: July 18, 2018, 08:32:41 pm »
I am beginning to wonder how come he ended up at Stoke? how come no other team wanted him. The quality and technique is there. You cannot sit back and park the bus and let a player like this keep on taking long range shots at your goal.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #409 on: July 18, 2018, 08:39:17 pm »
I am beginning to wonder how come he ended up at Stoke? how come no other team wanted him. The quality and technique is there. You cannot sit back and park the bus and let a player like this keep on taking long range shots at your goal.

He had wanted to leave Bayern earlier, but they refused to sell him to the clubs that came in for him - Liverpool being one, and I believe Atletico Madrid the other.  And in the end, the january after he went to Inter, where he didn't have a great time of it.

So basically, he could have gone to far better clubs than stoke if Bayern hadn't been arses and refused to sell him. And I guess cos his time in Milan was such a disaster for him he just took their first offer out - i.e. stoke.

 


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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #410 on: July 18, 2018, 08:53:45 pm »
I am beginning to wonder how come he ended up at Stoke?
He was under the radar.
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #411 on: July 18, 2018, 09:06:22 pm »
Xherdan Shaqiri's top 10 goals - absolute filth!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzHnRrPEmmw

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #412 on: July 18, 2018, 09:12:20 pm »
He has the best youtube comps I’ve ever seen...like EVER!

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #413 on: July 18, 2018, 09:13:30 pm »
;D

Needs to get involved with that, be the longest goal celebration in the clubs history.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #414 on: July 18, 2018, 09:13:43 pm »
He was under the radar.
So no sonar either?

At that price, definitely a steal.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #415 on: July 18, 2018, 09:13:57 pm »
Probably already been said, but I think this could prove to be a really important signing. Something we lack since Phil left and the Ox got injured is the ability to smash one in from 25 yards, and Shaqiri is brilliant at that. There's an awful lot of natural talent there, you can see that even though he's been playing for Stoke and Switzerland, two defensive sides. Playing for us should suit him down to the ground, I'm really looking forward to seeing him.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #416 on: July 18, 2018, 09:37:44 pm »
Just watched the above YouTube compilation and I can safely say he’s got the best left foot I’ve ever seen.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #417 on: July 18, 2018, 09:43:46 pm »
imagine if we still had Crouch :D

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #418 on: July 18, 2018, 10:34:44 pm »

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #419 on: July 18, 2018, 10:38:25 pm »
Just watched the above YouTube compilation and I can safely say he’s got the best left foot I’ve ever seen.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #420 on: July 18, 2018, 11:37:18 pm »
I sort of like the position he is entering the squad at. There is plenty of space for him to be an important player. I mean I'd prefer if we had a Fekir coming in as well, but from Shaqiri's point of view it must be a motivator to know that a first team spot is in reach even if he has players clearly ahead of him at this point.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #421 on: July 19, 2018, 02:32:40 am »
He's just spotted the vending machine. It has Toblerone.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #422 on: July 19, 2018, 02:40:44 am »
I sort of like the position he is entering the squad at. There is plenty of space for him to be an important player. I mean I'd prefer if we had a Fekir coming in as well, but from Shaqiri's point of view it must be a motivator to know that a first team spot is in reach even if he has players clearly ahead of him at this point.

Leave his weight out of it.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #423 on: July 19, 2018, 04:55:39 am »
He looks like Tazmanian Devil.

Seriously though he's a cool guy.
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #424 on: July 19, 2018, 06:24:21 am »
I sort of like the position he is entering the squad at. There is plenty of space for him to be an important player. I mean I'd prefer if we had a Fekir coming in as well, but from Shaqiri's point of view it must be a motivator to know that a first team spot is in reach even if he has players clearly ahead of him at this point.

Maybe he is the back up to Fekir after all as well as cover for Salah and Mane, I don't see why he can't play in a Coutinho type role. He certainly has the skill and vison.
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #425 on: July 19, 2018, 06:34:36 am »
Just watched the above YouTube compilation and I can safely say he’s got the best left foot I’ve ever seen.




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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #426 on: July 19, 2018, 06:38:46 am »
Valencia?

No he definitely meant Gary Neville.
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #427 on: July 19, 2018, 02:34:19 pm »
Charlie Adam getting stuck into shaqiri in the press today

He should try humble pie instead, after geting relegated

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #428 on: July 19, 2018, 02:35:23 pm »
Charlie Adam getting stuck into shaqiri in the press today

He should try humble pie instead, after geting relegated
stoke fans seemed to love shaqiri, can’t stand Charlie so much with his penalties

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #429 on: July 19, 2018, 02:47:40 pm »
Charlie Adam getting stuck into shaqiri in the press today

He should try humble pie instead, after geting relegated

He has eaten every other pie, so why not?

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #430 on: July 19, 2018, 03:19:37 pm »
Charlie Adam getting stuck into shaqiri in the press today

He should try humble pie instead, after geting relegated

weren't too many pies the precise problem?

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #431 on: July 19, 2018, 03:30:53 pm »
Charlie Adam getting stuck into shaqiri in the press today

He should try humble pie instead, after geting relegated

I saw that :D

Imagine being Charlie Adam and trying to blame someone else, anyone else in fact, for Stoke being relegated and being lazy and generally shite. Where his biggest contributions were to miss a penalty and get sent off. Oh Charlie Adam, never stop being yourself

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If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #432 on: July 19, 2018, 03:47:58 pm »
I chose my user name because I kind of admired Charlie. Not in the sense that he was a favourite player or anything. He was never ever good enough for us, but I quite liked the idea that someone with his physique and speed could carve out a career as a footballer.
Watching him was almost like a 70's player playing 40 years too late. Never naturally quick to start with, but with an enjoyment of burgers, and the drink trying to compete with people taking it seriously. The odd nice touch, but gassed after 20 and often arriving that little bit late for tackles.

My main point is, after that tirade against Shaquiri, he can fuck off. How about keeping yourself in half decent nick before having a go at others, especially one that did the numbers Shaquiri did in a side that scored 35 goals.
Read Bellamy's book for an insight into Charlie's approach to fitness.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #434 on: July 19, 2018, 04:06:12 pm »
Just watched the above YouTube compilation and I can safely say he’s got the best left foot I’ve ever seen.

:D

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #435 on: July 19, 2018, 04:08:43 pm »
Charlie Adam getting stuck into shaqiri in the press today

He should try humble pie instead, after geting relegated
He would have spoken up sooner, like at the end of the season, but he only just finished turning around to face the microphone.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #436 on: July 19, 2018, 04:15:05 pm »
So Xherdan let Stoke down by not producing. Whereas Charlie Adam had a stellar season and was so close to keeping Stoke up single-handedly.  :lmao

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #437 on: July 19, 2018, 04:24:47 pm »
 :lmao

Charlie Adam is one of the worst players I've seen in a Liverpool shirt, he's in no position to be questioning the work-rate or commitment of another professional.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #438 on: July 19, 2018, 04:31:39 pm »
'El Hadji, what do you make of the behaviour of this player?'
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Xherdan Shaqiri - Confirmed!
« Reply #439 on: July 19, 2018, 04:43:21 pm »
'El Hadji, what do you make of the behaviour of this player?'

;D

What a bitter bastard Adam is