My nan ALWAYS used to get me Man United stuff at Xmas. Every year 'Nan.....I hate Man United, I support Liverpool' then the next year, yep, MUFC socks. Fuck off.
Worst given? I thought I was being REALLY smart a couple of years ago, my gf is a Leicester fan and I kept dropping hints about who her favourite players were and Matt Elliott kept cropping up. 'So was he like your favourite player then?' 'Yeh really liked him, great captain'. 'Yeh but was he a legend? Like we had Hyypia, proper legend.' 'Yup, big legend'. So go out, source a signed, framed Matt Elliott shirt for about £100. She opens it on Xmas 'Oh....I didnt really like Matt Elliott'. 'But.....why? Why did you say you did? Why do that?' 'Was just making conversation, he was a bit of a c*nt really'. Oh ok fine.
Whats the most frightened you've ever been?