Topic: New songs for the new signings - Warning, this thread may contain Black lace

[Tony Hateley]

To the tune of Joy Division -  Love will tear us apart

Dan, Dan will tear you apart
Agger

Ok that's just shit

Best effort so far in my humble opinion,maybe thats just because I'm a huge Joy Division fan, I dunno

[Alf]

Super, Super Dan
Super, Super Dan
Super, Super Dan
Super Danny Agger

Simplicity is the best, no?

I agree, fucking Agger do!

[The Infamous_LFC]

Daniel's travelling tonight on a plane,
I can see the Red Kopites cheering the Dane,
Oh and I can see Daniel making Shrek cry,
Well it looks like Daniel's,
Gonna be a helluva buy.

They say Spurs are pretty though I think they're plain,
Say Daniel should come and join them down at the Lane,
Oh but Daniel says "no thanks I've seen quite enough,
Oh I'm off to Anfield
I'll make their defence extra tough"

Daniel Agger you are
not Josemi can you still feel the fame
and the Glory of Anfield
that's still alive
we've just won Number Five!

Daniel you'll go far
with the help of Rafa...

I dont care about the others most of them are rubbish. This one floats my boat

[Rushian]

too small town club for my liking , always cringed when we started singing that.

Ah well we sold our souls when we took on the Quo anthem , Black lace it is

If we're entirely honest we've never shied away from "small time songs" throughout our history.

[Spartacus.]

Ah well we sold our souls when we took on the Quo anthem , Black lace it is

Out of interest were you there the day we took on the Quo anthem?  Did you actually share that moment live and enjoy the comedy?

[GingerRed]

Daniel's travelling tonight on a plane...

etc.

That is excellent. Would never take off, unfortunately...but the best so far.

[GingerRed]

Ah well we sold our souls when we took on the Quo anthem , Black lace it is

Yer misery yer.

I bet when Everton visit Anfield and George Sephton plays 'Down down' you'll join in

[classycarra]

Out of interest were you there the day we took on the Quo anthem?  Did you actually share that moment live and enjoy the comedy?

i get what you are saying and it is a comedy moment, but even so its a manc song

[Real MadRed]

How about a simple one to the tune of La-coo-coo-ratcha or whatever its called...

Oh Daniel Agger
Oh Daniel Agger
der der ri ri ri der deeeerrrr (repeat endlessly)

or

Agger do Agger do
Break their leg, gash the knee
Agger do Agger do
Two footer Wayne Rooney

or one to the tune of BlackAdder would be too much. Anyone with a quill and ink and some free time?

[Tony Hateley]

If there are any Levellers fans out there,an I think there maybe one or two,what about' What a beautiful day',I'm pretty sure some of you lyrical geniuses could come up with something along those lines,cos come on,Istanbul was a beautiful day

[Spartacus.]

i get what you are saying and it is a comedy moment, but even so its a manc song

It's not a Manc song when sung by us, its a song born out of our travels, FFS nearly every tune/song currently sung belongs to numerous clubs, that’s how it works.

This song was a spontaneous funny event that happened inside the stadium at one of our European away games, during the actual game and lead to Dudek being jeered for making a save and the nightclubs in Cologne playing it for us all night, for every Liverpool fan there they’ll never forget the moment, a Manc song?  Don't make me laugh, another special moment in our history more like.

[Tony Hateley]

It's not a Manc song when sung by us, its a song born out of our travels, FFS nearly every tune/song currently sung belongs to numerous clubs, that’s how it works.

This song was a spontaneous funny event that happened inside the stadium at one of our European away games, during the actual game and lead to Dudek being jeered for making a save and the nightclubs in Cologne playing it for us all night, for every Liverpool fan there they’ll never forget the moment, a Manc song?  Don't make me laugh, another special moment in our history more like.

To fookin right,good on ya Spartacus

[classycarra]

It's not a Manc song when sung by us,

i absolutelyt agree with everythinng you say there. i am just against sephton playing it so often at ht

[OldPoem]

Please for the love of god no "Agger do do do" or any variation there of.

Have a bit of bloody class. We're Liverpool FC not  Bolton.

I think it will be fun and don't see any problem with it if there is a decent lyrics.  Much better than "Easy, Easy, Easy".

[GingerRed]

I think it will be fun and don't see any problem with it if there is a decent lyrics.  Much better than "Easy, Easy, Easy".

Definitely, but still a bit smalltime.

[Wigwamdelbert]

Like a couple of lines of "Molly Malone"

He plays with a swagger
He likes Danish lager
CLAP CLAP
CLAP CLAP CLAP
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
AGGER





Carlsberg is, after all brewed in the UK by Danes.

[The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society]

some little phrases you could try dropping in to your song efforts, i couldn't make 'em scan;

the danes, said you would never leave

or

if carlsberg made defenders, they'd be just like daniel agger

[Wilf Hunter]

Out of interest were you there the day we took on the Quo anthem?  Did you actually share that moment live and enjoy the comedy?

Spartacus. Completely agree mate. I was there and it was the funniest thing I have seen or heard at a mate for years.

[roots99]

Hey Jude replace the Na Na Na's. A Liverpool song for Liverpool fans.

a, a, a, a-a-aa-gaaa ,a-a-aa-gaaa, Agger

[Anthony]

That is excellent. Would never take off, unfortunately...but the best so far.

Why thankyou!

I've thought some more overnight and, not wishing to slag off former players ( ) have distilled it down to

Oh Daniel Agger
You have come from Brondby (or You are our New Sami)
Can't you just feel the fame and the
Glory of Anfield
That's still alive
We've just won Number Five

Daniel you're a star
And with us you'll go far...

(Or Daniel, you'll go far
And we'll make you a star...)

[youtookmyname]

Spartacus. Completely agree mate. I was there and it was the funniest thing I have seen or heard at a mate for years.

thought i would find you loitering in the song thread Got your vocal chords ready for Saturday? We've some singin to be done old pal.

Although the agger do one is gay. We need to wait to see if the players are any good first before they get a song, they might be shit!

[hooded claw]

I'm useless at thinking up words for these things, but the tune of 'Let's Spend The Night Together' might fit someone's poetic efforts quite well.

[Spanish Armada]

Daniel Agger <clap clap clap clap clap>

[IJM]

None of these songs will ever be sung inside Anfield, or whichever ground we go to as away fans. FACT.

Super, Super Dan
Super, Super Dan
Super, Super Dan
Super Danny Agger

Simplicity is the best, no?

Simple is best.  Yes.

There are some superb songs in this thread.  However, in order to avoid ending up singing that Black Lace rubbish, I think we should pre-empt any jester hatted persons and get "Super Dan" sung first!

Everyone knows the words, it's easy to stick "Daniel Agger" on the last line and it should be relatively easy to get it started on the Kop.

Yes?

[OldPoem]

No.....


Agger Do Do Do....

( Just can't let it go off my head  )

[Jimbo.]

Very tough this one

Only thing that springs to mind is to resurrect Gary Macca: (sacrilege I hear you cry!)

Danny Agger
Danny Danny Agger
Danny Agger
Danny Danny Agger

etc...

(to the tune of Alouette for those who dont know)

Will keep thinking though........

[cricket]

To Dead or Alive. You spin me round

He`ll spin the Blue shite inside out
Like a Team with no fuckin History
Aaaaa Agger agger aggerrrrrrrrrrr
He`ll Want your Shirrrrrrrt
off your fuckin back YERRRRR

Needs more work please add too!

[Anthony]

Simple is best.  Yes.

There are some superb songs in this thread.  However, in order to avoid ending up singing that Black Lace rubbish, I think we should pre-empt any jester hatted persons and get "Super Dan" sung first!

Everyone knows the words, it's easy to stick "Daniel Agger" on the last line and it should be relatively easy to get it started on the Kop.

Yes?

OK - joking apart there is a question to be asked here.

Which is the more naff - singing a song that stands out as the obvious one given the bloke's name - albeit one with very cringeworthy credentials - or lazily rehashing a song that until recently was associated with one of our heroes just because they happen to share the same first name?

And, besides, if the Kop can famously sing a Des O'Connor song what is wrong with Black Lace anyway?

Agger Do Do Do
Daniel is our Number 5
Agger Do Do Do
And he'll eat the Mancs alive...

[Wilf Hunter]

With his Celtic fondness how about 'Danny Boy'


Danny Boy the spuds are fumings...

Suggestions welcome!


I'll get my coat.

[fudge]

If we're entirely honest we've never shied away from "small time songs" throughout our history.

Got no problem with borrowing decent tunes especially from overseas jaunts, thats what its all about but i do have a problem with the shite like " 'Insert wankers name' blue and white army" and songs that are sung by every no mark team in the league.

Out of interest were you there the day we took on the Quo anthem?  Did you actually share that moment live and enjoy the comedy?

Nope i was in Cologne fairly well juiced watching the game in the bars round the square as we didn't have tickets. And you misunderstand me if you think i'm having a go at Quo and that song, all i was saying was that I'd prefer a decent unique song even if its derived from a cheesy song than the run of the mill bollocks thats destroyed the atmosphere at every other ground in the country

[Learpholl]

to; ob-la-di ob-la-da

agger the
agger lad

head the ba-all

agger agger head the ball

[ScouserTommy37]

Kill two birds with one stone.

To the the tune of "Danger Danger"

First we signed Sissoko

then we brought in Paul Anderson

Rafa went for Vidic but he sold soul and now he's at the gates of hell.

Dan Agger Dan Agger
 
Jan Kromkamp

When they tackle When they pass

Dan Agger Dan Agger

Jan Kromkamp

when they cross  when they score  we all roar.

(no it's not a serious suggestion but it's better than black lace even though it's a pisstake!)

[EddyT]

Agger do, do, do, chase the cockneys up a tree
Agger do, do, do, make the blue shite cry for me
To the left to the right, breaking bones of all you see
Agger do, do, do, make the manc shite history!

[Paul Ando]

Hate the thought of it like but still...

Agger do do do
He's our Dane who's 6 foot 3
Agger do do do
6 Million from Brondby
With his left with his right with his head or with his knee
Agger do do do
Stop the goals for me

[Brick Tamland]

The possibilities are endless... oh dear...

Agger do do do, Daniel Agger is a Red.
Agger do do do, he defends well with his head.
With his left, with his right, he can tackle, he can pass.
Agger do do do, Daniel Agger, he is class.



Agger do do do, Daniel Agger is a Red.
Agger do do do, he defends well with his head.
With his left, with his right, he can tackle, you will see.
Agger do do do, for the mighty L F Ceee.



Agger do do do, Daniel Agger is a Red.
Agger do do do, he defends well with his head.
With his left, with his right, he makes tackles all day long.
Agger do do do, your shitty name means shitty song.

[fudge]

The possibilities are endless... oh dear...

Agger do do do, Daniel Agger is a Red.
Agger do do do, he defends well with his head.
With his left, with his right, he can tackle, he can pass.
Agger do do do, Daniel Agger, he is class.



Agger do do do, Daniel Agger is a Red.
Agger do do do, he defends well with his head.
With his left, with his right, he can tackle, you will see.
Agger do do do, for the mighty L F Ceee.



Agger do do do, Daniel Agger is a Red.
Agger do do do, he defends well with his head.
With his left, with his right, he makes tackles all day long.
Agger do do do, your shitty name means shitty song.

First two chorus's are the winners for me, and i have now found my new drunken fuckwitt song.

Not since the days of "he's stan the man der der da der der der he's stan the man der der der der der da der der der der der der der da der stan the man" have i been let loose with such cheesiness

[Wilf Hunter]

thought i would find you loitering in the song thread Got your vocal chords ready for Saturday? We've some singin to be done old pal.

Although the agger do one is gay. We need to wait to see if the players are any good first before they get a song, they might be shit!

Agger Do it is for me then! Danny boy or Super Dan just a bit dull. See you tomorrow!

[Yorkykopite]

Special song for when we come up against Rangers or Celtic in the European Cup.
"Oh I'd rather have a D.Agger than a knife...."

[SuperScouse]

To the tune of: Jimi Hendrix - Dolly Dagger http://www.keepmyfile.com/download/69b895365708

Here comes Danny Agger,
his tackles are so strong, he's gonna fuck you up
Danny Agger, he drinks Mancs blood from our European Cup

or change last line to...

Danny Agger, he's gonna help us win another European Cup

YNWA

Really liking this!

[bloodredkop]

I dont know why mate, but this post made me laugh my ass off...This exactly the way I feel when I try to come up with a song!!

same tune as "youre gonna get your f***in heads kicked in"

Kronkamp Camped in a Cancoon Campsite.

Sorry i'll crawl back under my rock. :|