Author Topic: Guess who I just met in the Asda? (Read 1685164 times)

Was working in a bar on allerton road today when no other than Andy Carroll and Kevin Nolan come in for a few drinks. Two of the locals at the bar were slagging him off as usual and when I look up and he's standing right behind then, was a bit weird. He was proper sound, got a photo with him and he even bought me a pint. Asked him why he fell over against newcastle and he just said he's not used to running that fast and burst out laughing, didnt know whether to laugh or cry.

Quote from: jaffod on April 2, 2012, 08:38:43 pm

Can't help liking the big fella even though he seems like a fish out of water.

Same here.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #3206 on:** April 2, 2012, 08:59:25 pm »

im with jafford and sian. I like him.

Cpt_Reina · « **Reply #3207 on:** April 2, 2012, 09:00:03 pm »

"Not used to running that fast".

He's a good lad is Andy.

exiledintheUSA · « **Reply #3208 on:** April 2, 2012, 09:00:57 pm »

Quote from: Cpt_Reina on April 2, 2012, 09:00:03 pm

"Not used to running that fast".

He's a good lad is Andy.

Yep.

only6times · « **Reply #3209 on:** April 2, 2012, 09:02:09 pm »

Suarez on a flight to Paris now.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #3210 on:** April 2, 2012, 09:05:22 pm »

Quote from: only5times on April 2, 2012, 09:02:09 pm

Suarez on a flight to Paris now.

you just opened up a shitstorm

Cpt_Reina · « **Reply #3211 on:** April 2, 2012, 09:05:48 pm »

Quote from: And Could He Play on April 2, 2012, 09:05:22 pm

you just opened up a shitstorm

His mate lives there.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #3212 on:** April 2, 2012, 09:08:18 pm »

Quote from: Cpt_Reina on April 2, 2012, 09:05:48 pm

His mate lives there.

still, a shitstorm is coming.

medley · « **Reply #3213 on:** April 2, 2012, 09:08:39 pm »

Quote from: Cpt_Reina on April 2, 2012, 09:00:03 pm

"Not used to running that fast".

He's a good lad is Andy.

I'll be honest in saying in that moment I don't think I've ever seen him run so fast so far for us. While he was being jestful he was probably right haha

L666KOP · « **Reply #3214 on:** April 2, 2012, 09:10:21 pm »

Quote from: medley on April 2, 2012, 09:08:39 pm

I'll be honest in saying in that moment I don't think I've ever seen him run so fast so far for us.

You didn't see him going down the tunnel then ?

And Could He Play · « **Reply #3215 on:** April 2, 2012, 09:11:09 pm »

Quote from: L666KOP on April 2, 2012, 09:10:21 pm

You didn't see him going down the tunnel then ?

what happened there? did he storm off and out the ground?

only6times · « **Reply #3216 on:** April 2, 2012, 09:11:36 pm »

Quote from: L666KOP on April 2, 2012, 09:10:21 pm

You didn't see him going down the tunnel then ?

He was aiming for the bench.

L666KOP · « **Reply #3217 on:** April 2, 2012, 09:13:49 pm »

Quote from: And Could He Play on April 2, 2012, 09:11:09 pm

what happened there? did he storm off and out the ground?

Think so, heard he just ran all the way to London, carried Nolan back up to Merseyside on his back, and then was seen telling jokes in a pub.

So I heard.

L666KOP · « **Reply #3218 on:** April 2, 2012, 09:14:13 pm »

Quote from: only5times on April 2, 2012, 09:11:36 pm

He was aiming for the bench.

hide5seek · « **Reply #3219 on:** April 2, 2012, 09:18:13 pm »

Quote from: L666KOP on April 2, 2012, 08:40:19 pm

That's okay then, let's buy Peter Kay in the summer.

Can he play?

Mumm-Ra · « **Reply #3220 on:** April 2, 2012, 09:38:22 pm »

I can see the threads now:

Peter Kay: A pivot

We've signed a colossus lads - come in and walk around him

rusty-la · « **Reply #3221 on:** April 2, 2012, 10:13:18 pm »

I'm in a rather plush Hotel in Charing Cross for the evening on business.

Shaun Ryder is at the bar with three of his young Russian nieces

They're having a great time....he's a great uncle by all appearances...

And Could He Play · « **Reply #3222 on:** April 2, 2012, 10:14:47 pm »

Quote from: rusty-la on April 2, 2012, 10:13:18 pm

I'm in a rather plush Hotel in Charing Cross for the evening on business.

Shaun Ryder is at the bar with three of his young Russian nieces

They're having a great time....he's a great uncle by all appearances...

3 young russians, boss.

iwear no colours · « **Reply #3223 on:** April 2, 2012, 10:20:57 pm »

Quote from: rusty-la on April 2, 2012, 10:13:18 pm

I'm in a rather plush Hotel in Charing Cross for the evening on business.

Shaun Ryder is at the bar with three of his young Russian nieces

They're having a great time....he's a great uncle by all appearances...

What a grass

rusty-la · « **Reply #3224 on:** April 2, 2012, 10:23:48 pm »

I'm just jealous

I aspire to be such a good Uncle.

macca888 · « **Reply #3225 on:** April 2, 2012, 11:24:24 pm »

Quote from: rusty-la on April 2, 2012, 10:23:48 pm

I'm just jealous

I aspire to be such a good Uncle.

If I was the uncle of three russian nubile 20 somethings, I'd probably still be bathing them to prove how good an uncle I was.

AJL · « **Reply #3226 on:** April 2, 2012, 11:24:38 pm »

Quote from: rusty-la on April 2, 2012, 10:23:48 pm

I'm just jealous

I aspire to be such a good Uncle.

If the young russians have an early night, I hear he's also partial to having 'a nephew'.... allegedly

And Could He Play · « **Reply #3227 on:** April 3, 2012, 12:29:53 am »

Quote from: macca888 on April 2, 2012, 11:24:24 pm

If I was the uncle of three russian nubile 20 somethings, I'd probably still be bathing them to prove how good an uncle I was.

winner.

Garcepticon · « **Reply #3228 on:** April 3, 2012, 12:50:23 am »

Fancy putting the picture of you and Carroll up mate?

Purple Aki · « **Reply #3229 on:** April 3, 2012, 02:05:37 am »

Andy Carroll is in heebie jeebies apparently

And Could He Play · « **Reply #3230 on:** April 3, 2012, 02:08:10 am »

Quote from: Purple Aki on April 3, 2012, 02:05:37 am

Andy Carroll is in heebie jeebies apparently

getting his smash on. Let him, hes only human.

Vintage Nerd · « **Reply #3231 on:** April 3, 2012, 02:22:52 am »

Quote from: Purple Aki on April 3, 2012, 02:05:37 am

Andy Carroll is in heebie jeebies apparently

Andy Carroll has just been "escorted" out of Heebies, for being a bit, shall we say, merry?

Purple Aki · « **Reply #3232 on:** April 3, 2012, 02:30:50 am »

Quote from: Vintage Nerd on April 3, 2012, 02:22:52 am

Andy Carroll has just been "escorted" out of Heebies, for being a bit, shall we say, merry?

Yep my mates just told me the same thing, maybe that's why he fell over on Sunday, fucking hungover

And Could He Play · « **Reply #3233 on:** April 3, 2012, 02:32:13 am »

Quote from: Vintage Nerd on April 3, 2012, 02:22:52 am

Andy Carroll has just been "escorted" out of Heebies, for being a bit, shall we say, merry?

fucking hell, its not manchester airport, i have been legless in town and never been escorted out of anywhere.

Vintage Nerd · « **Reply #3234 on:** April 3, 2012, 02:35:09 am »

Quote from: And Could He Play on April 3, 2012, 02:32:13 am

fucking hell, its not manchester airport, i have been legless in town and never been escorted out of anywhere.

Escorted would be the politically correct term.
Asked / Suggested / Told to leave and walked out by bouncers, how do you want to put it?
I used escorted as whilst he was drunk, bouncers are probably wary of people trying to cause trouble with him.

Purple Aki · « **Reply #3235 on:** April 3, 2012, 02:38:26 am »

Quote from: Vintage Nerd on April 3, 2012, 02:35:09 am

Escorted would be the politically correct term.
Asked / Suggested / Told to leave and walked out by bouncers, how do you want to put it?
I used escorted as whilst he was drunk, bouncers are probably wary of people trying to cause trouble with him.

I wouldn't worry if things did kick off, he'd just mutter obscenities and take his shirt off while walking away.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #3236 on:** April 3, 2012, 02:40:43 am »

Quote from: Vintage Nerd on April 3, 2012, 02:35:09 am

Escorted would be the politically correct term.
Asked / Suggested / Told to leave and walked out by bouncers, how do you want to put it?
I used escorted as whilst he was drunk, bouncers are probably wary of people trying to cause trouble with him.

the fact hes in heebies is hilarious, and not somewhere like palm sugar or bar & grill, then again they'd be shut now.

alfonso · « **Reply #3237 on:** April 3, 2012, 06:37:07 am »

^ Nice to see the English players have a professional attitude when it comes to maintaining their health and body.

iwear no colours · « **Reply #3238 on:** April 3, 2012, 07:34:31 am »

For all that do not know Heebies it's a vegetarian deli type establishment that only sells juice etc

L666KOP · « **Reply #3239 on:** April 3, 2012, 09:18:33 am »

Quote from: Purple Aki on April 3, 2012, 02:38:26 am

I wouldn't worry if things did kick off, he'd just mutter obscenities and take his shirt off while walking away.