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Re: Solsjaerearrrurrr!!!! By the Power of Grueskull!!! AH UGH! AH UGH! (Lol)
« Reply #26640 on: April 24, 2019, 08:01:03 am »
C'mon Ole, grow a pair. Tell Pogba to stop parking in your spot at Carrington and get out there and take points off City.
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Re: Solsjaerearrrurrr!!!! By the Power of Grueskull!!! AH UGH! AH UGH! (Lol)
« Reply #26641 on: April 24, 2019, 08:07:21 am »
Sole sex to give us erection tonight?

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Re: Solsjaerearrrurrr!!!! By the Power of Grueskull!!! AH UGH! AH UGH! (Lol)
« Reply #26642 on: April 24, 2019, 08:10:54 am »
OGS definitely needs a result, he's out the door if this keeps up and they miss out on the Champions league. Although, I did hear an interview with him on the news this morning where he basically said (paraphrasing) "City are a top team, we need to deal with the problems they present... and of course cause some of our own." Sounded an awful lot like they were going to play "The Brighton Way" to me.

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Re: Solsjaerearrrurrr!!!! By the Power of Grueskull!!! AH UGH! AH UGH! (Lol)
« Reply #26643 on: April 24, 2019, 08:15:30 am »
If they don't finish in the top4, i bet DeGea is going to ask 800k a week if they want him to stay, and Madrid won't offer anything higher than 20mil for unhappy Pogba who doesn't want to play in Europa.

De Gea has not yet signed his contract extension. His contract is up in June 2019. I am not sure if that 1 year extension has been agreed.

Or so says transfermarkt.

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Re: Solsjaerearrrurrr!!!! By the Power of Grueskull!!! AH UGH! AH UGH! (Lol)
« Reply #26644 on: April 24, 2019, 08:19:25 am »
We've got Sanchez, Paul Pogba and Freeeddddd...

Come on men, a little pride tonight!

As for DDG, there arent too many places for him to go. And places where he will make as much as he will make, at United.
PSG and Juve...but Juve surely cant keep wildly overpaying wages for free agents. Even if they are, free agents.
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Re: Solsjaerearrrurrr!!!! By the Power of Grueskull!!! AH UGH! AH UGH! (Lol)
« Reply #26645 on: April 24, 2019, 08:20:06 am »
I reckon the roars from Liverpool every time United get something will be more responsible for the atmosphere in old Trafford than the home fans.
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« Reply #26646 on: April 24, 2019, 08:21:01 am »
Feels WE are in a cup final ........
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« Reply #26647 on: April 24, 2019, 08:35:57 am »
This shower of useless c*nts will get beat 6-0 the night.     :P

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Re: Solsjaerearrrurrr!!!! By the Power of Grueskull!!! AH UGH! AH UGH! (Lol)
« Reply #26648 on: April 24, 2019, 08:38:02 am »
Seems Pep is upset (bless) about Ole calling them out for being dirty bastards.
Using stats about possession to rubbish their claims.
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Re: Solsjaerearrrurrr!!!! By the Power of Grueskull!!! AH UGH! AH UGH! (Lol)
« Reply #26649 on: April 24, 2019, 08:38:18 am »
Utd can't compete so it'll just be all out cripple other players time, who's getting sent off?

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Re: Solsjaerearrrurrr!!!! By the Power of Grueskull!!! AH UGH! AH UGH! (Lol)
« Reply #26650 on: April 24, 2019, 08:39:10 am »
United 6/1 at home? Surely that's never happened before in the premier league era?

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Re: Solsjaerearrrurrr!!!! By the Power of Grueskull!!! AH UGH! AH UGH! (Lol)
« Reply #26651 on: April 24, 2019, 08:41:47 am »
Utd can't compete so it'll just be all out cripple other players time, who's getting sent off?

Young, Smalling, McTominay. Probably not in that order.  ;D

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« Reply #26652 on: April 24, 2019, 08:45:57 am »
United 6/1 at home? Surely that's never happened before in the premier league era?

That's what's being reported. They're the minnows of Manchester and heading for a run of 7 losses from 9 games. Yet many of their fans will be cheering for Abu Dhabi tonight.

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« Reply #26653 on: April 24, 2019, 08:52:43 am »
United 6/1 at home? Surely that's never happened before in the premier league era?





I just saw Ed Woodward going into Ladbrokes with the United payroll, he told me this has been their funding plan to pay for next season by lumping 50 million quid on a 6/1 outsider. It iwas all planned to lose to Everton so the odds would rocket and they can afford to pay Ronaldo to return next year.
It's a cunning plan and I have little doubt that the evil genius will be laughing by 10pm tonight.

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Re: Solsjaerearrrurrr!!!! By the Power of Grueskull!!! AH UGH! AH UGH! (Lol)
« Reply #26654 on: April 24, 2019, 08:54:21 am »
De Gea has not yet signed his contract extension. His contract is up in June 2019. I am not sure if that 1 year extension has been agreed.

Or so says transfermarkt.

It was triggered in November, so he is there until 2020.
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« Reply #26655 on: April 24, 2019, 09:00:43 am »
United 6/1 at home? Surely that's never happened before in the premier league era?

Incredible odds, everybody connected with the club should be embarrassed by those odds and the players should go all out to do 'an Ali' to prove everybody wrong.




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« Reply #26656 on: April 24, 2019, 09:14:14 am »
Incredible odds, everybody connected with the club should be embarrassed by those odds and the players should go all out to do 'an Ali' to prove everybody wrong.





You would like that, wouldn't you? ;)
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Re: Solsjaerearrrurrr!!!! By the Power of Grueskull!!! AH UGH! AH UGH! (Lol)
« Reply #26657 on: April 24, 2019, 09:31:15 am »
I've decided to bet on a City win despite the ridiculous odds and low return.  If anything can trip them up it will be me betting on them.

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« Reply #26658 on: April 24, 2019, 09:33:51 am »
I've decided to bet on a City win despite the ridiculous odds and low return.  If anything can trip them up it will be me betting on them.

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Very much considering a sticking a large chunk on City even at those slim returns

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Re: Solsjaerearrrurrr!!!! By the Power of Grueskull!!! AH UGH! AH UGH! (Lol)
« Reply #26659 on: April 24, 2019, 10:12:13 am »
This will be more aggravating than watching Hodgson era Liverpool
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!

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« Reply #26660 on: April 24, 2019, 10:22:36 am »
Try not laugh challenge :
They have Phil Jones on contract through 2023.

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« Reply #26661 on: April 24, 2019, 10:23:20 am »


Completely forgot about this. Works well now, go on lads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #26662 on: April 24, 2019, 10:32:53 am »
We don’t even need them to win. Just a draw will do us you useless bastards

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« Reply #26663 on: April 24, 2019, 10:33:24 am »
I don't know much about them, is this a likely line up:

DDG, Dalot, Shaw [Young?], Bailly/Smalling, Herrera, Pogba, Mctominay, Lingard, Martial, Rashford

I read Jones is injured - good he's absolutely fucking awful. And Herrara is just coming back from injury so I'm guessing even though I've put him he wont' start [is fred likely to instead? he's also fucking terrible]. I pray Lukaku doesn't start and they use pace up top against citys full backs as that's a key area you can get at them.
3 midfielders minimum in the next window. And probably another young CB to boot.

Anything else is negligent.

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Re: Solsjaerearrrurrr!!!! By the Power of Grueskull!!! AH UGH! AH UGH! (Lol)
« Reply #26664 on: April 24, 2019, 10:33:47 am »
 :lmao

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Re: Solsjaerearrrurrr!!!! By the Power of Grueskull!!! AH UGH! AH UGH! (Lol)
« Reply #26665 on: April 24, 2019, 10:53:08 am »
Come on you manc c*nts

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Re: Solsjaerearrrurrr!!!! By the Power of Grueskull!!! AH UGH! AH UGH! (Lol)
« Reply #26666 on: April 24, 2019, 11:00:30 am »
There's a long thread on Redcafe about whether they even want to win tonight. Calling us "bin dippers" and all that shite, most of them want to lose to Manchester City just to stop us!

As if it's up to them alone!

What a small time club they've become  ;D

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« Reply #26667 on: April 24, 2019, 11:04:50 am »
I can't bring myself to watch it to be honest. I'll tune in if Utd aren't getting absolutely destroyed by half time.

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« Reply #26668 on: April 24, 2019, 11:06:35 am »
6/1 !


Fucking hell

That’s league 1 vs PL in the FA cup odds.   No one thinks Manchester United will win.  Not even them. What an utter shit show they have become.

If I was a gambler, I’d stick at least £50k on a City win. It’s practically printing money at 1/2.
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« Reply #26669 on: April 24, 2019, 11:06:55 am »
I don't know much about them, is this a likely line up:

DDG, Dalot, Shaw [Young?], Bailly/Smalling, Herrera, Pogba, Mctominay, Lingard, Martial, Rashford

I read Jones is injured - good he's absolutely fucking awful. And Herrara is just coming back from injury so I'm guessing even though I've put him he wont' start [is fred likely to instead? he's also fucking terrible]. I pray Lukaku doesn't start and they use pace up top against citys full backs as that's a key area you can get at them.

What a dog shit side that is.

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« Reply #26670 on: April 24, 2019, 11:09:33 am »
What a dog shit side that is.

They have no chance. City will annihilate them if they try to play “the United way”. Their best chance is to park the bus.
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« Reply #26671 on: April 24, 2019, 11:09:54 am »
That side posted above is their version of this.

"Since its purchase by the sheikh of Abu Dhabi, Manchester City has managed to cheat its way into the top echelon of European football and create a global, immensely profitable football empire, ignoring rules along the way. The club's newfound glory is rooted in lies."

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« Reply #26672 on: April 24, 2019, 11:16:21 am »
That side posted above is their version of this.



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« Reply #26673 on: April 24, 2019, 11:17:44 am »
What a dog shit side that is.
It's fucking excruciating wanting united to win anyway, given their team is so utterly fucking awful makes this entire thing farcical
3 midfielders minimum in the next window. And probably another young CB to boot.

Anything else is negligent.

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« Reply #26674 on: April 24, 2019, 11:20:35 am »
The Man United fans are as dejected as I have seen them, ever. It was bad under Moyes, Van Gaal and Mourinho, but never this bad.

They were hiding under the pretence that it was all the manager and these players were fine. But now with a combination of more shit buys (Sanchez especially), another manager sacked, the clueless structure they have , their only two high profile players wanting to leave and the chasm between them and the top two then its dawned on them how far they are.

Its an example of a club that hasnt got its structure right. They need to buckle down for the long term because as Solksjaer said, they have no chance for challenging for the title any time soon.
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« Reply #26676 on: April 24, 2019, 11:25:47 am »
:lmao

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« Reply #26677 on: April 24, 2019, 11:28:54 am »
I have never bought a football shirt in my life but I would buy a Man United shirt if they won today.

I'll go to wolves at home last game in a united top if they win tonight.
3 midfielders minimum in the next window. And probably another young CB to boot.

Anything else is negligent.

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« Reply #26678 on: April 24, 2019, 11:29:28 am »
The Man United fans are as dejected as I have seen them, ever. It was bad under Moyes, Van Gaal and Mourinho, but never this bad.

They were hiding under the pretence that it was all the manager and these players were fine. But now with a combination of more shit buys (Sanchez especially), another manager sacked, the clueless structure they have , their only two high profile players wanting to leave and the chasm between them and the top two then its dawned on them how far they are.

Its an example of a club that hasnt got its structure right. They need to buckle down for the long term because as Solksjaer said, they have no chance for challenging for the title any time soon.

The worse thing is that their continued demise is not exactly unique. They just have to look at us with the Yanks.

It took FSG a little time to get their heads around the whole socerball thing but we are heading in the right direction on and off the pitch.

The Glazers have been involved with United for 15 years, happily took the credit for Ferguson's success and milked the cash cow. Their overall management of the club has been has increased the milk quota but on the pitch it's been shite.

Greedy fucking owners.

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Re: Solsjaerearrrurrr!!!! By the Power of Grueskull!!! AH UGH! AH UGH! (Lol)
« Reply #26679 on: April 24, 2019, 11:35:32 am »
That side posted above is their version of this.



Except minus the good/decent players.
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