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Re: Solsjaerearrrurrr!!!! By the Power of Grueskull!!! AH UGH! AH UGH! (Lol)
« Reply #26921 on: April 24, 2019, 07:16:53 pm »
Pogba is the worst player I've ever seen
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Re: Solsjaerearrrurrr!!!! By the Power of Grueskull!!! AH UGH! AH UGH! (Lol)
« Reply #26922 on: April 24, 2019, 07:17:20 pm »
So when will City get their first goal then? I'm saying it will be after about 1 minute 20 seconds, or maybe 20 seconds looking at the United side again.
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« Reply #26923 on: April 24, 2019, 07:17:36 pm »
Looks a narrow 4-5-1 to me, Lingard to play advanced on the break off Rashford.

That sort of pace might hurt the likes of Kompany, but on paper City look head and shoulders above

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« Reply #26924 on: April 24, 2019, 07:17:48 pm »
So when will City get their first goal then? I'm saying it will be after about 1 minute 20 seconds, or maybe 20 seconds looking at the United side again.

97th minute

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« Reply #26925 on: April 24, 2019, 07:18:04 pm »
Blimey it's either 5 4 1 or 4 5 1.

City will dominate this 80% and Ole has borrowed Jose's bus. What could possibly go wrong when they haven't even played that formation before.

Fucking hell.

I don't watch United, so just wondering, do they have anyone who is handy on the break if they get out of their own box?
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« Reply #26926 on: April 24, 2019, 07:18:35 pm »
97th minute

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 ;D No chance they'll survive that long.
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« Reply #26927 on: April 24, 2019, 07:18:49 pm »
Pogba is the worst player I've ever seen
And the worst human.

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« Reply #26928 on: April 24, 2019, 07:18:59 pm »
5 defenders. All of them crap.
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« Reply #26929 on: April 24, 2019, 07:19:19 pm »
Pogba is the worst player I've ever seen

He’s a gifted player though, just has no inclination to consistently apply himself and seems more bothered about cooking up new celebrations and haircuts.

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« Reply #26930 on: April 24, 2019, 07:19:54 pm »
I've a feeling they'll do it tonight against all of the odds and send us marching onto number 19

I also expect the atmosphere to be quieter than normal for a derby game

United's players will be up for this. Their fans not so much I don't think

The atmosphere for the derby I visited was pretty dull to be honest. Abudabi franchise fc are the definition of astro turfing.


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« Reply #26931 on: April 24, 2019, 07:20:15 pm »
I don't watch United, so just wondering, do they have anyone who is handy on the break if they get out of their own box?

Rashford & Lingard

Whether they do anything with it is another thing though, both are capable of hurting them but a higher chance of them having a grim night

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« Reply #26932 on: April 24, 2019, 07:20:55 pm »
Come on you dreadful bags of shite.

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« Reply #26933 on: April 24, 2019, 07:21:23 pm »
Must be Uniteds longest pre game odds at home?

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« Reply #26934 on: April 24, 2019, 07:21:39 pm »
Rashford & Lingard

Whether they do anything with it is another thing though, both are capable of hurting them but a higher chance of them having a grim night

They will run up blind alleyways and if they do manage to shoot it will end up in the 80th row. Or in Manchester city centre.
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« Reply #26935 on: April 24, 2019, 07:22:06 pm »
Jesus Christ they are absolutely dire, turgid, hopeless,uninspiring boring pieces of Manure. Glory Glory United.


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« Reply #26936 on: April 24, 2019, 07:22:37 pm »
Pep gone 2 DM's?

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He's playing for a draw.

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« Reply #26937 on: April 24, 2019, 07:22:51 pm »
Must be Uniteds longest pre game odds at home?

11/2

There was even some offering 7/1 this morning and 6/1 available now. I never seen them so long at home.
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« Reply #26938 on: April 24, 2019, 07:22:55 pm »
Rashford & Lingard

Whether they do anything with it is another thing though, both are capable of hurting them but a higher chance of them having a grim night
Thanks for the info. Hopefully they have a productive night up front.
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« Reply #26939 on: April 24, 2019, 07:22:55 pm »
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« Reply #26940 on: April 24, 2019, 07:23:10 pm »
Here you are, one each...

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« Reply #26941 on: April 24, 2019, 07:23:22 pm »

Half of those should be playing Buttons...


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« Reply #26942 on: April 24, 2019, 07:23:34 pm »
There was even some offering 7/1 this morning and 6/1 available now. I never seen them so long at home.

I got 13/2 on betfair Sunday
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« Reply #26943 on: April 24, 2019, 07:23:35 pm »
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« Reply #26944 on: April 24, 2019, 07:24:35 pm »
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Hopefully he’ll have a bit of home pride.

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« Reply #26945 on: April 24, 2019, 07:24:50 pm »
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« Reply #26946 on: April 24, 2019, 07:25:41 pm »
I'll eat my own turd if this lot get anything tonight

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« Reply #26947 on: April 24, 2019, 07:25:55 pm »
Robbie Savage sticking the knife in...

'If you took the back line as a unit from Burnley or Brighton (!) would that improve the United Team...?'
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« Reply #26948 on: April 24, 2019, 07:26:06 pm »
That side the mancs put out would struggle in the championship, there is no way this is happening.

Darmian? Lad is so shite I genuinely think you'd find better players playing in the conference.

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« Reply #26949 on: April 24, 2019, 07:26:21 pm »
I'll eat my own turd if this lot get anything tonight

Quoted just in case.

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« Reply #26950 on: April 24, 2019, 07:26:53 pm »
Quoted just in case.

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« Reply #26951 on: April 24, 2019, 07:27:14 pm »
That side the mancs put out would struggle in the championship, there is no way this is happening.

Darmian? Lad is so shite I genuinely think you'd find better players playing in the conference.

He hasn't played this calendar year and all of a sudden he's playing. Ole ole at the wheel

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« Reply #26952 on: April 24, 2019, 07:27:46 pm »
Robbie Savage sticking the knife in...

'If you took the back line as a unit from Burnley or Brighton (!) would that improve the United Team...?'

Burnley have more chance than this United side tonight. At least they will put some effort into it and have some form.


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« Reply #26953 on: April 24, 2019, 07:28:00 pm »
Right, I'm off to watch something entertaining from Manchester.

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« Reply #26954 on: April 24, 2019, 07:28:22 pm »
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« Reply #26955 on: April 24, 2019, 07:28:27 pm »
The City midfield and defense aren't really all that.

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« Reply #26956 on: April 24, 2019, 07:29:41 pm »
I'm a man of my word.  8)
Wash your mouth!  ;D
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« Reply #26957 on: April 24, 2019, 07:30:35 pm »
Hes better than Matic at this point.

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« Reply #26958 on: April 24, 2019, 07:30:55 pm »
Hopefully he’ll have a bit of home pride.

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« Reply #26959 on: April 24, 2019, 07:31:18 pm »
I'll eat my own turd if this lot get anything tonight

I'll just bank that one for posterity - need to post video up though