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When satire becomes reality
« on: September 17, 2005, 03:22:08 pm »
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Re: When satire becomes reality
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2005, 03:36:44 pm »
How big a face do you fucking need? ;D Coming soon.. the 'Jet-Propelled Ocho Macho'.

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Re: When satire becomes reality
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2005, 03:58:21 pm »
Six blades, that's what we need. Cut your fecking face off in one go.

How about they just come up with something that kills the bloody growth off in one go and then you don't have to shave?

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Re: When satire becomes reality
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2005, 03:58:54 pm »
Six blades, that's what we need. Cut your fecking face off in one go.

How about they just come up with something that kills the bloody growth off in one go and then you don't have to shave?


like....electrolysis???

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Re: When satire becomes reality
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2005, 04:00:29 pm »
How many blades is optimum I wonder?

They are really going for the throat though aren't they!
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Re: When satire becomes reality
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2005, 04:02:34 pm »
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."

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Re: When satire becomes reality
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2005, 04:14:17 pm »
Satire

Reality 18 months later

I remember seeing that in the Onion, and thought it was pretty funny, but this is just hilarious.